The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:16 am

Oh Sami, you haven't seen the photo of the suck-up face with huge brown eyes yet.

Seriously.

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:53 am

i want to see that one, then. he's just beyond adorable!!

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:59 pm

He's a cutie, Nay!

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:51 pm

Thanks Sami and Emily. I anticipate that he'll work his looks to get his way. Should be an interesting battle of wills.

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The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 - Page 26 Buddy_4_weeks_3_days_099

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:01 pm

omg! he is just beautiful. he'd be spoiled ROTTEN if he lived with me! i'm a sucker for a pretty face!

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:41 am

I was just locked out by a f@cking frog. A f@cking frog I tell you!

He f@cking thumped up my back steps and when I went to investigate he wouldn't f@cking move. So I opened the f@cking wooden screen and the f@cking BACK DOOR SHUT!

Not panicking. No. No. Not me.

I haul a f@cking table around to my bedroom and scramble in a short nightie through the f@cking open window. Not only was my butt in the air mooning the neighbours but my nightie is f@cking filthy now.

Little f@cker is still there, just looking at me with these 'ha ha' eyes.

If he is still there in the morning, I'll have to use the f@cking front door.

Please excuse my f@cking french and throw me a sedative. Mad

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:45 pm

he won't hurt you, honey!!

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:12 pm

Oh dear, Nay...what a predicament you were in...

Makes for a good story, no?

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:15 pm

I hear frog legs are yummy.

*excuse me while I pick myself up off the floor*

Okay.

Nay, your door locks automatically? You open the door at night in your nightie to investigate a thumping noise up your back steps?
Oh, no! A dingo ate my friend!

My sympathies on getting locked out.

Around here, if there's thumping on the back steps, we get out the shotguns and flashlights, in that order.

I can see now that you need a dog.

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:48 pm

Nay, that f@cking frog was probably a prince waiting for you to kiss him on his f@cking lips. He saw you in there in your short nightie and thought, "mmmmhmmmm, baby"...and you f@cking didn't take the bait.

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:09 pm

LOL!!!

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:28 pm

lol..another way to look at it..

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:28 am

greyeyegoddess wrote:: Oh dear, Nay...what a predicament you were in ... Makes for a good story, no?

LegoJulie wrote:: I hear frog legs are yummy.
*excuse me while I pick myself up off the floor* Okay.

Nay, your door locks automatically? You open the door at night in your nightie to investigate a thumping noise up your back steps?
Oh, no! A dingo ate my friend! My sympathies on getting locked out.

Around here, if there's thumping on the back steps, we get out the shotguns and flashlights, in that order. I can see now that you need a dog.

DonnaKat wrote:: Nay, that f@cking frog was probably a prince waiting for you to kiss him on his f@cking lips. He saw you in there in your short nightie and thought, "mmmmhmmmm, baby"...and you f@cking didn't take the bait.

Oh hahahadie ha! Suspect

You're all a bunch of comedians aren't you!

That f@cking frog was gone this morning - fortunately for its green shiny a$s.

My pooch will guard me well. If he doesn't, he's out on his droopy little ears on the footpath .... nah not really

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:40 am

Frogs are great for your garden and eating bugs. Leave the little fella alone. In fact, go buy him a toad house. I'm sure they sell them at the garden centers there and they are way cute. It looks like a little hobbit house. They have a little door and keep the toad cool and protected.
Seriously, they are adorable. I swear I'm not pulling your (frog) leg. The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 - Page 26 Icon_biggrin

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:46 am

Dallas!

My last defense in the brutal country I live in - dingos, kangaroos, white pointers and ................ green frogs!

Oh why have you forsaken me? A frog house for crap's sake.

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:49 am

Since when do you have dingo, kangaroos or white pointers showing up in your garden?
You are a nervous nellie. I'll send you a gun and teah you to punch someone in the throat followed by a spin kick. Happy now?

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:59 am

Australian Customs Officer: "Hello there, lady. Why are you importing a hand pistol into the country from Texas?"

N: "Hello officer. I'm sorry. It's a gift from a friend. She can't defend me personally from the predators so is sending me the pistol and a gift certificate for lessons."

Customs: "Name, age, rank, address of stated friend please."

N: "Uhhmmmm." Rolling Eyes

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:14 am

Nay wrote:: Australian Customs Officer: "Hello there, lady. Why are you importing a hand pistol into the country from Texas?"

So a dingo won't eat my Beagle.

Nay wrote:


Dallas, young southern gal, and The Great State of Texas. That should suffice. Or maybe me in a ninja suit would help persuade him.

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:47 am

You and a ninja outfit? Never out of place. The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 - Page 26 210_animated_ninja-2

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:06 am

I like frogs. They're cute and cuddly.

Get the frog a house, Nay!

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:33 am

Footpath? No, Nay, sidewalk!

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:45 pm

Shaddupayafaces! Nuts, one and all!

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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:10 pm

I need chestnuts.

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:23 am

I can offer you a pistachio nut, LJ.

Shelled of course.

Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:57 am

Chestnuts!!!

I can get pistachio. I have a hard time finding chestnuts around here.

Chestnuts!!!

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