Gerard Butler at Avakian Boutique Opening

Stop the presses!
Alert the masses!
Slap your monkeys!

We have a Gerry sighting, ladies and gentlemen. A Gerry sighting.

From "I Need My Fix"....

Well this is a great way to start the weekend, no? Gerard Butler attended the opening of the Avakian Beverley Hills boutique last night and was photographed with Lady Victoria Hervey and Julia Verdin. Julia’s eyes are popping kind of wide being that close to The Man. Who can blame her?? I can’t imagine the look that would come over me if I were snuggled up to him in a picture. Don’t get me started.

Lots of other celebs attended:

Hillary Duff
Rachel Hunter
Debra Messing
Billy Zane
Melissa George
Kristen Bell
Elizabeth Banks

Link HERE .

And YES, Virginia...we do have pictures. I repeat, we do have pictures. I direct your attention to the gallery, where they will be posted very, very soon...just as soon as I get my damn dinner out of the oven.

Sorry, but food comes before Gerry pictures. A girl has to have her priorities straight, you know.

The Cock Hat strikes again!

That's because he was dressed to go camping, but got lost and wound up at a jewelry store....