Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2

"taste"less humour?

People are naturally rude crude mean and selfish. That's why we have societal rules, laws, and religions.

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Stephen Creech ‏@CreechumSanchez

Gerard Butler has range. He can transition seemlessly from playing a drug addicted child saver in MachineGunPreacher to doing terrible films

https://twitter.com/CreechumSanchez/status/397422325420679168

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Patrick Darling ‏@PattyBadFingers

No matter how hard Gerard Butler tries, he cannot shake his accent. It's always there!

https://twitter.com/PattyBadFingers/status/397425325908713472

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James ‏@Bowk__

Mum: oh my god look at Gerard butler Me: yeah mum that's Sean bean haha

https://twitter.com/Bowk__/status/397449363381047296

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s. ‏@ohsteviee

we need gerard butler to come save america from obama

https://twitter.com/ohsteviee/status/397376563668197377

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Lewie Procter ‏@LewieP

A Kane & Lynch movie could be OK, but Gerard Butler is the wrong person to play Kane or Lynch. http://bit.ly/1cJ7CMs

https://twitter.com/LewieP/status/397509439722622978

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Bob Chipman ‏@the_moviebob

We're on like year 8 of this guy having the worst agent ever RT @darkhorizons: Gerard Butler Up For "Kane and Lynch" http://goo.gl/fb/Ystnm "

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/397497858569805824

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Filmism ‏@filmism

Gerard Butler might do Kane and Lynch movie adap, ignores the history of how much movie adaps of games suck. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/gerard-butler-circling-video-game-651814 …

https://twitter.com/filmism/status/397577318648254464

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Yaseen Matthews ‏@YaseenMatthews

"@IGNUK: Gerard Butler and Vin Diesel linked with roles in the resurrected Kane & Lynch movie" ... well... at least the game had a good run!

https://twitter.com/YaseenMatthews/status/397668740139319296

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adelaide fraser ‏@phantom_phann

my mom just said "gerard butler is hot piece of manhood"
mother you need to stop
but it is true

https://twitter.com/phantom_phann/status/397506681779007488

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Ells ‏@sleepy_slut

Me and Dad are watching some B movie called Dracula 2001 where Gerard Butler plays a bent vampire

https://twitter.com/sleepy_slut/status/397462670896795649

Pic at link:

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shalitsstache How about some more interview photos; here's #gerardbutler making faces for the camera.  

http://web.stagram.com/p/581223624446045048_627427809#DTwWfbLbr0kLFQij.99

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therealsvetlana

Myself and sexy Gerald Butler good old days

http://instagram.com/p/MlmqP3JOSV/#

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Indie Gamer Chick ‏@IndieGamerChick

Gerald Butler, who if not for what I'm guessing was a drunken dare between two casting agents, would be bouncing bars in rural Scotland.

https://twitter.com/IndieGamerChick/status/397886627105632257

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Aaron Piercey ‏@aaronpiercey

Has anyone else noticed how Gerard Butler always looks like he's holding his breath?

https://twitter.com/aaronpiercey/status/397909675791745024


This is just scary.  Check out the tattoo:  

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Abby Lathrom ‏@AbbyLathrom

Saw a woman with a @GerardButler tattoo today. Scrumptious.
pic.twitter.com/z19CQ9UfIQ

https://twitter.com/AbbyLathrom/status/397945232823955456

Seriously twisted!  

Um. Ok.

London Has Fall artwork at the AFM shown at link:

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Gerard Butler International

London Has Fallen at AFM - Gerard Butler #gerardbutler

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=611803615524777&l=728b4bf517

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Gerard Butler International shared Ann-Marie Ama's photo.

