My Ribs Hurt!!!!!

Subject: My Ribs Hurt!!!!! Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:55 pm

Ahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!
April 29, 2009

GERARD BUTLER'S RASHEE?

And we don't mean his Zodiac sign either. An unnamed source, who has been traveling around southern India with the actor, tells us the Scottish hottie broke out in a mysterious rash late last night.

Butler, after enjoying a late dinner at a local restaurant with friends, returned to his hotel room with an unnamed Indian beauty who was also a dinner guest. Several hours later the actor's companion placed a call to the front desk asking them to summon a physician because the actor was not feeling well and had several red spots on his face and elsewhere on his body, possibly due to something he had ingested at dinner.

After being taken to the local hospital it was determined that it was not a case of food allergy, as had been suspected, but that apparently the actor was allergic to the scented oil his unnamed guest had been rubbing on him to "calm" his dosha.

This morning when asked how Butler was feeling, his camp said he was resting quietly and recovering from heat rash and overexertion.

The actor is to be honored at a party thrown by his friend Priyanka Chopra before leaving India and Ms. Piggy Chops told us she hoped he would be recovered sufficiently to attend.

Lakshima Liesalota

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Subject: Re: My Ribs Hurt!!!!! Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:31 pm

The link only points to a picture. Did you write this, Leo?

Subject: Re: My Ribs Hurt!!!!! Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:48 pm

I wish I could take the credit. I found it on IMDb....apparently it was a gag article, so I posted it here.

I was laughing so hard, I had to flee to the bathroom.

Subject: Re: My Ribs Hurt!!!!! Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:01 am

Wasn't it well-written? Bloody hilarious.

I wonder how many people jumped at it offering to send medicine to India for GB?? Hahhaaa