Say something random about you (Part 1)

I hear(thank you, msn) that more women are turning to stripping or making porn as the economy tanks. And the pay isn't even that good.

Thanks for the feedback, kids.

John and I had a LONG, tumultuous history...

Yeah, he knew he was an ex...but we remained friends with benefits. I wanted those benefits to end a long time ago, but I went along with it anyway.

He LIVED for the phone sex....yeah....we did a lot of that....but I grew tired of it....same old......same old.....

Anyways....long story short...I broke it off for good. He's not going to change, but I sure have. A lot.

XO

I'm craving White Castle bellybombers.

Oh, they are....but oh so good.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Castle_(restaurant)

We call them rectal rockets at my house. lol

Oggy wrote:

rectal rockets

Two words that should never go together...

White Castle is what you eat when you've been drinking all night and don't know any better. It's kin to the Waffle House in that regard.

When you puke, you're not sure whether to attribute your newly acquired desire for immediate death to the food you consumed or the copious amounts of alcohol you downed.

In the end, you've lost at least $60 and all your dignity. I've done it several times

LOL, celtic!

I remember Dennys on Sunset Boulevard fondly. For the same reason. They had cheap, filling food at two o'clock in the morning.

Random.....

I just noticed how Winnie the bear seems facinated by Erik. (my avatar) LMAO.

Oh yes, Dennys for late night dining. I remember those days...going in after a night of clubbing and ordering breakfast.

I also remember a drive thru liquor store. Yes, drive thru.

Oh God, the Denny's Grand Slam breakfast! I haven't seen the interior of a Denny's in years (Thank all that's holy).

I have to say, the absolute best place to encourage your morning hangover is IHOP. i don't know what it is about a night of debauchery that makes me crave bacon, eggs, smokes, and a coffee but that place place is the best for it.

Sadly, there are no IHOPs here. We do have drive thru liquor stores,though. You can get your high end wine *and* Boone's farm all from behind the wheel.

Sounds safe,eh?

Why was there a big glob of dried up dirt on my car?

I know it stormed last night, but still...just one big old dried up dirtball with grass in it.

Nope, haven't heard it...

I thought Sean was married? Still?

Oh, but Spandau reuniting? Never thought it would happen...yay!

Nay wrote:

Has anyone heard the latest rumour about Sean Penn and Natalie Portman? Prepare to be ill.

Another Eeewww

I'm not sure if any of you have seen this....

NOT A HOAX-TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.
These same thieves come in my closet and shrink my clothes! How do they do it????
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on.

Yikes!

Thanks,Nay. I've been lurking awhile but I'll try to be more active:)

pamelajane wrote:

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

Loved the whole post, but this is the one that had me fleeing to the bathroom, doubled over in laughter. SO true!

I don't do naked anymore. It's just too depressing.

That, and I have too many mirrors in my house.

Donna, I love your hair like that.
It's nice and playful!