Say something random about you (Part 5)

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:31 am

You have a navy in the bush? They need a new compass and map.

In the Navy skit by the muppets is my favorite. Next is Craig Ferguson's lip sync.

Pigloo: "Moi j'aime skier" (I love skiing).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=i4y0FsYnrS0&NR=1

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Thu Nov 22, 2012 5:17 am

Sami!!! I always aim to make you smile, my dear.

Pigloo is an ................. experience, Julie. Are they favourites of yours or your sprog? Laughing

Random:

Have you ever had an older neighbour who was nitpicky, a complainer?

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:01 am

Yes, my dad. He's the cranky old man in the neighborhood. Wink

Random: I made some cheesy potatoes in the crockpot for Thanksgiving. They seem more soupy than potatoey, though. Despite the fact that they contain no garlic, my dad will still say they stink. Why are they so soupy, though? I followed the recipe and even put more potatoes in than the recipe called for.

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Fri Nov 23, 2012 1:39 am

Potatoes do contain water. Maybe your potatoes are more humid than the ones the recipe writer used. Dunno, really. Just guessing.

Thank God I never had a complainer or nosy neighbor.

I like the Pigloo songs. Offspring thought they were cute the first time. Thinks I'm nuts for watching them.

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Fri Nov 23, 2012 6:35 am

Offspring is a good kid.

Random:

It's the pointy end of the year when people, including me, are snappy and irritable.

Zero tolerance for nimrods. Mad

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:42 am

What about hot rods?

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:04 am

Not unless they play ABBA's 'Waterloo' while hooning down the street .... old college days joke. Laughing

Random:

I must I must I must stop looking at puppies for sale.

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:52 pm

If you don't stop looking at puppies for sale, you're a nimrod.

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:21 am

I am a nimrod.

Random:

Here lies two beagle boys, replete from dinner, exhausted from walking.

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Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:04 am

Nay, Nay, Nay.

Do you really want a third dog? Two seems perfect. You have two arms, two hands. You can be dragged by a leash in each hand. You can hug one dog in each arm.

If your neighborhood is so dangerous that you need a pack of dogs for protection, you need to move, pronto!

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:48 am

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful , beautiful boys..............

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:05 pm

Between trouble at work and seasonal depression, I feel as if I'm stuck in a deep, dark hole. Anyone got a ladder?

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:09 pm

Nope.......just a hug: {{{{{{{ <3 }}}}}}}

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:43 am

*looks into Sharabella's hole* Shocked

That doesn't sound right.

Anyway, here's a ladder, some scented candles, a kitchen butane lighter, chicken soup, hard tack, bean bag chair, a good book, and a rainbow Carebear that says "We wuv U".

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:09 am

It's not that I live in a dangerous 'hood, Julie. It's more that there are so many lovable puppies.

Thank you, Sami. They make me laugh ... and swear ... and sniffle. Laughing

Shar, this too shall pass. But in the meantime ... Do you want me to kick anyone for you? Dallas is also talented at throat punching.

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:53 am

Nay, as long as people keep buying puppies, puppy breeders will continue to breed more puppies. You can NOT have them all.

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:34 pm

Awww but Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuum! I could just buy a bigger bed.

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Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:33 am

So nice to see dogs the size of dogs. We spent Thanksgiving day with a black & white moose/horse/Great Dane the size of a medium couch.

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:13 pm

I know I have a sick sense of humor, but I thought this was so funny. I have a friend that scares easily and I LIVE to scare her. I would so do this.....

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/elevator-prank-sparks-terror-among-unsuspecting-passengers-185326714.html

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Fri Nov 30, 2012 3:09 am

Julie, I know someone with three great danes in her house. My two beagles are a good fit for me. No bigger thanks.

Dallas? You're posting here? Are the horsemen of the apocalypse on the way???? Say something random about you (Part 5) - Page 3 646968

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Yes, somehow I can see you doing that prank, you evil creature.

Random:

TGIF.

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Fri Nov 30, 2012 4:02 am

I've been traveling like a bitch and in different time zones.
But I thought I would grace you with my presence. Have you missed me?
I have no idea what is going on with everybody but Nay, I saw your post. You may not have another dog. There must be room for me to visit.

The End.

Hiya to all. I promise to check in more.....

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:01 am

Dallas wrote:: Have you missed me?

No. Maybe. A little. Yes.

Take your pick. Laughing

Dallas wrote:: I have no idea what is going on with everybody but Nay, I saw your post. You may not have another dog. There must be room for me to visit.

I've told you a million times - the hammock in the backyard is available. I'll even deliver breakfast ... ie. toss some wheaties out the window at you.

Dallas wrote:: The End.

No discussion? No consultation? Harsh.

Catch-up for you, Dallas dearest.

Sami is the same - sweet, spicy and cutting Senor Butler from her life. Julie has been sick (caught it from her kidlet) but is now in fine form again. Donna has sold old house, bought a new house and worried about her sick cats and naughty dog. Shar has been busy, overworked and sick ... and she didn't get it from Julie's kid. Dani drops by every now and then for a hello. Emily was trying to find a new job but not sure of her progress.

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:04 am

Re: Elevator prank

I have been in elevators that lost power and stopped for a few minutes, sometimes with lights on, sometimes without, sometimes the doors could be opened and the elevator was between floors. I also had an inside office, closet-like, that was pitch dark when power went out. I now carry a pocket flashlight.

If I thought something that showed up was a ghost of some sort, I would try to exorcise it by invoking the Sign of the Cross, the name of Jesus, then whacking the hell (literally) out of the thing, especially if it got loud in a small enclosed space. In other words, that little girl would definitely be a ghost when I got through with her.

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:03 pm

Nay has become the crazy dog lady.

Sharabella, come visit me. My dog will make sure you're not depressed anymore. She will lick you to death and bring you sticks from the yard.

My kitty is doing better. His runs have subsided, but I think he is going senile. I don't mind senile so much, he will fit in with the rest of us. Smile

Random: I hate this crappy internet.

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:31 pm

LegoJulie wrote:: If I thought something that showed up was a ghost of some sort, I would try to exorcise it by invoking the Sign of the Cross, the name of Jesus, then whacking the hell (literally) out of the thing, especially if it got loud in a small enclosed space.

I would be behind you, literally, figuratively and coweringly.

DonnaKat wrote:: Nay has become the crazy dog lady.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

AND ...

Am not!

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