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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:29 am
That's the best you can do?
Yo mama's so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
DonnaKat Head Cheese, Pantry Raider, Your Everlovin' Forum Administrator
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:30 am
Yo mama so ugly when she sits on the beach in the sand, the cats try to bury her.
Nay Moderator
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:56 pm
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
DonnaKat Head Cheese, Pantry Raider, Your Everlovin' Forum Administrator
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:40 am
It was -6F this morning, and that was after the sun came out. It has now warmed to a balmy -1F, and my house has warmed from 66F to 68F.
It's supposed to get up to about 23F today. I might have to break out the flip flops and shorts and go wash my car.
Nay Moderator
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:34 pm
DK, you and your farenheit measures!
Is it nipply weather?
We, here in the great state of Queensland, are having sublime days of 29/30 C now that the rain has halted. Unfortunately, there ends my excuse for being lazy.
LegoJulie Complete Loss of Marbles
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Sun Jan 10, 2010 5:56 pm
We're in the 50's! But we're going back down to 20's tonight. I also measure in Fahrenheit.
20C is about the perfect temperature for me.
pamelajane Complete Loss of Marbles
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:58 am
Wait, let me get out my temperature converter. Is there going to be a test?
Nay Moderator
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:52 pm
Clean, clean, clean, trying to think of something clean.
Hmmmm .... GB's soul.
How's dat?
LegoJulie Complete Loss of Marbles
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:14 am
Something clean:
The contents of a hand sanitizer bottle. Laundry detergent. The air at the top of Mount Everest. The tops of babies' heads. Rain water near the end of a storm. The mind of an idiot.
Nay Moderator
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:28 am
Now let's list dirty things ...
1. Inside of a teenage boy's ear. 2. Floor around male toilet ... especially one which George Michael frequents. 3. My car.
LegoJulie Complete Loss of Marbles
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:49 am
George Michael is such a wonderful singer. Too bad the rest of his life isn't.
DonnaKat Head Cheese, Pantry Raider, Your Everlovin' Forum Administrator
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:31 am
Things that are dirty:
Dirty laundry Slushy old snow My cat's butt A stripper's....................earnings
LegoJulie Complete Loss of Marbles
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:42 am
DonnaKat wrote:
A stripper's....................earnings
I try to remember to wash my hands after handling money, especially before eating. It's tough to do when you get fast food because you have to pay before you get your food, and then you don't want to take your food into the bathroom with you or leave it at a table without you. Credit/debit cards are a lot more hygienic, especially when you swipe the cards yourself.
Nay Moderator
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:06 pm
Awww gees, you just sent a shiver down my spine, Julie.
I worry that we have become too clean in the past few decades and that is the major reason for the explosion of allergic conditions.
LegoJulie Complete Loss of Marbles
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:54 pm
I've spent many years wading kneehigh through monsoon flooded streets with dead things and sewer mixed in the water. I'd lived where missing an annual cholera shot means there's a really good chance you'll die that year. I've eaten street vendor foods with uncovered sauce jars that people more than double dip in. I have lots of allergies.
As for the general explosion of allergies, I think people who would have died if they were born 100 years ago are now living and breeding and passing on bad genes.
LadyNOLA Complete Loss of Marbles
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:20 pm
Wow, LJ, what experiences! Did you work in humanitarian relief or something?
LegoJulie Complete Loss of Marbles
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:22 am
Nope. Grew up in Bangkok, Thailand, the world capital of prostitution. That title really pissed off the king.
Can I say 'prostitution' and 'pissed' here in this thread?
DonnaKat Head Cheese, Pantry Raider, Your Everlovin' Forum Administrator
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:08 am
I think you just did.
LegoJulie Complete Loss of Marbles
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:31 am
And they didn't get asterixed.
Our local area will get cleaned in the next few days. They're predicting thunderstorms, lots of them.
LadyNOLA Complete Loss of Marbles
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:47 am
I miss thunderstorms. I don't remember when we had the last one here.
Nay Moderator
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:30 pm
Over the period between Christmas and New Year, we had close to 10 inches of rain ..... see I can speak Americano!
Random:
Prince William will arrive in Sydney for a three day stay this week.
A rambunctious female baby elephant was born at Melbourne Zoo yesterday.
After a morning shampoo, my pup did laps through the house as though he was in the Indy 500. Now, he's collapsed at my feet, showing the world his bits.
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LadyNOLA Complete Loss of Marbles
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:43 pm
AWWW, I love elephants. And Buddy looks blissfully content, Nay!
Nay Moderator
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:03 am
Listening to this at the moment and lamenting the near end to my summer holidays.
DonnaKat Head Cheese, Pantry Raider, Your Everlovin' Forum Administrator
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:18 pm
Just when I was contemplating deleting my Facebook account because it's under my real name and people that I'm not sure I want to find me are finding me.... (no one here, more like family and extended family...church people.... )....then it happens:
My best friend from high school found me last night. It's been about 20 years since we've spoken, and I had always wondered what happened to her.
pamelajane Complete Loss of Marbles
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Subject: Re: The Clean Panty Thread Vol. 1 Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:29 pm
How cool is that, DK?
I haven't joined Facebook yet, even though my kids are encouraging me to do so. Anyone here have any opiniuns on Facebook?
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