Heard on Twitter (and Facebook) Part 2

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Sat next to Gerard Butler at a dinner once. Arse
http://twitter.com/KennyFarq/status/36914705326931968

@KennyFarq He looks like he totally fancies himself.

@weebesom In his head he is giving himself a blow job

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Gerard Butler is fucked

http://twitter.com/DrMaplewood/statuses/36915246824165376

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@wossy wow wow wow hold on a minute Gerard Butler is Scottish !!! WTF would explain the drunkenness tho

http://twitter.com/kndc80/statuses/36915243602935808

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HomeProfileFind PeopleSettingsHelpSign out . Ha ha! Gerard Butler presenting an acting award. #baftas

http://twitter.com/stuartaelmore/statuses/36915237290512384

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#baftas - Gerard Butler, you been on the gin mate?

http://twitter.com/AntoLovesThirds/statuses/36915224523055104

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Gerard Butler is a tool.

http://twitter.com/bojkowski/statuses/36915221272592384

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gerard butler looks weird

http://twitter.com/annabellerosee/statuses/36915211889803264

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Gerard Butler is an arse.

http://twitter.com/_NatStar/statuses/36915196458962944

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What kind of accent is Gerard Butler using these days? #baftas

http://twitter.com/samesizedfeet/statuses/36915161394585600

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Quick someone fetch Gerard Butler a hairdresser!! #BAFTAs (RN)

http://twitter.com/FashionCityYork

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@holymoly Maybe it's all that Copydex in Gerard Butler's hair that's making him lively.

http://twitter.com/MaryECostello/statuses/36915096525615104

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That's the nearest Gerard Butler's ever going to get to a BAFTA!

http://twitter.com/TristanHugh/statuses/36915047661838336

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Gerard Butler so pleased with himself. Always. Don't get it. #baftas

http://twitter.com/clairerudall/statuses/36915016594759680

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My mum just called gerard butler an arsehole. DISOWNED

http://twitter.com/GordyK/statuses/36914989579108352

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Jonathan Ross and Gerard Butler would fit in remarkably well at a homeless shelter...

http://twitter.com/JoshuaMonk/statuses/36914976094564352

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What's with Gerard Butler's accent these days? He's pretending to American in real life as well as in his movies. #Baftas

http://twitter.com/JamesSM/statuses/36914956263755776

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Gerard Butler is the type of person who should been seen but not heard #fituntilheopenshismouth #baftas

http://twitter.com/carlacantsleep/statuses/36914954665730048

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Gerard Butler, enjoy your time with #bafta statue, you won't see another for a loooong time #kingsacceptancespeech

http://twitter.com/patrickvons/statuses/36914947501981696

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IT'S GERARD BUTLER AND HIS RIDICULOUS TRANSATLANTIC ACCENT #lolforever #baftas

http://twitter.com/carrryn/statuses/36914939524292608

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Did they just find Gerard Butler in a skip round the back of the #BAFTA studio? Still hot though.

http://twitter.com/beckylou1984/statuses/36914923116314624

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Was Gerard Butler drunk AND chewing gum? #bafta

http://twitter.com/sagraham/statuses/36914892606930944

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Either Gerard Butler just came from the pub or he was loloxing a babe!

http://twitter.com/theboxsurfer/statuses/36914872117764096

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Is Gerard butler chewing gum whilst announcing at the #baftas? He's a bell end anyway.

http://twitter.com/David_Wakeford/statuses/36914863917760512

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Gerard Butler looks like George Lamb. And he is the only person who thinks he's funny is himself.

http://twitter.com/SophieFigon/statuses/36914861367623680

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Gerard Butler is about as sexy as a bad case of piles. Jesse Eisenberg, however...#lecherous #BAFTAS

http://twitter.com/TheRealMariaC/statuses/36914851448098817

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Saw glimpse of a rugged slightly older looking gerard butler on the #Baftas he's sexy as hell but mayb a haircut n shave?? #sexygerard

http://twitter.com/rebeccapassera/statuses/36914856204435456

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Gerard Butler - you are not funny!

