Gerry will attend the premiere for LAC in Glasglow Nov 15th (European premiere)

DonnaKat wrote:: I personally know two beautiful women that live in Oslo. I'm sure Gerry would go for at least one of them...she's definitely his type.

No no no no, remember that classic Halloween story about two young Norwegians girls, a mobile phone, the internet and karaoke??? Shiver ...

Nay wrote:: No no no no, remember that classic Halloween story about two young Norwegians girls, a mobile phone, the internet and karaoke??? Shiver ...

LOL!!! That sounds like it should be a really crazy joke........."Did you hear the one about the two Norwegian girls, the mobile phone, the internet, and karaoke?" Laughing

In fact, many incidents in G's life over the years have seemed like they could have been a joke that went horribly wrong... LOL

Did you hear the one about the threesome, f/cking a chicken, Jamacian deflowering, and Dirty Sanchez?

Caution: foot-in-mouth disease can turn you into a joke.

Dallas wrote:: Did you hear the one about the threesome, f/cking a chicken, Jamacian deflowering, and Dirty Sanchez?

Caution: foot-in-mouth disease can turn you into a joke.

Okay, I know the stories behind "threesome, f/cking a chicken, and Dirty Sanchez," but the "Jamaican deflowering" is a new one on me. Someone please share!! (not that I don't know what the word "deflowering" means.....or what a Jamaican is for that matter, LOL! I just don't know this particular story)

Gerry stated in an interview that he lost his virginity in Jamaica to a gymnast, whose name he doesn't remember.
It was during a TUT interview -- for Extra, maybe?

Enough with the porn talk, Tex and Emily. My ears hurt ... Laughing

Here's another titbit about the Glasgow Premiere:

GERARD BUTLER REWARDS FANS WITH PREMIERE OF NEW FILM IN SCOTLAND

Nov 1 2009 Toby Mcdonald

http://www.sundaymail.co.uk/tv-showbiz-news/entertainment-news/2009/11/01/gerard-butler-rewards-fans-with-premiere-of-new-film-in-scotland-78057-21789689/

HOLLYWOOD action man Gerard Butler is heading to Scotland for the European premiere of his latest blockbuster.

The 300 hero will come to Glasgow for a glitzy red carpet bash to open Law Abiding Citizen.

The star appears in the thriller - which took s35million in its first two weeks in the US - with Oscar winner Jamie Foxx.

Butler - who turns 40 two days before the screening - chose the city as a thank you to loyal supporters.

He revealed the news in an internet chat with fans.

He said: "Maybe I will see some of you at the premiere of Law Abiding Citizen because we are having our European premiere in Glasgow."

"Get merry and drink. I wish I could but I don't. I hope to see you all soon. Have a good time."

A spokesman for production firm Momentum Pictures said: "It hasn't been announced officially yet but the premiere will be on November 15 at Cineworld, Renfrew Street."

"It will be something different having him in his home town."

Butler - who also produced the film - plays a bereaved husband and father who is out for vengeance.

Insiders say Foxx also plans to go to the star-studded premiere.

During his online chat, Butler - who has been linked to a string of Hollywood beauties including Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz - reminisced about his childhood.

Butler was raised by his mum, Margaret, in Paisley after the break-up of his parents' marriage.

He had no contact with his dad from two to 16. He said: "I came from a family of larger-than-life characters who were a joy to be around."

"They were a lot of jokers and storytellers, a lot of warmth. But it was tough as well. There could be a serious amount of confrontation. My father was probably the craziest and most fun and outlandish of the lot."

Law Abiding Citizen cost more than $40m and is Butler's first release through his Evil Twins firm. He added: "We're working on a movie called Slide about a former baseball player who tries to patch things up with his child and estranged wife."

n.silvester@sundaymail.co.uk

http://deadlinescotland.wordpress.com/2009/11/01/hollywood-hunk-gerry-butler-to-return-to-scotland-2074/

"And a spokesman for Momentum Pictures confirmed the plans.
He said: “It hasn’t been announced officially yet but the premiere will be on November 15 at Cineworld, Renfrew Street."

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