Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2

Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Tue Aug 09, 2011 6:34 pm

Hahahahahahaa!

Quote :: Spill
Question in honor of 'The Bricklayer' getting Gerard Butler. If you did porn, what would your porn name be?

Callum Sam Noble The Infiltrator. I slip in and out unnoticed.

Ethan Gorham Ginger Snap or Cinammon.

Jason Martin Hodne Ziggy M&M

Kaycee Jarrard Whatever happened to Spill's Porn-Name section on the profile pages?

Sam W. Borley Mr Spill

Michael Glaze Jr Dick Schlong

Sam W. Borley aka "the spiller"

Dave Howard The Rocket.

Gary Townsend ‎@Callum: The Infiltrator. I slip in and out unnoticed.
That's not a good thing...

Petr Petúnie Vyhnálek It's suppose to be your childhood pet's name and the street you grew up on - so I would be Rita Chopin!

Jessica Gamio Wow only at spill do we get deep philosophical questions like these....

Callum Sam Noble Gary, that's the point. lol.
2 hours ago
Sonlay Vorachak Book Cocky

Alexo Anir Girth "scream" Sorry

Zak Seeker Gerard Buttler.

Brad Trumpfheller John Magnum. I win.

Stuart O'Dwyer Something Stupid.

Clayton Williams Richard Punn but call me Dick

Bruno Espinoza Aztec warrior

Dayln Christensen Long Dong Silver.

Dequan Oozaru Purcell Hot cock purcell

Patrick Adamo tater salad

Nic Sirles Black Mamba

Jay Whang Bedsex with Tiffany

Keith Joey Charles Pipe-Layer or Galactus McSlam or Gangus Cock

Jesse Salinas Billy Club

Gregory Van Loan Sonic boom

Robert Chappell Ron Jeremy Junior

Tom Binns Benedict FuckaSnatch

Richard Smither Theodore Thundercracker

Steven Keller Spicy Meatballs

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Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Tue Aug 09, 2011 6:48 pm

Quote :: Gerry Church
it was a great night, great cause, great support...but gerard butler is pretty bad at football!

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Quote :: Craig Park
Gerard Butler at the legends game - good job he's an actor cause he can't kick a baw to save himself haha :p

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Quote :: Rebecca White
gerard butler = very hot but shite at football

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Quote :: Tricia Brownlie
Gerard butler,ur pants at fitba but,aye,I still would!

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Quote :: Mark Robertson
Gerard Butler might be a handsome man........but he is disgraceful at football!

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From Football writer with the Sun newspaper:

Quote :: smallshoes62 Paul Hughes
Just interviewed Gerard Butler. I can confirm he said he was "In the moment...." at Celtic Park. #thoughtyouwerefaepaisleypal

I find Gerard Butler's Paisley/Holywood accent hilarious. But fair play, he's an A List actor who seemed like a kid on Christmas morning.

---@EdiBhoy
Edi M @smallshoes62 jst good to see some1 like butler,big
A class star, turn out for such a good cause

@EdiBhoy especially as he lie rally flew in, then back out. The accent cracks me up though. He only left a few years ago!!

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Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:03 pm

Quote :: Michael Hendry
Henrik Larsson you never lose it..what a legend! Gerard Butler not so much

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Quote :: gerard butler played for celtic tonight what a handsome guy

Suz O'Neill Did you see him tonight though....I didn't think he was very handsome :-(

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Quote :: Matty Henry
Great night at Parkhead tonight. Henrik Larsson has still got it! Gerard Butler on the other hand should stick to pumping Iron and slaying Persians!

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Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:38 pm

Tons of tweets. Too many to cite and link to, but here are some:

Quote :: Mr_Neurosceptic Kristoff. R
Laughing at Gerard Butler's attempts at playing football tonight for the Celtic legends. Pure comedy Gerrybhoy!. #Celticlegends

@Mr_Neurosceptic Its the Samaras style of football.

@Mr_Neurosceptic
Kristoff. R @Minowski Gerard Butler is neither a left-footed or a right-footed player. I'd call his style of play "Bader-esque". #Celticlegends
@ @Mr_Neurosceptic Haha. I liked the way he kept shouting 'THIS.... IS..... CELTIC!'.

http://twitter.com/#!/Mr_Neurosceptic

Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:02 pm

Had a great night out at the football laughing at Gerard Butler's hair!

