Gerard Butler Encroaches on Piven/Mayer Territory

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http://bauergriffinonline.com/2010/01/gerard-butler-encroaches-on-pi.php

Gerard Butler Encroaches on Piven/Mayer Territory

We warned y'all. It was coming.

Not that a void exists in the Realm of Pivendom, but Gerard Butler is filling it anyway.

Yesterday, the Scots roamed on down to Venice Beach with a few friends. As he strolled the boardwalk, Butler stopped to chat with maaaany ladies along the way, pose in front of a poster for his movie Gamer, and lend his ears to a violinist playing outside her home.

Within a matter of minutes, Gerard and the string slayer had exchanged numbers, and then (passionately) saliva. King Leonidas wastes no time.

Okay, did anyone else notice that one of the guys with Gerry (not Ariel but the other one) has a camera with a huge lens on it? And then in one of the pics you can see Ariel taking a pic of the violin chick and in another it looks like he and camera guy are in the background taking a pic of Gerry sucking face?

That is very odd. Do they take pics of all of Gerry's face sucking partners or is something else going on? And why is camera guy not in any of the pics with the women? Is he taking the pic or did he leave?
And Ariel is in some of the pics but in others Butler is alone with the woman. And the second woman is serenading Butler while he plays tonsil hockey and in others they are alone. Was it a long tongue lashing or did Ariel just start running out of frame and the violin woman ducked into a doorway? It's all so....odd.

Obviously someone took a pic of the three guys together - a pap or someone. But I wonder about the other pics and why Ariel and the camera guy are also taking pics.

Between the Aniston crap and the stripper pole lady and now this, this crap is getting old real fast, I'm sorry to say...

I am thoroughly sickened....what the hell....

Hey DK, Where is he going with his hand????

http://bauergriffinonline.com/2010/01/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-gerard-butler-encroaches-on-pi.php?bfm_index=20&bfm_page=2

Helllllloooooo!!!!

Here he's just giving her a free breast exam. It's important to examen your breasts regularly. Gerry is just performing a public service - a free breast exam.

http://bauergriffinonline.com/2010/01/gerard-butler-encroaches-on-pi.php?bfm_index=14&bfm_page=1

And now we're down to groping random strangers on the street...

Nothing personal to anyone here, you know I love y'all...but I think I need to take a break from this crap for a while....

Oh man, it's hit JJ. Here's a few comments:

Feeling lonely?
Need to ward off those gay rumors?
Want some crabs?
Call violin girl for a good time!


Maybe her name is Georgia and the Devil wanted to go down on her. We know how much Gerry loves music.


The conversation went something like this. “Excuse me darlin, do you know ‘Music of the Night’? Well that’s ok - instead of a tip I’ll just grab your t!tties, squeeze your @ss and stick my abnormally long tongue down your throat - cheers! And lean this way for the camera.”


I cannot stop laughing. It is so gross, you just stare at the pictures wondering WTF is up with this guy. I guess if you need sex that bad you are probably a pretty selfish lover.

Selfish? He’s sharing his body fluids with a cast of thousands. How dare you call him selfish.


The fact that he is forty years old is what makes it too much..this is something teenagers do but than again he does have the mind set of a seventeen year old…if she’s under the age of 21 it just reeks dirty old man after young chick..


I am not upset that he is with a woman, I’ve always praised Gerry’s girls. But I can’t believe that he would kiss someone randomly on the street. It just bloody ruined the image I’ve had of him on my mind.

The kiss with Kristi was fine and romantic because it was a date. But this is yuckkkkkkk

LOL hard! WTF was the arm thing at the end? thank you ladies and gentlemen…..i thought he was going to bow

He said “Honestly, it’s THIS BIG!


Why is this freak always alone?
It doesn’t make any sense to me.

Because by the time the shutter moves on the camera, he’s finished and on to the next woman. You hav e to be fast to catch him. He’s like the hummingbird of wh/res.

Our Pal Phillyblogger has been vindicated many many times since then.

Someone should send him the link to the new piccies and a big fat apology.

