Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties

Oh dear Lord...

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/06/gerard_butler_knows_why_they_h.html

Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties

The plot of the movie The Hangover—in which three men wake up in a trashed Vegas hotel room with no idea why an infant is in a closet, Mike Tyson’s tiger is in the bathroom, a chicken is roaming around, and their about-to-be married friend has gone missing—may sound a bit over-the-top to most of us, but it’s routine for Gerard Butler. “I’ve got to tell you, it was kind of crazy, but a lot of the stuff that happened in that movie I’ve been through myself,” the 300 star told us after the Cinema Society screening last night. “That sounds like a huge exaggeration, but it’s really not.”

Butler says he’s never been to a bachelor party that was not bacchanalian, and women are in denial about what goes on at them. “They just don’t want to face it,” he says. “But if they were honest with themselves, they’d go, ‘Oh, you know what? They were f**king chickens.’” Um, what? “That’s why the chicken was in the movie, by the way,” Butler explained. “They couldn’t go that far, but I have no doubt they were f**king chickens.” Really? “Yeah. I think so,” he said, and reflected for a moment. “My career just went down the tubes, eh?”

Good grief. Diarrhea of the mouth. Way to expand that womanizer reputation to include sexual deviant/bestiality.

WTF? This is a man who is almost 40 saying that....
That's bad, even for Butler.

http://www.fashionweekdaily.com/news/fullstory.sps?iNewsid=6633952

Leaving Las Vegas
The Cinema Society and Details host a screening of The Hangover
Friday, June 05, 2009

(NEW YORK) "How Did I Get Here? And No One Cares!" is what Bradley Cooper decided to name his non-existent book about his experiences in Las Vegas. The same couldn't be said about the Details-sponsored Cinema Society screening of the actor's latest film The Hangover. "This is pretty neat," Cooper observed, admiring the crowd gathered at the Tribeca Grand Hotel. "I'm a frequent visitor at these events. I even watched Brad Pitt age backwards here with his Benjamin Buttons. Now, it's cool to be at Cinema Society for something of my own." Plenty of friends came out to support Cooper & Co.--especially former Alias allies and enemies (Victor Garber and Ron Rifkin). A few supermodels rounded out the lot.

Hana Soukupova has never been to Vegas, while Doutzen Kroes confessed that one day in Sin City was sufficient. "Maybe I'm a quieter type, but I needed to be dragged out pretty quickly from there," she smiled. "It was too crazy for me. Instead, I'm looking forward to going to Africa pretty soon for my charity." Hilary Rhoda, referencing a week's worth of home cooked meals during a recent trip home to Maryland, agreed with Kroes' sentiment. "I went to Las Vegas once during a 24-hour Victoria's Secret trip," she recalled. "On the plane ride there, we were so jumpy and excited. Sixteen hours later, the ride home was completely different. No one had any energy!" Regardless, it was a hit as Molly Sims, Elise Crombez, Anne V, Alexandra Richards, and Caroline Winberg provided plenty of support for the all-male cast.

The after-party moved a few blocks down to Yard of the Soho Grand Hotel, where Will Arnett caught up Zachary Quinto and Zach Braff, Lake Bell, and Gerard Butler showered Cooper and co-star Justin Bartha with compliments. The most intriguing question posed about The Hangover: What was more difficult, sharing screen time with Mike Tyson or a 300-pound tiger? "The tiger was definitely harder to work with," declared Cooper. "Tyson was somewhat of a dream. And that's saying a lot, considering he was a heavyweight champion of the whole world." Bartha was just elated to be far away from Nevada. "I think Vegas would be the last place I'd go on vacation after my experience," he announced. "I'd rather just go to Beirut!"
VALENTINE UHOVSKI

That interview didn't even make sense...

Can I blame the reporter for not getting the story right?

Quote :

"They were f**k chickens."

That explains bird flus.

This is the kind of things you save up and show his kids when they're young teens.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Now I'll have nightmares!

And we all know chickens only lead to more serious things....like camels.

Awww, Nay...but you know there's nothing more adorable than bestiality. At least it seems that way after checking the thread over at GALS. Honestly, is there anything this man can say and/or do that isn't considered "adorable" by some fans?