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If I have ever learned to see someone who has done a line or two. Gerard butler while presenting an award. #bafta

http://twitter.com/industryranter/statuses/36914846033256449

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Gerard Butler sounds drunk! Seriously i think he's hammered presenting that award!

http://twitter.com/SynysterZebraYG/statuses/36914832053641216

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Gerard Butler is a proper f*cking tool ain't he? #twattas

http://twitter.com/daysofspeed/statuses/36914828446666752

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Lol. Gerard Butler. Who thought "let's get a somewhat womanising mach-guy to present a somewhat feminist award" #baftas

http://twitter.com/Veej_Jay/statuses/36914827507015680

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'Let's took a look why.' Yay, drunk Gerard Butler. #baftas

http://twitter.com/elsie_em/statuses/36914827418935296

Gerard Butler! Hello! Still haven't worked out where he's actually from!

Gerard Butler is so hard he doesn't even stop chewing gum to present an award. #spartan

Remove that chewing gum Gerard butler.

Just switched over to the baftas and Gerard Butler is soooo drunk.

Ok, once and for all - has Gerard Butler had a stroke?

Gerard butler chewing his face off on #baftas. Oh dear!


Haha, Gerard Butler was blatantly a bit drunk just then. Few choice slurs!

Why does Gerard Butler look as though he's been lost at sea for a few months? #baftas

Gerard Butler? Coked up? #baftas

Gerard Butler is up his anus

Gerard Butler = so dank

BUTLER! WHERE ARE YOU FROM?! WHY ARE YOU PILLING YOUR COCK OFF? YOU GURNING MEAT-FACED ODDITY! #baftas

I think Gerard Butler is a little bit smashed


OMG - Gerard Butler just said Bal-LAY. He's from Paisley FFS. #baftas

Hollow chocolate Gerard Butler figures sold out during Christmas 2010. Because he ate them all. #BAFTAs

At what point did Gerard Butler metamorphosise into Eric Bana?? #Baftas


I can't believe Gerard Butler's mum let him go out without brushing his hair #baftas

Gerard Butler= mess #BAFTAs

Gerard Butler is hawt bt nt wit that hair plss

gerard butler looks like hes on coke #baftas and wtf is with his hair

Tilda Swinton, Andrew Garfield and Gerard Butler, all totally cringeworthy in equal measure. #baftas

I want some of whatever Gerard Butler is on! #baftas

Soooo... wonder what Gerard Butler's on???... #baftas

Gerard Butler is hot and also appears to be chewing gum. Or tobacco.

Gerard Butler calls this "one of the best and most daring years for women in film". Shame he seems sort of drunk. Good point though #BAFTAs

Gerard butler you are so hot but pleeeeeease! The hair?

It's Gerard Butler chewing gum whilst presenting a Bafta? #baftas

Gerard Butler is about as sexy as an egg. A pretty hard boiled egg that's had lips drawn on though.

Gerard Butler can be such a pratt at times.

Something wrong going on with Gerard Butler, starting with the hair and working its way down #baftas

Gerard Butler chewing gum? Irgh.

Gerard Butler has everything a big movie star needs other than a) charisma and b) talent #baftas

Can't see why Gerard Butler is type-cast as a macho boor in unfunny comedies AT ALL . #bafta

Ah, Gerard Butler at the #baftas. Nice to look at but no discernible charisma whatsoever.

Gerard Butler sounds like me when I try to do a Welsh accent.

Why do people keep saying that certain men are really good looking and sexy when they're not? Gerard Butler looks like he's had a stroke.

Gerard Butler's sure let himself go a bit.....

What has happened to gerard butler's hair? :O

#baftas Gerard Butler looked and sounded like a Hobo! Wtf xD

Gerard Butler should not be let anywhere near the #baftas.

Gerard Butler has a weird mouth! #baftas

Looks like Gerard Butler just rolled out of bed #BAFTAs

Gerard Butler is sooo drunk... #baftas

Gerard Butler has the oddest accent... #baftas

I find Gerard Butler a bit hit and miss. He's either 'meh' or 'phwoar'! Today it's 'meh'. #BAFTAs

Um....Gerard Butler is high, yeah?