"2000 at Club 606 in Toronto with me!" ‪#‎gerardbutler‬ Gerard Butler
Ann-Marie Amaposted toGerard Butler

https://www.facebook.com/GerardButlerIntl/posts/611799225525216

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Hello Troll ‏@TrollTheDonald

@Gerardbutler Heard you were offered a role in the possible Kane and Lynch movie. No offense, that's almost as bad as Affleck playing Batman

https://twitter.com/TrollTheDonald/status/398241592630595584

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Roslyn Palmer ‏@roslynelspeth

You may be playing an American, @GerardButler but I hear your sexy Scottish accent peeking through, don't try to hide it #olympushasfallen

https://twitter.com/roslynelspeth/status/398226539168661504

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Tracey Walsh ‏@TraceyWalshIrl

Dear Gerard Butler - This is how Scottish people do Irish accents! Sincerely, everyone who watched PS I love you. #AngelsAndDemons

https://twitter.com/TraceyWalshIrl/status/398221327452344320

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masha miric-calkic ‏@Masha_Nicole

"I don't know why everyone thinks of God as an old man, I kinda see him as Gerard Butler but with a beard."- Sasha #what

https://twitter.com/Masha_Nicole/status/398283550190886912

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Roslyn Palmer ‏@roslynelspeth

You may be playing an American, @GerardButler but I hear your sexy Scottish accent peeking through, don't try to hide it #olympushasfallen

https://twitter.com/roslynelspeth/status/398226539168661504

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umumjee Hehehe #gerardbutler #starstruck #mademyday nope #mademyweek  

http://web.stagram.com/p/583666122484795283_10502224

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Mander Cowboy ‏@cowboymander

Hollywood declares war on Korea @GerardButler & @ArronEckhart declare war on dignity and good acting #OlympusHasFallen #Torture #BadMovie

https://twitter.com/cowboymander/status/398302620785192960

Looks like Gerry went to Liberia with Mary's Meals like he said he was going to in the Haute Time article. They said he wrapped the interrview in oder to hop on a plan to Africa. I'm guessing it was last week since he seemed MIA until Tuesday of this week.

Someone fom London:

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Mary O'Connor

Day 3 at tele and am festering with insane jealousy at foreign reporter going to Liberia to interview Gerard butler. Day made slightly more bearable by working on story about buffoonish boris

https://www.facebook.com/dingdongbishbosh/posts/10152003087471151

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Nirav Mehta ‏@EkCupCoffee

Happy Birthday Gerard Butler. You did a much better job in clicking a selfie at Wimbledon Finals than in P. S. I Love You.

https://twitter.com/EkCupCoffee/status/398628600263356417

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Hans-Inge Langø ‏@hilango

The greatest achievement of this movie so far is portraying Gerard Butler as a sober expert marksman. #olympushasfallen

https://twitter.com/hilango/status/398645845093937152

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Christin ‏@Csophae 4h

Olympus Has Fallen: Gerard Butler singlehandedly defeats North Korea with one handgun.

https://twitter.com/Csophae/status/398663421618438144

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anna b sutton ‏@bridgetjonesish 4h

How long do you think it took the writers to come up with the exchange: GB- "Sorry about your house, sir." POTUS- "It's okay, it's insured."

Gerard Butler on the phone with his ER doc wife: You both have other people's blood on your hands. Stop touching your respective faces.

https://twitter.com/bridgetjonesish





Looks like Gerry is at the Zegna store opening in Beverly Hilsl:

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Kari Mozena ‏@karimozena

Two fellas with muns here at @Zegna part I. One is Gavin Rossdale. Gerard Butler on the carpet now and @joemanganiello looking spiffy.
9:32 PM - 7 Nov 13

https://twitter.com/karimozena/status/398654188667682817

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ZegnaVerified account ‏@Zegna

.@GerardButler has just arrived at the boutique opening event in Los Angeles #eminencesgrises #rodeodrive pic.twitter.com/4ANO3daJP1

https://twitter.com/Zegna/status/398656615273877504

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GoodBadandFAB ‏@goodbadandfab 43s

Gerard Butler just stepped on the @zegna step and repeat. Definitely not height challenged. #thisisFAB

GoodBadandFAB ‏@goodbadandfab 33m

Spotted. Jeremy Renner at the @Zegna party. He's a bit height challenged. Bummer.

https://twitter.com/goodbadandfab/status/398657589212241921

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Shereen Shabnam ‏@Fijianchick

