Say something random about you (Part 5)

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:53 am

Nay, stop puppy shopping.

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:28 pm

But it was for someone else ... Say something random about you (Part 5) - Page 6 Innocnet-1

I know ... I'm shameless for puppy porn. Seriously though, who wouldn't want this?

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Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:34 am

RAnDoMs:

I've just finished a Sheepshagger beer from Scotland. It was ........... interesting.

Now I'm off to water the flowers in my underwear.

The two are not connected in any way.

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:43 am

interesting Nay? How so? Smile

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Sat Jan 19, 2013 5:10 pm

Hi Dani.

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Great to see you posting. What's news?

Sheepshagger had lovely colour but was rough and bitter in taste. I much preferred the Kilkenny that followed.

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:57 pm

With a name like Sheepshagger you expected smooth and tasty? Perving

I used to have flowers ON my underwear, but never IN.

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:23 pm

Sorry I haven't checked in in a few days, but time flies when you're having fun.

I ran over a deer on the highway with my car last Friday morning. I'm okay, but the car has $1700 worth of damage. Thank God I only have to pay the $100 deductible. Pretty unnerving to run over what feels like a log and then have a things explode around you. I'm driving it until I can get it fixed next week. Mad

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:08 pm

Oh dear, a deer! Exploding? I'm not sure I want to know. Glad you're okay though, DK.

Congratulations to President Obama on his re-inauguration. I hope he and Congressional Leaders are able to do what needs to be done for your country.

Random:

Yesterday (Monday), my school summer holidays ended early when, at work cleaning my new classroom, friends said to me "We start Pupil Free Days tomorrow (Tuesday), not Wednesday!" Oh crap, I guess I didn't read that email very well.

A good-great year is anticipated by many though as we have a new leader at the helm and he should be sharp, genuine and nowhere near as fu$king moody as the previous one. Alleluia!!

ETA, Julie, flowery underwear? I'm not a little girl anymore so it's just plain ________ for me. Laughing

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:48 pm

Flowers? Underwear? Isn't it hard to keep the dirt from falling out?

Oh-------Silly me. You've been using your bras for planting seedlings, aren't you. Good idea, that way you can hang them on the fence and keep the boys from digging them up. Wink

Random:

Ah yes, the Internet repair man just replaced my Internet modem. So I can actually get online again. I've been telling them the darn modem was the problem for long time. But what did I know, I was just the person watching the thing reboot itself over and over while the guy on the phone insisted it was a loose wire. I admit the repair guy looked at me strangely when he said "This thing is fried" and I said " Hallelujah!"

Any way----I'm back.

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:11 pm

Nice to have you back, Bella.

My grandparents used to own a family clothing store. They sold women's underwear with embroidered flowers on the front. I miss them. They were really pretty. And free.

I didn't vote for that guy. He just hiked up my federal tax. Now he wants to control guns. It's not guns that need controlling. It's crazy people. Control the crazies!

DK, was the deer dead? Lying in the road? What exploded?

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:21 pm

Welcome back Shara! I'm in internet Purgatory myself so I feel your pain.

The deer was dead i think. I hope. The exploding was my front fender being obliterated. I only knew it was a deer when i saw the deer fur sticking out my front bumper. The dog sure smelled it when i pulled the car in the garage.

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:54 pm

Could have been a lot worse. I knew a guy who hit a deer at night. It jumped out from the dark woods beside the road and right in front of his car. Obliterated the front and hood of the car. Killed the deer, too.

Some speakers are going to speak at my kid's school. They don't charge a fee but expect the students (and parents) to buy their books. I hate that kind of obligation. Plus they're speaking about bullies. Like that helps. Evil or Very Mad

I'll stop now before this becomes a rant.

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:27 am

Ruh roh, Julie's on a bender. RUN, HIDE, SHUT UP! Why doesn't the school library buy the books so more of the children can read them?

Random:

The hot weather seemed to have turned a corner here but sometimes late March has a vicious sting. Luckily the air-con in my new room works well.

So glad my boys don't do this - http://www.dogshaming.com/2013/01/yummm-expensive-electronics/

It's so difficult buying a birthday present for someone who doesn't convey their tastes or seem to have any actual hobbies.

An inappropriate joke anyone? Laughing

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes..

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What’s your occupation?"

"I'm a hooker," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a ... lady of the night?"

"Well, I raised a thousand c_ _ _s last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:22 am

I guess 1000 is a lot of chickens.

