Inconceivable!

In other words...pet peeves? LOL! (that was just put there because...)

I do love Princess Bride and I am guilty of using LOL and cool a lot...LOL is used because my reaction to a post is...laughter.

I actually don't like meetings and do the best I can to not have to attend such things. Most of the time, it's either a rant fest, a let's-make-fun-of-other-people fest, or waste-more-time-than-it's-worth fest.

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE "The Princess Bride," Nay! There's nothing better than that movie, "except for maybe a nice MLT, mutton lettuce and tomato, when the tomato is juuuust ripe. So good. I love those. But anyway....." (Okay, that quote may have been a little off, sorry.)

Okay, you know what drives me up a wall that you can add to the list? People who can't step outside their own perspectives long enough to see the world or a situation from another person's eyes. INCONCEIVABLE!

Oh, and a nitpicky one.......people who use the following words in their incorrect form: there/their/they're; its/it's; who's/whose; your/you're. (Yes, we all get them wrong sometimes, myself included. I'm talking about those who do it frequently, or because they could care less about proofreading their work.) INCONCEIVABLE!

You know what irritates me? People who butt bump you and/or invade your personal space with their shopping carts....especially in the check out line. INCONCEIVABLE!!

Buttbumpers....

I'll get back to you girls...

Why do I get the feeling you're going to come back with a list?

Am I so transparent and typical that you already know what I'm going to do? lol! We must be friends...lol!

Actually, I don't think I have the energy to think about what ticks me off right now. I've done one of these on my blog; I can just go back and cut and paste.

Calling the mechanic to take my car back in the morning...

I guess I could complain about that...why do mechanics take advantage of women? He was so nice, too. And normally, I don't trust latinos around here.

So there are men out there who think women are brainless, mindless, giggling schoolgirls with no mental capacity to think for themselves???

INCONCEIVABLE!!!

Liar. I'm not a witch I'm your wife. You killed my father prepare to die. I hate being called dude.

AAAAGH!!!

*runs from angry Oggy*

How can it be you when you just said the news story would be of a perfectly normal Australian? And we all know your nun status does not allow such whimsy as boob flashing.

BTW, you better steer clear of the beaches in the south of France. They are topless...and yes, I know from personal experience. I had a very even tan after my visit....

INCONCEIVABLE!

Tex, you are technically correct. Just this once. In actuality, I am utterly, abundantly, unequivocally, positively, substantially, thoroughly ... well ... ab(ove)normal.

BTW Didn't you know that a modern nun's habit is joined with velcro for easy access? I like to call my manouevre 'Rip-a-tit'.

Did you really want to use rip-a-tit. I just spit my coke all over me. Hahaha

Modern nuns wear habits?

Nay is behind the times.

Rip-a-tit makes me think of titty twister.

So wrong. Just like Nay's Nun Charade.

Go to confession, Nay - if you can remember where to find the confessional.
Maybe you can then point Butler in that direction too.

What's titty twister?

Has Gerry played a priest?

LegoJulie wrote:

What's titty twister?

You are lucky that you have not been a victim of said titty twister. I remember someone trying to give me one when I was in young (grade school maybe?). That person was never seen or heard from again.

Whilst mainly done among males, some horny young boys will try it with young developing girls in a misguided attempt at flirting - or as a way to cop a feel.

A titty twister is the following (please note that this article is written by the eHow Culture and Society Editor -- hahahahaha):

http://www.ehow.com/how_2070363_give-titty-twister.html

How to Give a Titty Twister
By eHow Culture & Society Editor
Rate: (5 Ratings)
The titty twister is a time honored tradition usually involving guys who are pulling a gag on one another. It starts in grade school, continues in high school and probably doesn't end until after college. (And will probably reappear after a few drinks at a reunion.) Here is how to give the ultimate titty twister.

Difficulty: Moderately EasyInstructions
Step 1-Plan your moment of attack. The key to a good titty twister is a sneak attack. If the other person is expecting it, they can easily ward off the attack. Lay low and wait until you can seize a moment of surprise.

Step 2-Form your hand into a pincher position. Imagine your hand as if it were a crab or lobster claw. Take your middle finger, index finger and thumb and make a "c" or a backward "c."

Step 3-Grab your friend's nipple as hard as humanly possible with your "claw hand."

Step 4-Twist your hand hard as if opening a doorknob.

Step 5-Dodge the retaliation. Your friend will instantly yelp in pain and then look to give you a good natured dead arm punch or bitch slap.

Tips & Warnings
Giving a titty twister can result in serious consequences including sexual harassment and a lower degree of assault if enacted on an unwilling participant of your gag. Be sure to only give a titty twister to someone you know will not take offense at the gag.

As reparations for giving us one Australian........

I don't count. I'm not a Gerry fan. Yes, that is conceivable.

Gerry is inconceivable. I hope. A pregnant Arnold Schwarzenegger more than makes up for the entire gender.

Oh, titty twister = purple nurples.

Was there a "fan" requirement?
I'm probably out too.

I forgot about the phrase purple nurples!!!