Gerard Butler Camouflages Bike Ride in NYC!

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Gerard Butler Camouflages Bike Ride in NYC!

Gerard Butler rocks camouflage shorts while riding a bike on Saturday (October 5) in New York City’s Lower East Side.

Earlier in the week, the 43-year-old Scottish actor chatted with a gal pal outside of a restaurant in the Meatpacking district.

Gerard recently showed his support to end extreme poverty by attending the Global Citizen Festival, which included performances by John Mayer, Alicia Keys, and Kings of Leon.

10+ pictures inside of Gerard Butler enjoying a causal bike ride in New York City…

I'm not going to even ask what those squatting pictures are all about..... 

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/EBT0-QkKwwU/Gerard+Butler+Riding+Bike+New+York/16ho-bGMW28

It looks that way.  But what is he pretending to do?  Taking a crap on a public street?  Toilet humor?  Really?  

Yea, it made the Daily Mail.  His mom will be proud.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2446304/Gerard-Butler-engages-outright-peculiar-tomfoolery-giggling-friend-streets-NYC.html

Here's to never growing up! Gerard Butler engages in some outright peculiar tomfoolery with a giggling friend on the streets of NYC

By Daily Mail Reporter


He has tackled plenty of grown-up subject matter in his acting career.

But Gerard Butler proved that he is still just a boy at heart on Saturday, as he engaged in some rather peculiar but apparently hilarious tomfoolery with a giggling friend in a seedy corner of the street.

The 43-year-old Olympus Has Fallen actor defied adulthood as he careered around New York City standing upright on his mountain bike.

Playing up! Gerard Butler had a jolly old time out in New York City's East Village on Saturday where he goofed around with a friend and cruised on his bicycle

Gerard opted for a fun pair of army-print cargo shorts for the playful outing, which he teamed with a denim button-up shirt and a matching blue trucker cap in lieu of a bike helmet.

He pedaled about on the beastly two-wheeler in brown Adidas sneakers, opting to forego the bike seat and show off his epic balancing skills instead.

Then the Law Abiding Citizen star dismounted from his bike, as it was prank time.

Life's simple pleasures: The 43-year-old actor had a giggle with a friend as they checked out his phone

Well that looks fun: The Olympus Has Fallen actor squatted in a particularly grotty looking corner, fooling around as his buddy took a funny snap

A snap shows the heartthrob actor squatting in a rather dirty looking corner littered with rocks and graffiti, and simulating an act that looks an awful lot like going to the toilet.

But it was all in the name of fun and games, as Gerard was next seen having a good chuckle with his friend and partner in crime as they checked out the photo evidence of the pretend incident.

The Scottish star recently showed his true colours as he stepped out to speak in support of noble the Global Citizen event in New York's Central Park.

Alert: The Scottish star stood tall on his bike to check out the traffic ahead

The website states that the focus of the event was 'celebrating success and accelerating progress to a world without extreme poverty by 2030', and it was run by the very noble education and advocacy organization The Global Poverty Project, which itself was founded by Hugh Evans and Simon Moss.

'Join me & share your voice to fight extreme poverty at #GlobalCitizen Festival,' Gerard urged his Twitter followers.

The actor's noble support of such important global issues should surely help him snag a new love interest or two, following his recent split from on-off girlfriend Madalina Ghenea.

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Michael K of course had to comment:

http://dlisted.com/2013/10/07/its-monday-again-so-heres-gerard-butler-pretending-to-take-a-caca-on-the-street/

It’s Monday Again, So Here’s Gerard Butler Pretending To Take A Caca On The Street
October 7, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K


I was going to start my Monday by posting about American Apparel’s “Period Power” t-shirt (which if you buy, I’m judging the f**k out of you, but you can tell everybody it’s an artistic interpretation of Kanye talking about Kanye), but I decided to save my thoughts about that mess for when Miley Cyrus eventually wears it with matching a “Yeast Infection Power” backwards thong. So I’m starting my Monday with the next best thing: Gerard Butler squatting out an imaginary shit on the streets of NYC.

The paps says that the CDC’s most wanted of 2007 and beyond was riding around with his friend when he decided to stop and pose like he’s butt squirting out his last 4 movies. Gerard’s friend took the picture, they looked at it together and mouth shat out a dozen laughs, because they thought of the old days when Gerard would regularly caca on the NYC sidewalk after a drunken night out. If you’ve lived in NYC, you’ve probably stepped in dog shit at least once and you’ve definitely stepped in Gerard Butler shit more than once. What New Yorker hasn’t walked down the street, run into a pile of human poop and pointed at it while saying, “The Butler did it!”

And when I opened up Photoshop to crop these pictures, a pop-up window asked me, “Would you like me to open up extremeconedildo.bmp as well?” It knows me too well and it knows that a extremeconedildo.bmp belongs under Gerry’s butt in that picture.

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