Gerry's usually just sexy, now, seeing this http://t.co/1llzQBq , he's become scary sexy. I love Gerard Butler but those abs are very wrong

@OfficiallyGT gerard butler is possibly the worst footballer i have ever seen georgie xx

Don't like Gerard Butler's new Matthew McConaughey look. Takes away some of his Scottish charm somehow...

Oh, tonight I was next to Gerard Butler. Id be rather excited if he hadnt looked so messy! Better be for a film role!

erard Butler "I've been a Celtic fan since I was born. I was a StMirren supporter til I was six and then I saw the light" #butlerisabellend

I love Gerard butler but disappointed that he's a Celtic fan and he looked like a jakey today!! Sad

Gerard Butler was in a Joel Schumacher film. That is all. #butlerisabellend

Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:16 pm

Was at the Celtic legends match with 55,000 others tonight. I love Henrik Larsson. Love him! Gerard Butler cannae kick a baw! Good Tim, tho.

Even Ross Kemp could take Gerard Butler. #butlerisabellend

I will say this though, Gerard Butler - disappointment.

#gerard butler you may be a beautiful man but your football is well..shocking

Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:21 pm

Quote :: @ @AngieBop84 cheers only got pic with nicky, no one else would take pics lol. Met gerard but only got autograph lol

AngieBop84 Angela MacDonald
@ @xx_Hez_xx awwww great ) heard Nico stopped for loads of people, legend! Gerard Butler's bit of a Ming up close aint he

@ @AngieBop84 aye duno wat that hair was all abt lol. It was nice he gave out autographs but dunno why he was moanin wen ppl asked 4 pics lol

@AngieBop84
Angela MacDonald @xx_Hez_xx fanny! My mate asked for a pic earlier and he sorta huffed cause he had to put bag down. Paisley punter = tosser

AngieBop84 Angela MacDonald
@ @Bluebelle89 Nah, Gerard Butler's even worse up close. Saw him at the hotel this afternoon. Rank.

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Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:26 pm

Clyde 1 sport reporter:

Quote :: missconniemac connie mclaughlin
Gerard Butler almost collapsed when he came into the Celtic press room there..#sticktoactinggerryboy

http://twitter.com/#!/missconniemac

Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:47 pm

Michael McKenzie was it just a sheer coincidence that Gerard Butler sported both Stan Varga's squad number AND hairstyle? haha #shaggybastards

@JohnHartson10 played better in 2 mins that thay gerard butler played most of the game,i thought he had a pair a high heels on at 1 point

Man, Gerard Butler has turned into a really cool Steven Spielberg! http://t.co/L6c3EQ3

Dead Scottish that Gerard Butler wi his wee blond perm there, and his wee kiddy-on accent #butlerisabellend

Gerard Butler in the flesh....OH MAI GAWD. He has some swag on him! Smile

GERARD BUTLER IS SHITE AT FOOTBALL. FACT.

Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Tue Aug 09, 2011 9:33 pm

Everytime Gerard Butler tries to take a shot on goal, its like he is trying to flick a sock into a washing machine. #Celticlegends

Actually cant believe what Hollywood must do, gerard butler is one o the most thinnest ppl I eva seen, Hollywood has him as a muscle machine

Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Tue Aug 09, 2011 9:34 pm

Quote :: HausOfHannah_ ✟Hannah✟
@ @elainejoiner hahaha we waited outside parkhead for ages and he finally came out xD I met Calvin from hollyoaks as well

Just met Gerard Butler xD
2 hours ago

http://twitter.com/#!/HausOfHannah_/status/101062521414369281

Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Tue Aug 09, 2011 9:44 pm

Quote :: Michael John Carswell
Gerard butler gave me his pen wee had a convo and he had a moment with my sister marianne had the camera flashing .....

Michael John Carswell
Had a conversion with gerard butler tonight better keep him away from my big sis and he gave me his pen...

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Quote :: Barry Coleman
Stood outside parkhead to get Ross his pictures took Sean fallon Billy (cesar)McNeil , and Owen coyle stood and signed autographs and got photos took with kids hartson who has had cancer spoke to every fan and let them take pics but Lubo moravcik speaks to no one , and Gerard butler says to kids he's too busy these people should remember what Celtic is about wankers!