Talking about f*cking chickens is not adorable...it's raunchy guy humor.

Honestly, some women.... talk about the whole "denial" thing.

What is up with your mouth, G?

s unite and stop the madness!!!

You should all go and read the thread on IMDB.

http://pro.imdb.com/name/nm0124930/board/nest/139763928

And I have to laugh when I read that part where Gerry says women are in denial about what goes on in these parties. What, does he and other men like him honestly think bachelorette parties are prim, proper events where women sit around oohing and awwwing over place settings and dresses and baby names? Get real! It seems women aren't the only ones 'in denial'.

You gotta wonder about a man like that...sheesh

DonnaKat wrote:

Awww, Nay...but you know there's nothing more adorable than bestiality. At least it seems that way after checking the thread over at GALS. Honestly, is there anything this man can say and/or do that isn't considered "adorable" by some fans?

Talking about f*cking chickens is not adorable...it's raunchy guy humor.

Honestly, some women.... talk about the whole "denial" thing.

I don't find that kind of humor attractive, and fans don't understand why I find him less attractive. I think it's gross. Do what you have to do with the boys, but I don't have to see it or hear it.

There was something about chicken that made the fans over there flutter with elation. I wouldn't know. I wasn't part of that group.

Nay wrote:

It could be worse, ladies.

Now that's priceless!

Someone quoted this on IMDB:

IMDB Person wrote:

I'm kind of grossed out that Gerry Butler used to have sex with chickens at bachelor parties.

To which I replied:

DonnaKat wrote:

Gerry never said he had sex with a chicken.

Or as Bill Clinton would say, "I did not have sexual relations with that chicken, Miss Cluckinski."

And now I just want to say:

"Gerry never said he had sex with a chicken."

Now that is one quote I NEVER thought I would say in all my born days.

I never said he did, either.

And you both are right. He never did say the word sex in reference to a chicken.

But still...

And then there's the idea if he didn't talk about crap like that, what else would his fans talk about?

Nay wasn't referring to you, Alice. We were following a thread on IMDB.

Just saw the movie. The chicken part of the movie was nothing. It was just part of the hotel room that was trashed. You see it as they pan the room. It was there with beer can pyramids, burning furniture, a tiger etc. I didn't think anything sexual at all about it. I'm even more puzzled why he would say what he did because it just didn't seem to be implying that at all in the film and if you blinked you would miss it entirely. In fact, surprisingly, there wasn't a lot of sexual innuendo or hookers or anything of that sort. Kind of makes me wonder where his head is, but whatever.

BTW, at the end during the credits they show pictures from a camera that caught the events from the night that they can't remember. As the credits pics roll, they play the same music that is in the TUT trailer (Round Round). Makes me wonder if TUT will be that raunchy and also what Butler thought during the premiere when he heard the same music.

The movie was funny in parts, but probably more of a rental.....

I'd worry more about the tiger than the chicken. Or the tiger and the chicken.

How small does one's equipment has to be to f*ck a chicken? Besides, a chicken only has one rear opening, a cloaca. It poops and receives sperms and lays eggs out of the same hole. That's how you get salmonella and E. coli from eggs if you don't cook them properly or buy pasteurized eggs.

I once saw crows mating. Pretty interesting, and loud.

Don't y'all find Gerry less attractive for the things he says and does?

LegoJulie wrote:

Don't y'all find Gerry less attractive for the things he says and does?

No.

Some of the things he says are pretty 'out there'...but at least it keeps the forums and message boards busy.

Gerry doesn't seem to have a filter between his brain and his mouth, which certainly makes for a lot of amusement and entertainment. It probably gives his PR people nightmares, though. I'd love to talk with his manager Alan sometime, to see how many gray hairs Gerry has given him over the years.

I can relate to the foot in mouth disease. I've done it myself, but usually moreso when I've been drinking. Gerry does it completely sober. My dad once told me something that has stuck with me - "keep your mouth shut and your ears open, and you'll learn more". But even with that, my father has mouth diarrhea too. Maybe it's a Scots/Irish thing or something.