Someone with no hobbies whose taste is unknown. A bath towel. A pillowcase. A spork. A surge protector/power strip. A stress squeeze ball. A neck pillow. A lumbar support pillow. A computer wrist rest. Moist towellettes. Antibacterial wipes. A good pocket or keychain flashlight. A pretty or gift deck of cards. Some pet thing if they have pets. A gift card to something like Amazon.com which sells everything.

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Tue Jan 22, 2013 4:28 pm

Way too many chickens for the average farmer. Rolling Eyes

Bought an i-phone/i-pod docking station for his 40th birthday. All good ideas, thanks Julie! I have been leaning more towards the gift card lately for a lot of people because it allows them choice but this is a milestone b'day.

Random:

For the first time in a long time, I feel refreshed and optimistic about returning to work. It's going to be a GREAT year if new boss' speech yesterday was anything to go by.

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:14 am

Farm some chickens.

I found this article hilarious.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/inigo-montoya-shirt-leads-awkward-flight-220153812.html

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:20 am

Oh good grief, ignorance should be a shootable crime. Who hasn't seen or heard of 'The Princess Bride'??? Rolling Eyes

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:26 am

I have a t-shirt that says that. It's grey and looks like I am wearing one of those "Hello my name is " tags on the t-shirt with Inigo Montoya written on it. And below that it says "You killed my father. Prepare to die."

It's hilarious.
What a tool to complain about intimidation.
Fun Hater.

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:29 am

I found a pic. It looks like this:

http://www.fatwallet.com/Tanga-coupons/hello-my-name-is-inigo-montoya-t-shirt/

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:21 pm

LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:32 pm

Dallas, as a big fan of 'The Princess Bride', can you believe anyone hasn't heard of it, particularly a woman?

I still get asked about this saying but usually by kids.

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Random:

In case, you've been living in a vacuum (or the northern hemisphere), you might know Australia is a land of contrasts. Weatherwise, we have had living proof of that for the past three weeks - huge and widespread fires through six states and now a messy little ex-cyclone is drenching my state, leaving anywhere from 200-800mm of rain. Another cyclone is causing problems on the west coast.

It appears as though our national day of celebration and reconciliation - Australia Day (Jan 26th) - will be wetwetwet.

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Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:44 am

Vegemite.

Blech.

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Fri Jan 25, 2013 4:14 am

Blech?

Who is this Dallas person? I have this tres vague recollection of someone with a similar name. Wasn't she related to Imelda Marcos?? Laughing

Random:

The weather has worsened; in fact there is currently a severe weather warning for our area. Within the past nine hours, we have had winds gusts of close to 100km/hr, nearly 200mm of rainfall and are experiencing high tides and dangerous surf. All of these are directly attributable to the remnants of Cyclone Oswald.

Mind you, I'd be pissed off too with that name!

Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:17 am

200mm-800mm? When number get that big you're still in mm? That's 8"-2'8".

Y'all need to dig a big hole in the middle of the outback so all the water from the coasts drains toward the desert.

Wow wind gusts of hurricane strength. Close your windows and doors and keep the puppies inside. Be safe, Nay.

Added after mail came:
Got a jury summon for a constable precinct court. I'm supposed to appear on Tuesday, this coming Tuesday, 2 working days from today. WTH?!? A 2-day warning...okay if I count the weekend days, a 4-day warning. That's nuts!

The precinct courts are supposed to handle civil matters. Let's see what's been in the news lately...school shootings, dog maulings, more dog maulings, drunk drivings, thefts, kids living in a school bus while both parents are in jail...I guess there would be divorces and other idiocies.

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Subject: Re: Say something random about you (Part 5) Fri Jan 25, 2013 5:42 pm

We be metric over here, Julie, but yes that is a helluva lot of rain. Last night, it continued unabated and the wind was quite strong. Most doors and windows were shut because they kept slamming closed anyway. Jordy spent part of the night under the bed. I'm safely assuming there are two more days of this because the low causing the problems is moving extremely slowly - 15km/hr. This will definitely teach me not to bitch about the dry and heat of summer.

For today alone, Australia Day I might add, rainfall is predicted to be between 200-350mm in the central Queensland area. "Widespread rainfall totals of 300 to 400mm have been recorded since 9am Thursday, with up to 767 mm recorded south of Gladstone. The heaviest rainfall remains in the area between Gladstone and Bundaberg, and is forecast to extend throughout the warning area by Sunday."

Here is a link that shows it better than I can explain it:

http://www.eldersweather.com.au/radar/qld/

A jury summons? Does that mean you pissed God off? geek

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