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Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:51 pm

Quote :: Robin Nash
Gerald butler I know in America that the Celtic's play basketball and football itself involves throwing an egg shaped ball about, but really this isn't an excuse for running about like a headless chicken most of the night lol

Chris Paton Be grateful he wore shorts n didnt impale tinchy stryder on a Spartan spear.

Jean McGilligan it was a charity match, lay off the useless happless man

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Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:01 pm

Quote :: Gary Brooks
Gerrard Butler is a skinny bastardo!!

Gary Brooks Different in the flesh ghirls... Will do steph, 8157???

Gary Brooks Dayna his hair was a riot, looked like the Billy Connolly from 1994 haha

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Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:04 pm

Quote :: James Macpherson
wit the fuk is aw the lassies gn oan aboot gerrard butler fur ) a mad fat spazy wae wavy black caramel highlited hair n not tae mention seriously retarded at tryin tae kick a baw ) !! ( and ees fae paisley ) lol ! rant over !!

Ashton McPhillips Omg u used the world caramel 2 describe is hair!lol.luv it!x

James Macpherson Lol ) y dae yae luv it ha !

Nicola MacIsaac Haha u hav a point there, he does look a bit of a mess. But 2 b fair he looks crackn n 300. More 2 th point, god knows y he was askd 2 play ha x

Ashton McPhillips U sound like a lil hairdresser!!x

James Macpherson Ano man hees shite ) ! N in 300 a hink it myt hav been computerised a bit koz ees a bear in that !!

James Macpherson Ha shutup ashton ya nutter )

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Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:06 pm

Quote :: Kevin Russell
that awkward moment when king leonidas (gerard butler) forgets about sparta and goes for a kick about at parkhead

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Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:43 pm

This guy is a photographer and is going to have a ton of pics on the Celtic Facebook page tomorrow. Funny, if true, about Gerry yelling........:

Quote :: vagelisgeo Vagelis Georgariou
#Butler http://twitpic.com/63mx14

Great night at Celtic Park. Gerry Butler is absolutely gash at football. #psihaveashitefirsttouch

HuddleHound Hoopy, the
Gerard Butler should have started the match by shouting: THIS. IS. PARADISE!!!!
6 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply in reply to ↑

@vagelisgeo
Vagelis Georgariou @HuddleHound his mate videod him before the game on his iPhone shouting this is Celtic at the tunnel!

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Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:58 pm

From a sports reporter:

Quote :: @markbenstead
Mark Benstead Gerard butler on way up...

Just spoken to Mr butler - nice enough although most knackered man to ever come in Celtic press room,

richardwinton Richard Winton
@ @ Surely big Ron Scott has struggled in once or twice after all those stairs?

Mark Benstead @richardwinton he made Ron look mobile...

@ScotFootBlog
Tom Hall @markbenstead Rubbish lawyer, rubbish actor and it seems rubbish footballer. Yet rich beyond most of our comprehension. #naejustice

https://twitter.com/#!/markbenstead

Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:39 am

Looks like Gerry is going to be at TIFF. She is in Toronto and the president/director of publicity and promotions at rock-it promotions:

Quote :: Deb G
More excited to work with Scott Speedman (again) or Gerard Butler? Choices, choices... #TIFF

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Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:00 am

UK Butler fan from JJ tweeting about the game:

Read from bottom up:

Quote :: niknoks1980 Nikki Butler
@ @ItsBrianMcIver Keane was pretty tame, I think he's mellowed in retirement & Gerard Butler's appearance was anti-climactic a bit crap really

niknoks1980 Nikki Butler
Pic of GB being interviewed looking fucked.... #celtic #legends http://yfrog.com/h691ohej

dannydoogan Daniel Doogan
by niknoks1980
Imagine winning the auction to play at parkhead in front of 55,000 and Gerard Butler is the guy that comes off for you..nuts.

niknoks1980 Nikki Butler
Gerard Butler is finally coming off, good job looks like he's about to have a heart attack.... #celtic

IamBootsy Boots
by niknoks1980
@dangerhere Macari at Celtic/ManU Legends game "In 300 he didnt miss many Persians but tonight Gerard Butler has missed an absolute sitter"