Tonight is all about Hollywood. Gerard Butler arrives in blue pic.twitter.com/aaXeFoRN9w

https://twitter.com/Fijianchick/status/398658483601432576

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Marcellas ReynoldsVerified account ‏@MarqueeMarc

I just straightened Gerard Butler's tie at the @Zegna party. "I'm a stylist. I'm not just feeling you up." With @amandagarrigus & @shukrani.

https://twitter.com/MarqueeMarc/status/398696942479638528


pic at link:

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Bruno Lima ‏@stylusdevice

@GerardButler at the @Zegna store opening chatting with #StefaniPilati and having a good time! #handsome #stylist pic.twitter.com/UerLI9WWwr

https://twitter.com/stylusdevice/status/398687866382856192

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Adam TschornVerified account ‏@ARTschorn

Nothing better than watching Gerard Butler and Jeremy Renner engage in shoulder-punch badinage at a Zegna party.

https://twitter.com/ARTschorn/status/398686300603039744

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ZegnaVerified account ‏@Zegna

The party has started! #eminencesgrises #event pic.twitter.com/GqagvjHNQN

https://twitter.com/Zegna/status/398697148063035392

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Ross Floate ‏@RossFloate

Gerard Butler sure knows how to pout.

https://twitter.com/RossFloate/status/398917649670742017

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Stuart MacLean ‏@s2_art

Olympus Has Fallen. My Friday night has degenerated to watching a film where Gerard Butler attempts an American accent

https://twitter.com/s2_art/status/398899503853367296

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Nick LaFave ‏@NickLaFave

Our assgmt editor said my beard made me look like a drunk. A reporter said I look like Gerard Butler. So I look like a drunk Gerard Butler?

https://twitter.com/NickLaFave/status/398929212246994944

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John Pachura ‏@JJPach 6h

Itd say before Gerard Butler grows in to his 5 o'clock shadow... Seriously uninhabitable parking lot for about 10,000 years. This plot hurts

Im 30 minutes in to #OlympusHasFallen & its fun, but with this kinda shit how lil time would it take us to turn N Korea inti a parking lot?

https://twitter.com/JJPach

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Eric ‏@Eric_from_Maine

Watching Olympus Has Fallen and I can't stop laughing every time Gerard Butler attempts an American accent.

https://twitter.com/Eric_from_Maine/status/399081572248190976


Hahahahaha:

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Gabriela Fonseca ‏@D4rvulia

Phantom of the Opera. Love Gerard Butler but the movie looks like a Meat Loaf video. Just bought the novel in a Penguin edition.

https://twitter.com/D4rvulia/status/399074552912691200

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CaViE ‏@CaV1E

It's not a Gerard Butler movie until you've seen his exposed ass. #RocknRolla

https://twitter.com/CaV1E/status/399314478552350720

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Cameron Boon ‏@BakedBoons

@mrsundaymovies so I just saw The Butler. I believe that's what Gerard Butler calls his penis. Never knew it worked for so many presidents

https://twitter.com/BakedBoons/status/399140971683659776

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Jonathan Sloan ‏@MrBigFists

I'm glad the producers of 'Olympus has Fallen' decided on a title that reduced the number of times Gerard Butler had to say "White Howsh".

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https://twitter.com/MrBigFists/status/399229847492255745

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Kofi Thomas ‏@daKofi

About to watch a movie starring Gerard Butler. There's a 1 in 300 chance it's not terrible.

https://twitter.com/daKofi/status/399401044234752000

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Ashley Johnson ‏@ashybones

Just once I want to see Gerard Butler cast as the shy, reserved fellow who ends up not contributing a whole lot to the plot.

https://twitter.com/ashybones/status/399390002104123392

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Ivy ‏@ivyfannn

Watching a movie with my family-

Gerard Butler: roger that

My mom: wait who the hell is roger?!

https://twitter.com/ivyfannn/status/399415719453921280


Hahahaha.  He does:

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Mike T ‏@KeepitTweezy

Just realized that @GerardButler looks like @GrumpyyCat when he frowns.

https://twitter.com/KeepitTweezy/status/399398752647397376[/quote]

