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Subject: Where is La Pooch? Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:29 am
Anyone, anyone, anyone know the whereabouts of the much-loved pug belonging to one Gerard Butler?
Has she disappeared into a dog-protection program?
Was she given to a Scottish family?
Is she in doggy heaven running wild with other snuffly-nosed, short-legged heavy breathers?
Has she been sent to a dog-obedience boarding school?
OR
Is she in fact waiting in jail for her master to pay bail? Cruel bastid!!!
Reward given to those who can supply answers!
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Dallas Permanent Resident of the Home of the Sanely Insane
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Subject: Re: Where is La Pooch? Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:37 am
Lolita can be found in Butler's pants.
According to his lordship, he isn't in to manscaping.
Nay Moderator
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Subject: Re: Where is La Pooch? Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:42 am
Awwww man, that explains the pained look on her face .....
Lift your head Lolita and suck some good air!
Oggy Elevator Doesn't Go Up to the Top Floor
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Subject: Re: Where is La Pooch? Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:04 am
hahahahahahahahahahaha
GerrysJewel Two Fries Short of a Happy Meal
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Subject: Re: Where is La Pooch? Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:07 pm
You know, its funny that you brought this up, Nay, as I actually have been wondering what's become of Lolly myself. We've heard nuttin' about her in a long time. I'm sure she is fine. I just keep telling meself that she's all snuggled up in Gerbear's bed snorin away....Lucky dog.
Mmmmm.....never thought the day would come that I wished I was a certain dog.....
Nay Moderator
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Subject: Re: Where is La Pooch? Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:24 pm
Hey Jewel ... I've actually heard a whisper of her whereabouts.
My cousin's girlfriend's brother-in-law's neighbour's aunt's gay lover's hairdresser's housekeeper said she saw a ragtag, female pug wearing tatty jeans and a pink rhinestone collar wandering through Chelsea in NYC.
Do you think it's her? The housekeeper doesn't speak English so maybe she's not a reliable witness ...
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ladyremi Elevator Doesn't Go Up to the Top Floor
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Subject: Re: Where is La Pooch? Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:25 pm
If only dogs could talk, I would love to hear Lolita's story. She might as well read an autobiography or something.
Nay Moderator
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Subject: Re: Where is La Pooch? Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:32 pm
Read or WRITE???
'Cause her snuffly breathing could totally interfere with any scandal retelling.
GerrysJewel Two Fries Short of a Happy Meal
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Subject: Re: Where is La Pooch? Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:50 pm
Oh, my, now that's a thought....Oh, the things Lolly could share with us.....
Nay, I wouldn't take that housekeeper's words as reliable. Uh Uh.
dreamer Two Fries Short of a Happy Meal
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Subject: Re: Where is La Pooch? Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:43 am
People have been asking the where abouts of Lolita for a few months now. I'm wondering if he took her home to mum for safekeeping.
DonnaKat Head Cheese, Pantry Raider, Your Everlovin' Forum Administrator
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Subject: Re: Where is La Pooch? Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:26 pm
TMZ did a spot with Gerry with Lolita. I'm not sure if the picture is recent or not, but they're claiming he has his puppy.
http://www.tmz.com/tmztv
Scroll down to "Gerard Goes for Broke" and watch.
greyeyegoddess Permanent Resident of the Home of the Sanely Insane
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Subject: Re: Where is La Pooch? Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:01 pm
omigosh...the song is sooo funny...
DonnaKat Head Cheese, Pantry Raider, Your Everlovin' Forum Administrator
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Subject: Re: Where is La Pooch? Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:14 pm
I know the vid is bad quality, but I wanted to screencap the Lolita picture.
Nay Moderator
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Subject: Re: Where is La Pooch? Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:24 pm
That was hilarious! Kilted Casanova ... Bagpipe Bravado .... With the help of his trusted sidekick, no skirt is safe!
I suspect the photo may be an older one because of the grey sideburns but I could very well be wrong. We need to put our 'details WOman' on the job - TEX!
Dallas Permanent Resident of the Home of the Sanely Insane
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Subject: Gerry with Lolita Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:19 pm
http://www.tmz.com/tmztv
Scroll on the right to "Gerard Goes for Broke".
Nay Moderator
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Subject: Re: Where is La Pooch? Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:34 pm
I just did my very first Merge of Topics! I am no longer a merging virgin, Donna.
Hi Dallas. I merged this with "Where is La Pooch?" thread because Donna brought it to our attention this morning.
Now send me a buck s'il vous plait.
DonnaKat Head Cheese, Pantry Raider, Your Everlovin' Forum Administrator
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Subject: Re: Where is La Pooch? Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:42 pm
Yeah that merging is pretty tricky. Good job!
Dallas Permanent Resident of the Home of the Sanely Insane
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Subject: Re: Where is La Pooch? Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:13 pm
Nay wrote:
I suspect the photo may be an older one because of the grey sideburns but I could very well be wrong. We need to put our 'details WOman' on the job - TEX!
Looks to be a recent pic.
Now, send me a buck.
Nay Moderator
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Subject: Re: Where is La Pooch? Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:28 pm
Sure Tex, when I buy you that diet coke in Paris, the bill will be approximately EUR4.
So I figure you actually owe me US$4.69. I'll take a cheque please with name and address on the back of course.
S'il vous plait.
Dallas Permanent Resident of the Home of the Sanely Insane
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Subject: Re: Where is La Pooch? Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:01 pm
Diet coke? My LV wallet is getting worn. Pick me up a new one instead, s'il te plait.
dreamer Two Fries Short of a Happy Meal
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Subject: Re: Where is La Pooch? Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:21 am
Read two articles from India. In one it said he visited the slumdog kids even though he was sick with the flu at the time. The second said she was sick with the FLU. Hmmmmmm
GerrysJewel Two Fries Short of a Happy Meal
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Subject: Re: Where is La Pooch? Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:40 pm
So Where IS la Pooch?
Where is a photo?
Where is a link?
Oh where, oh where has my poochy gone?!
dreamer Two Fries Short of a Happy Meal
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Subject: Re: Where is La Pooch? Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:22 pm
I saw the video here in some thread, didn;t you watch it?? Pic of Lolita on his lap in the car at the end.
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Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:29 am
The housekeeper doesn't speak English so maybe she's not a reliable witness ...
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