CopenhagenCelt Christian H
by niknoks1980
300 of Gerard Butler and he wouldn't score anyway.

niknoks1980 Nikki Butler
Gerard Butler can hardly move, he's absolutely knackered, how unfit is he? #celtic #united #legends

niknoks1980 Nikki Butler
Gerard Butler looks fucked, we're only 20 minutes in. #celtic #legends

RaNN0B Marcus Bonnarus
by niknoks1980
Gerard Butler is the worst striker I have ever seen in a Celtic shirt!!! Hope Craig Whyte can afford him.

niknoks1980 Nikki Butler
Gerard Butler again missed an easy shot then fell over. Hope Playing the Field doesn't concentrate too much on his playing career. #celtic.

niknoks1980 Nikki Butler
I don't think Gerard Butler has actually made it in #Celtic's half yet. Can he not run that far? #united #celtic

niknoks1980 Nikki Butler
1-0 #United!! After Gerard Butler missed an absolute sitter.... #celtic #united

niknoks1980 Nikki Butler
Gerard Butler kicking off with John Hartson. http://lockerz.com/s/128105670

niknoks1980 Nikki Butler
Russell Watson beautiful version of Nessun Dorma. Gerard Butler looks like a kid in a sweet shop. #celtic #legends #united

niknoks1980 Nikki Butler
Henrik Larsson gets biggest cheer of the game closely followed by Gerard Butler. #celtic #legends #united

niknoks1980 Nikki Butler
Gerard Butler playing up front tonight... should be interesting. #legends #celtic #united

niknoks1980 Nikki Butler
Gerard Butler is starting tonight... don't think he'll play the full 90 minutes. #legends #celtic #united

niknoks1980 Nikki Butler
#Celtic should win this game quite easily they have by far more pro's in their team. #legends

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Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:11 am

Dallas wrote:

Quote :: Gerard Butler Runs Lit A Penguin !!!

Dallas wrote:

Quote :: Stuart Campbell cant believe hes a jungle jim

Dallas wrote:

Quote :: Just noticed Mrs Stewart has been posting on people's walls about how much of a hottie Gerard Butler is. That's it, I ain't holding the farts in tonight.

Fight fire with fire I say.

Dallas wrote:

Quote :: Gerard butler looks like he belongs in the old testament!

Quote :: Canny stop laughin at that big numpty Gerard butler! On his arse more than Craig Beatie

Dallas wrote:

Quote :: Ps gerard butler, your prob the reason half the women turned up 2nyt, but ye canny kick yer own arse lol.

Seriously, these are some of the funniest posts I have ever read. Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 - Page 8 646968

The British have such a way with words.

Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:14 am

Who says only women can be catty? Cause I know most of the bad comments about Gerry's playing are MEN! He's not a pro--he's doing this for charity. I bet if he refused to participate they'd be dogging on him about that as well!

Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:41 am

Quote :: I'm sorry, there is absolutely nothing sexy about this picture. Nothing. His abs look like silly putty.

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Quote :: Wendy Terry
I do have two things to share with Gerard Butler. We both have lost a lot of weight and have been having bad hair days.

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Quote :: Martyn John O'Neill
super henrik was magic last night gerard butler would have been better off actin like a footballer lol shocking good night though.

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Quote :: Taylor Wilson
eww just seen that picture of gerard butler! hes got creepy old man muscles and that hair! hes roached whys everyone pissin their panties!

Angela Gabriella Sweeney It freaked me out !!!!! He's ratten in it lol

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Subject: Re: Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2 Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:47 am

Quote :: Mattie Cunningham
Is watching the legends game from last night, Gerard Butler WOW......!!!!! Xxxx

Robert Miller Anyone want a used copy of 300

https://www.facebook.com/mattie.cunningham1?v=wall

Quote :: Martin Trotter
Gerard Butler obviously hasn't lived in Glasgow for a while - could desperately do with getting a Haggis supper down him!

https://www.facebook.com/martin.trotter?v=wall

Quote :: Mikhail Bratcher
Gerard Butler makes me want to kick cancer.

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Quote :: Amie McDermott
The Celtic Legends Match was brilliant last nite! First time I've ever been to a game & loved seeing Henrik Larsson. Gerard Butler not only has let himself go but should never quit his day job!! Thanks to ET for taking me xxx

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