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Lacie Nix ‏@laciejadee

Freaking out because Gerard Butler is siting two tables over from us at Nobu

https://twitter.com/laciejadee/status/399424820271521792

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Andrea Brazel ‏@AndreaBrazel

Ran into @GerardButler last night in Nobu. Literally. As dreamy in person as on screen.

https://twitter.com/AndreaBrazel/status/399655483822178304

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Sandra Sandoval at Nobu
Delicious food. Thanks boo for our aniv dinner and the eye candy we got to see Gerard Butler!

https://www.facebook.com/sandra.sandoval.79025?hc_location=stream#!/sandra.sandoval.79025/posts/717593694934744

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The Great ‏@ckc406

"There’s too much acting in this movie already from Gerard Butler." - Drew http://tmblr.co/ZCoKQw_1ABQT

https://twitter.com/ckc406/status/399608264083918848

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Gerard Butler Int. ‏@GerardButlerIn1

Gerard Butler speaks about Mary's Meals @ 16.22 #gerardbutler Child 31 - The Story of Mary's Meals... http://fb.me/2xtF8MN0A

https://twitter.com/GerardButlerIn1/status/399498558392389633


Pic at link of Gerry in Japan years ago. It shows him almost completely grey. It was before he regularly dyed his hair.

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aniab
that time when i was 18, went to japan, let my dad cut my bangs and ran into #gerardbutler on #omotesando #ofcoursethiswouldhappen #badidea #neverletyourdadcutyourhair #easterneuropean #latebloomer #ultimate #throwback also #thedoors #fan #whoami ????!!!!

http://web.stagram.com/p/585913743790762478_2042745

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Gerard Butler Verified account ‏@GerardButler

Check out #Child31 to see how @MarysMeals is bringing food, education & hope to the children who need it most. Watch: http://www.child31film.com

https://twitter.com/GerardButler/status/399962414117957632

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Mary's Meals

Hollywood actor Gerard Butler, pictured here with our founder Magnus, is the latest celebrity to back the online launch of #Child31

He said "Mary's Meals is bringing food, education & hope to the children who need it most. Watch child31film.com."

Please help us tell the world about #Child31 by sharing the film.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152023733549686&set=a.111010479685.92533.100801244685&type=1

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Phillip A. Mignon ‏@Annoyed_Bassist

Gerard Butler's American accent in Olympus has fallen is so shit it's comical.

https://twitter.com/Annoyed_Bassist/status/400104837532381184

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grant ‏@grantpatty

Olympus Has Fallen makes we want to drive into a panda express and give Gerard butler a medal #USA

https://twitter.com/grantpatty/status/400101675647897601

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Arden ‏@YourOnlyArden

I'm watching Olympus Has Fallen and every time Gerard Butler breathes, I'm just like 'MURICA!

https://twitter.com/YourOnlyArden/status/400100287106392064

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THE LORD BOC ‏@BOC_33 5h

Don't get me wrong I love Gerard butler but totally miscast not to mention the movie just yells at you about the cause

Gerard butler not a good time in your career

Machine gun preacher is such a bad movie

https://twitter.com/BOC_33

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KLnoona ‏@KLnoona

@caahjumma he was definitely less animated. Only jumped up tp give Gerard Butler a giant hug. He comes to that restaurant after filming DWTS

@Shukie3 @cherkell @Raine0211 @shastav99 sorry to miss the concert but did get to see Bruno from Dancing w/Stars + Gerard Butler at dinner!

https://twitter.com/KLnoona/status/400136179984527360

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Neil Cohen
20 hours ago near West Hollywood, CA via mobile
First night out since surgery.
Sitting next to Gerard Butler

I'm back!!!

Joseph Stafiniak Neil...glad to hear you back in circulation...we just got back from London tonight and had a great time with Wayne and Kenny...Congrats on you upcoming wedding!

Neil Cohen Just passed him coming out of the bathroom. Thinking..... How do I get a photo with him. Lol?