Butler could detect a camera in the Gobi Desert in the dark of night during an eclipse in a sandstorm


So, is he gay or a manwh@re? I’m so confused. All I know for certain is that he trips my trigger. Guess I’ll grab a violin and head for the nearest street corner. ‘Gerry? Gerry? are you here?’ Said, shoving aside a phangirl with a violin. ‘This is my corner. Not enough room for the both of us. Gerry? I’m waiting…’

ha! no wonder he always has colds and sinus infections, he gets it from random saliva


So all the stories are true. Gerry’s a sex addict. The common behaviour pattern of these types of people is to roam streets or bars prowling for other desperate people to hook-up with. IIRC somebody said GB plays like a lot of other celebs - whoring around- but he does it with a level of malice like no other. I wonder?

Somewhere, Robert the Bruce is spinning in his grave.

The hookers in Serbia are celebrating already.


Posing in front of his “Gamer” poster, alone and pretending to be on the phone just screams “Recognize me, someone!”
How desperate

That’s absurd. No one saw Gamer.

Penicillin IV drip anyone?

Double glove gals, double glove…

poor girl hope she gets tested. just being w/i breathing distance of him could be dangerous

Think that’s all he’s got? I wouldn’t even fist-bump this guy without a large amount of surgical soap at the ready.

Does Penicillin come in a body wash too?

Moments after the kiss:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq9hBEvFNlM


Hold on, Manless. Someone named Chris Hanson just knocked on my door and asked me to sit down and talk with him. He also asked if I knew Gerry’s phone number.
Cube, maybe he gives out Betadine pledgets with those gift cards.


Gerry’s personal ad:
Sociopathic scottish sl/t who spits when speaking seeks sex without strings with tall, skinny biracial models under the age of 23. No free supper, but STD’s are gratis. Call 1-888-BLOW-ME2

You forgot to add that he will sing you one of his songs from POTO…I heard he likes to impress people by randomly doing this.


Wouldn’t it be ironic if she was playing that violin while listening to Gerry whining?

hope he uses condoms when having se@x with strangers…I hope all his success hasn’t got to his head to think he is invincible…AIDS virus doesn’t care if you are a celebrity Gerard.


Condoms aren’t foolproof and they don’t protect against everything. The numbers and randomness of the acts are against him.

Sex clubs, strippers, models, porn stars, random women, camels, what’s left? Ladies and Gentlemen, hide your hamsters.

Does anyone know what brand condom he prefers? I need to buy stock in that company right away. The dude is headed to Brazil after all.

The vibrating ones.

Yep ….. G needs all the help he can get in 72 seconds


Isn’t the “legal” age in Brazil now 14 years of age? Aye carumba.


Gerry’s work for hire ad:

Professional Bean Flicker and sometime actor seeks film work that will afford two dozen 72 second breaks throughout the work day, discrete co-workers, and a portable toilet that is emptied at least four times a day. Will work with professionals if their pimps stay out of the negotiation process. Willing to relocate immediately after climax. Will make exceptions for tuckers if they have firm, perky brea$t implants.

CALL 1-888-SAN-CHEZ.


If I were on the committee that elected him Scot of the Year, I’d be crying tonight. Was this slvtty clown the best they could come up with?



I am prompted to revisit some of Gerry’s movie titles:

Phantom of the sidewalk
PS I grope you
Kiss n grab her (kiss n grabba)
Player (might bring in more viewers than Gamer)
The Ugly Tongue
Love spreading citizen (love seems inadequate here, insert your own)
and drumroll…………… i think this one could save this movie, no PR needed:
The Booty Hunter


how about One More Shag?

Lucy Sullivan is Getting Shagged?

Dear F*ckme?


Silly girl! You forgot “Please!”
——————–
I think you meant “Yes Please I’d like an STD”


STD Spreading Citizen

Atilla the Hon can I do you?

I hope the booty hunter buys her some shoes at least. She’s out there in her socks playing the violin on the street corner and he gets to kiss and grope without even leaving a tip?


If I was to profile Gerard Butler it would go like this:

Forty year old man/boy…ADHD…sex addicted..caffine addicted…self-centered..low self esteem..and all around bad actor.

Predicting Monday’s gossip headers:
DListed: Hot Slvt of the Day - DudeWh0re Gerard Butler
Lainey: Spittle Shares his Spittle
TMZ: Number 287, and queue annoying Butler’s 300 women song



ugh,not even 50 g to Haiti will bring this fan back..bye bye



Okay, I'll stop now.
They are on a roll.........

There's video. It just keeps getting better and better....