Don't give up the day job Gerard Butler. #Baftaunfunniness

Gerard Butler gurning?? #baftas

is gerard butler drunk? i love him #baftas

Can't tell if its my dodgy tv or not but it looks like Gerard Butler could do with some Just For Men #baftas

Gerard Butler = drunk? #baftas

Gerard Butler. So not cool. #bafta

What is that on Gerard Butler's head?! O_o #BAFTAS


@wossy When you introduced Gerard Butler just then I was sure you were going to say 'So full of sh*t' :') I had to hold my breath for a mo!

what the hell country is Gerard Butler from??! #baftas

I LOVE GERARD BUTLER!!!! but what is going on with the hair and face fuzz?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Gerard Butler - bad sense of humour #baftas

Gerard Butler is chewing gum wile presenting an award? #notclassy

and how much has Gerard Butler been drinking?

Ah, Gerard Butler enjoyed a few green room whiskys

dibdob93: Gerard Butler needs a fuggin haircut. Then he needs to shout "This. Is. BAFTAAAAA" #justsayin #baftas

How coked out of his skull is Gerard Butler? #bafta

Gerard Butler appears to be half man, half pissed camel. #BAFTAs

Think Gerard Butler is pissed #BAFTAs


Gerard Butler now longer has any regional accent. His voice makes no sense. #baftas

Gerard Butler's hair is an utter shambles #baftas


Gerard Butler is so drunk, I can't stop chuckling. Oh, and I wanna sister Hailee Steinfeld. #BAFTA

What has Gerard Butler done to his looks! He was beautiful #BAFTAS


Is it me or does Gerard Butler look thoroughly ropey? #BAFTA

Gerard Butler looks a lot older than when he was in Suede #BAFTAS

f**k off Gerard Prick Butler. #Baftas

Gerard Butler. Not feeling it... #bafta


Gerard Butler has a strange mouth and a strange accent. #bafta

Gerard Butler has the most fucked up accent I've ever heard!

Gerard Butler however looks like he has a doormat on his head.

WHAT THE f**k HAS HAPPENED TO GERARD BUTLER'S HAIR?

Gerard Butler is off his tits #baftas

"the incredibly sexy Gerard Butler" not so sexy with that hair babe :O #baftas

Why is Gerard Butler actually gurning? #BAFTA

Even Gerard Butler’s own accent sounds rubbish! I thought he was just rubbish in films!

Has Gerard Butler just aged 15 years?

I’m not convinced Gerard Butler even knows what his own voice sounds like any more #baftas

Gerard Butler, I so so so so so so so so so would. Despite his bad jokes and gum chewing.

Oh BAFTA, what are you doing to me? Gerard Butler too? Oh wait, the hair. Showers not available backstage?! x

Oh Gerard Butler, what have you done to your hair?! #Baftas

Lose the fake tan Gerard Butler #baftas

Gerard Butler, WHAT THE f**k IS THAT ACCENT?

So Gerard Butler's blond and American now?

Gerard Butler was just funny. What just happened? #BAFTAs

What. Has. Happened. To. Gerard. Butler? :L.

Is gerard butler gurning #baftas

Commas make a difference, Gerard Butler.

f**k's sake, you'd think SOMEONE would tell Gerard Butler by now that he can't do comedy. #baftas

Oh god Gerard Butler's gurning his face off #baftas

Best actress now, with Gerard Butler and a greasy hairdo. #baftas

Dear lord whats happened to Gerard Butler! please go back to how you looked in P.S I Love You

gerard butler is a stupid cunt f**k, eat shit dickhole

does gerard butler have adhd??

Who has stolen Gerard Butler? #BAFTA #BAFTAs

At a loss as to why people find Gerard Butler sexy. A good laugh, maybe...but sexy?

Oh no. Don’t like Gerard Butler’s hair! Colour or style.

hahahaha.

This person works for News of the World reviewing films. Read from bottom up:

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2. Ace banter with Gemma Arterton in which she told me a dirty story and later signed off with "Right, I'm off for a massive wazz."