Neil Cohen @joseph. Thx Joe. Can't wait to see them

Neil Cohen Gerard is super flirty. The waitresses, hanging by the bar. Seems super nice

Lori Golden Good news, glad your feeling better....

Cyd Halpern Acolia your definitely feeling better, where were you? Is he as handsome in person?

Neil Cohen @cyd. He looks great. Thin, baseball hat. Very cool

https://www.facebook.com/neilcohensings?hc_location=stream

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Roxana Sanchez ‏@RoxanaSanchezzz

Mr. @GerardButler and I. pic.twitter.com/RgXqMtZ7b3

https://twitter.com/RoxanaSanchezzz/status/400175091851350016

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Jay Jee ‏@JayJee4 2h

Gerard's impromptu turned into a 40 min actors master class! Even took pics! pic.twitter.com/EaBdmkMApk


Setting n acting class @Aaron Speiser and Gerard Butler does a camio appearance! Sweet!

https://twitter.com/JayJee4/status/400177173346021376


Pic at link:

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Aaron Speiser Acting Studio

The studio was fortunate to have a visit from one of Aaron's star clients, and general all-around "cool" guy Gerard Butler. Here's a photo of him with two of our young actresses. You never know what's going to happen at the Aaron Speiser Acting Studio! We love you Gerard, thanks for the thrill!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=662539483777446&l=b058e5ccfd

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Patrick J. Nicolas ‏@Pjnicolas052865

We had an awesome surprise guest last night at the Aaron Speiser acting studio. Mr. Gerard Butler, awesome guy!!! pic.twitter.com/FRJQiXYdKu

https://twitter.com/Pjnicolas052865/status/400291937120313344

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_jiyana_
Jiya Symone
Sometimes @GerardButler just strolls into the studio an makes your day. #AaronSpeiser #actingclass #gerardbutler #mcm #favorite #actor

http://statigr.am/p/587421462278714660_55401036

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jaleesamendez #gerardbutler just stopped by my acting class last nite & I'm still #swooning because he kept #ticklingme to make me smile #ahhhhh #aaronspeiser #actingclass #starstruck #300 #aaronspeiserstudio <3 I love my life

http://web.stagram.com/p/587886229522608676_178415635#Ty7sRv2puHHSH7Ve.99

Pic at link:

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One of my favourites for sure!

https://www.facebook.com/salome007

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Salome Green

Did it!!!! He is so lovely!!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152002059465867&set=p.10152002059465867&type=1&theater

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Look who came by my acting class today #gerardbutler #igotoclasslookinglikeamess

http://statigr.am/p/587356908126026357_18758661

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The first Monday class I miss in a year ( well it's not my class but still !!!! ) and look who shows up !!!!!!!!! emojiemojiemojiemojiemojiemoji #Gerardbutler !!!!! emoji Yes yes yes my #acting #coach is the real deal !!!!! #AaronSpeiser

http://statigr.am/p/587361848031150766_6140223

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With the man himself! Thanks for your visiting us #GerardButler #leadingMan at the #aaronspeiseractingstudio #aaronspeiser. Here with yours truly & i quote "adorable & lovely" @nafessawilliams

http://statigr.am/p/587363201492282980_7156370

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Sometimes @GerardButler just strolls into the studio an makes your day. #AaronSpeiser #actingclass #gerardbutler #mcm #favorite #actor

http://statigr.am/p/587421462278714660_55401036

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Shannon Sturges

So Gerard Butler stopped by my class tonight. I sat him right next me and kept on teaching, he was fantastic and gave great notes to the actor playing a...wait for it... Gerard Butler role.