This must be the last kiss, when no one is around.

http://www.accidentalsexiness.com/2010/01/24/lucky-lady-gets-big-kiss-from-gerard-butler/

Hey Nay, someone posted this on JJ. It addresses your "scrambling" comment.......hahahahaha.

Sorry, I know you are kidding, but I just had to post it anyway.


I love the desperate fans who are trying to spin it as “he probably knows the girl”. Yeah, this is how I greet my acquaintances and friends on the street as well! Ha ha, walk by - hey I know you! - kiss and grope for a few minutes, wave my hands in faked despair :”sorry I really got to run” and move on. LOL. Total manwhore if I ever saw one.



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Did this hit a few nerves around here? Maybe he's an ancestor of the great Captain James T. Kirk.

What is that white thing sticking out from the back of her pants?

That's a huge label, about the same size as a microphone box.

Y'all think he came back later for relations, biblically speaking? Perhaps on a bridge? Near a pole? In plaid kilts?

So does he know her or doesn't he know her?

I do have to say, she's not one of those skinny Hollywood girls. She's got some meat on her. Maybe he paid her for some photo shots, being a struggling entertainer herself.

You know I'm the last to defend such ridiculous behaviour, but I'd sure like to see an explanation.

ummmm.....

all i can do is shake my head. i admit it, i'm disappointed. and dallas.....like you i noticed all that other camera action going on. wth????

i had kinda had the same thoughts as the last JJ quote posted. he might in fact know the woman, but i dunno about y'all...but i don't kiss friends and casual aquaintences that way. kinda disrespectful if you ask me.

i also have a friend who thinks the whole thing was set up....purely for the paparazzi's pleasure. could be, but what would be the point of that if your reputation takes a big hit???

Either way - familiar friend, stranger, set-up - he is dicing with people's opinions here. That reeks of arrogance and foolhardy choices to me.

I am very unimpressed (but vastly amused) by the movement of private behaviour into the public arena.

A more importance issue to me: Is he in control or is he out of control?

[quote="Nay"][font=Trebuchet MS]Either way - familiar friend, stranger, set-up - he is dicing with people's opinions here. That reeks of arrogance and foolhardy choices to me.


my sentiments, too, nay. makes me kinda sad.

oops!! that last post with the "quote" thingy didn't work. oh well...y'all know what i mean!!

You know, Lainey is not a Gerry lover. She started out as kind of indifferent, but is now officially Not A Fan. So I expected her to go off today on the latest Gerry faux pas. I'm posting it because although harsh, it really does highlight how ridiculous Gerry's reputation and reported actions are getting and how ridiculous the Jen rumors and/or PR machine are. The woman has a way with words....


http://www.laineygossip.com/Gerard_Butler_caught_kissing_random_woman_in_Venice_Beach_25jan10.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

Jennifer Aniston picks another loser
Spittle Gerard Butler clearly can’t follow instruction. All he has to do is pretend to be dating Jennifer Aniston until after their movie comes out. It’s only 2 months. But 2 months is too long. Especially for a pig like Gerry. Gerry likes to paw at people randomly. And he did so this weekend in Venice Beach. While the paps were watching.

Check out Gerry, f-cking disgusting in his army shorts, rolling with his boys, waving his dick around. According to photographers, Spittle doucheposed in front of one his own movie posters, leered at the ladies, and then stopped to enjoy a woman playing violin outside her house. Few minutes later they’re kissing each other on the street, busted by photographers. There’s video of the encounter and the woman at the end doesn’t seem all that impressed. He walks away like – babe, you don’t know who you just kissed.

F-ck he is vile. And he is fired. Guess who’s looking for a new pretend boyfriend after yet another embarrassment?

ouch! thanks dallas!

Quote :

and the woman at the end doesn’t seem all that impressed.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

JJ now has a new thread on this. (Please note new pics from the Haiti fundraising lucheon)

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/01/25/gerard-butler-makes-beautiful-music-with-a-violinist/

Gerard Butler Makes Beautiful Music with A Shoeless Violinist

Gerard Butler is spotted out and about with friends on Saturday (January 23) in Venice Beach, Calif.

The 40-year-old actor stopped and talked with several women along the way, including a violinist who was performing outside.

Gerry got her number and apparently made quite an impression - the two kissed on the sidewalk!!

The next day, Gerry headed to an Artists for Peace and Justice charity event in Brentwood to benefit Haiti relief efforts.

30+ pictures inside of Gerard Butler