1. Lovely conversation with Gerard Butler after dinner, which ended VEEEERY quickly as soon as he worked out who I was.

Sacking off the #Baftas after-party now. During a night of endless champagne and tough, lukewarm meat, two bona fide 'showbiz encounters':

http://twitter.com/robbiereviews/status/36951553738801152

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I have to wonder whyyyy Gerard Butler is fighting his hotness?

http://twitter.com/bubblyduckey/statuses/37036745946046464

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What in God's name is happening on Gerard Butler's head? GET THEE TO A HAIRCUTTERY. (Watching the BAFTAs on BBC America.)

http://twitter.com/surrexi/statuses/37035328476811265

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lol is Gerard Butler drunk or something?

http://twitter.com/Voodoo_Dolly_/statuses/37034724757086208

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Do they really call menopause "the menopause" in England?

Okay, it's not that I don't get the Gerard Butler/ menopause joke. I get it. It's not that I don't get it. #BAFTAs

http://twitter.com/katiecompa

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Photoshoot with Tony Gambino in a loft where Gerard Butler lived, then church at Mars Hill. Yea, today was good

http://twitter.com/Jannalation/status/37034374247485440

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Sean Matthews
Gerard butler is chasing his jaw. Law abiding citizen my ass

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=746034834&v=wall

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Ben Reuter
Gerard butler is pulling mooeys he needs to lay of the Dicky

https://www.facebook.com/people/Ben-Reuter/1804526203#!/profile.php?id=100001525138013&sk=wall

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Sophie Shields
‎Caitie Mackay
Come round behind my grannies shed to see the place where Gerard Butler kissed my mum!
A fiver for 5 mins and for a limited time only 7:75 for ten minutes!! ♥

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=746034834&v=wall#!/profile.php?id=1638414078&sk=wall

Here's more from the girl who saw Gerry at Cipriani last night. Read from the bottom up. Also, I don't think the Natalie Portman part is true. However, if it was, it would have been funny if she had been at the BAFAs to pick up her award from Gerry:

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@asra_a @danawithazee Gerard is really a charming guy...my friends told me he had dated Natalie Portman...

@asra_a @danawithazee moments of glory at #ciprianni

@asra_a @danawithazee the guy just came all the way to our table to ask if we knew each other and this is how it all started

@asra_a @danawithazee we were quite loud and having a good time...one of my gf was staring at him as she recognized him...

@asra_a @danawithazee basically I'm having dinner with my girlfriends at Ciprianni with hot dress out...

@danawithazee I do live in a bubble... he thought I was from Argentina...

@danawithazee he is very charming and he knows it... what he didn't expect is me not knowing who he was...

@danawithazee babes, it was unbelievable... and the guy was so charming... all girls were just #jealous

and I'll be honest, I had no idea this guy was a famous actor until he told me he was going to present some kind of award tonight...

so this guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerard_Butler came all over to have a chat last night .. all #ciprianni was just staring


Fun night at #ciprianni with a good laugh with Gerard Butler... The guy is hot and funny

Just ran into Gerard Butler #ciprianni

http://twitter.com/Asra_A

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Received a cell texted from an actress who was in LA for her film launch. She thought she was texting Gerard Butler who used to have my #.

http://twitter.com/DietrichNelson/status/36856650136694784

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Mimi Bland
What a fantastic weekend, stayed in the Savoy hotel London for the weekend, had afternoon tea then went to see a brilliant show, then off to the Jazz bar for champagne cocktails, even better when i bumped into Gerald Butler in the Savoy lounge......wow!!!!!!...............

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1518875157&sk=wall

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My pal worked with Gerry Butler in a legal firm. She was forever having to phone him up and get him out of bed and into the office. #baftas

http://twitter.com/Shequeen/status/36914748146589696

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I don't like to cast aspersions but, was it just me or was Gerard Butler gurning like a speed fiend at #Baftas ?

http://twitter.com/samchelton/statuses/37082591622340608

I love the poster who is charging money to go behind Granny's shed. What a hoot!

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Oh no! Gerard Butler is super charming and really likeable. A well-nurtured prejudice has been left in tatters. #berlinale #coriolanus

http://twitter.com/BeamesOnFilm/status/37143994861363200