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=563214480416306&id=453830028021419

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Mary's Meals ‏@MarysMeals

Hollywood actor @gerardbutler backs #Child31 and says @marysmeals mission is an achieveable goal – are you in? pic.twitter.com/wDA3QfO0XJ

https://twitter.com/MarysMeals/status/400232272076365824

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Rick Kneifl ‏@rjkneifl

Just pulled up next to Gerard Butler in Malibu!
4:48 PM - 12 Nov 13

https://twitter.com/rjkneifl/status/400394579708760064

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Michelle Morrisey ‏@mgmorrisey16

"Gerard Butler just like pulsates sexuality. It just like pours out of him" im sorry what mom? #creepy

https://twitter.com/mgmorrisey16/status/400422141210161153

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(╯°□°）╯︵ ʎǝʞɔoɥ ‏@midnightbex

NOOOOOOO Damnit Gerard Butler, why are you always flashing your hairy man boobs?

https://twitter.com/midnightbex/status/400444051184308224

There's been a bunch of bday tweets today wishing Gerry a happy birthday.  But here's one from his friend, Amy Sacco in NYC (and BTW the Victoria Secret show was tonight in NYC):

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Amy Sacco ‏@amysacco

@GerardButler ?! @Ronnie_Madra and I threw you a surprise bday party tonight w @VictoriasSecret #Angels So bummed you didn't show?!

@GerardButler Happy Birthday Baby!!! We miss you! Love from all girls in MADhattan!! @No8NY @RecRoomies pic.twitter.com/q5sICabQKH

https://twitter.com/amysacco

And this person doesn't know Gerry personally...... (check out the pic):

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Bradley Esther ‏@BradEsther

My moms a little obsessed with @gerardbutler she and her coworkers threw him a birthday party today......... pic.twitter.com/95oqntc7YG

https://twitter.com/BradEsther/status/400769547180834816

Back to non-bday tweets:

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Sin 4 Love ‏@sin_4_love

Ok @Love_bug1016 you owe me drinks. Proof I've met the super nice Gerard Butler on set in Vancouver a few years ago. pic.twitter.com/Xc4bisZlid

https://twitter.com/sin_4_love/status/400807967714328576

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Gustavo LL ‏@verygooster

Gerard Butler had no problem accessing surveillance footage on a high-tech PC but doesn't know what a hashtag is?

https://twitter.com/verygooster/status/400776787585540096

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Prodigal Sam Bot ‏@ProdigalSamBot

Just drank a cup of coffee so bad Gerard Butler is starring in a new movie about it.

https://twitter.com/ProdigalSamBot/status/400771454129942528



Cool pic:

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Gerard Butler 4 Ever ‏@GButler_4ever

"INSTYLE" (USA) DECEMBER 2013 - Gerard Butler estah na edicao de dezembro 2013 da revista "Instyle". pic.twitter.com/nDET39bnOp

https://twitter.com/GButler_4ever/status/400809168309075968

Hahaha:

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Sean Dove ‏@andthankyou

Heads up... Gerard Butler stabs the credits at the end of olympus has fallen

https://twitter.com/andthankyou/status/400856239321526273

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Happy HollaDaves ‏@DaveBurian

#300Sandwiches in development as a RomCom starring Kate Hudson as a dingbat and Gerard Butler as an asshole.

https://twitter.com/DaveBurian/status/400863896208015360

It looks like he went to Nobu for his birthday tonight:

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Kyle Oldham ‏@sassygal09

@GerardButler Nice to "run" into you at Nobu tonight. #AlwaysTheGentleman

https://twitter.com/sassygal09/status/400873561654439936

Gerry doesn't know what a hashtag is?????????????

Sami, they are talking about a scene in OHF.

Oh, ok! Thanks Dallas. You can tell I am behind on my GB movies.

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Riona ‏@Rionav

Girls night out! @GerardButler do you recognise any family members here?? pic.twitter.com/VJ8ZeuCl6Q

https://twitter.com/Rionav/status/401084046253752321

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Tonya Williams ‏@tgwillia

Oh, Gerard. You is a hoe. @GerardButler pic.twitter.com/oNf021Waxq

https://twitter.com/tgwillia/status/401066512837922817

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emily bishop ‏@er_bishop

"Listening to Gerard Butler recite Shakespeare is about as painful as watching a monkey write calligraphy." #shitmyTAsays #ClassicalLit

https://twitter.com/er_bishop/status/401023076953235456

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Marie M ‏@PlaidCabaret

Non-optional closed captioning whenever Gerard Butler speaks.

https://twitter.com/PlaidCabaret/status/401225942342709248