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Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Tue May 05, 2009 2:53 pm

SOS !! I am sorry , I am writting from Barcelona . Please Gerry needs votes for Hellomagazine . Now , he is second . He is the most attractive man of the world .....

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Tue May 05, 2009 6:13 pm

Nay wrote:

GerrysJewel wrote:: How about = SHITE! I forgot my condoms!! Oh wait, there's the one in my sock. I'm saved!

Yes, but how olllllllllllld is it, Jewel? Latex deteriorates ....... or so I've heard. pale

Yes, old condoms are very bad!! Very bad! But since our Sex God certainly purchases the wraps in economy or bulk amounts....I'm sure they are relatively fresh....and hopefully the socks are too.

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Wed May 06, 2009 8:42 am

LOL!!!

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Wed May 06, 2009 3:46 pm

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Scenario: Press Conference

Congregation: Various journalists; Fan Site Admin/Owners; bloggers; giggling, swooning puddles of estrogen ...

Question: "Hi Gerald! Just needed to say I love your work! Do you need any assistance with funding for Burns? I'm sure our members would be only too happy to help."

Crowd Reaction: Squeals, cooing, hands on hearts, signs flapping, masks and dolls waved high above bouffant hair .........

Suddenly, a spotlight focuses on one lone woman who belts out a completely impromptu and off-key 'All I Ask Of You'.

GB's Response: PLEASE GOD, MAKE IT STOP!

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Wed May 06, 2009 4:21 pm

I'll have you know that I was NOT off key. And I haven't had bouffant hair in, like, years.

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Wed May 06, 2009 5:54 pm

Nah---that was his look after being propositioned by MOI....(Sadly I am admitting this).

I'm JOKING

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Thu May 07, 2009 4:39 am

DonnaKat wrote:: I'll have you know that I was NOT off key. And I haven't had bouffant hair in, like, years.

GerrysJewel wrote:: Nah---that was his look after being propositioned by MOI....(Sadly I am admitting this).

Well, it can't be BOTH of you. So someone is lying about the hair ... DK? Caption this Picture - Page 5 642267

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Sat May 23, 2009 3:07 pm

Could someone tell me what the heck is "bouffant hair"?

Ger

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Sat May 23, 2009 3:13 pm

Hi Ger!

Bouffant hair is the teased, sprayed, even laquered stuff that sits a mile high on your head - Amy Winehouse style.

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Mon May 25, 2009 6:56 am

Who would like a stab at this one?

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Mon May 25, 2009 12:37 pm

I've never seen THAT one...OMIGOSH! Shocked

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Mon May 25, 2009 1:20 pm

Nay wrote:: Hi Ger!

Bouffant hair is the teased, sprayed, even laquered stuff that sits a mile high on your head - Amy Winehouse style.

I thought so. Just needed clarification. Thanks, Nay.

Now the caption. Look at those eyes! He's in ectasy!

"It's so lovely to be ME!"

Ger

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Mon May 25, 2009 1:23 pm

It reminds me of those old Madge Palmolive commercials.

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Tue May 26, 2009 11:49 am

Here's another one.

"Bloody Hell! I'm going to fart! I can't hold it back any longer!"

Ger

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Tue May 26, 2009 3:10 pm

Nay wrote:

Caption: *Sigh* I'm in my happy place.

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Tue May 26, 2009 8:39 pm

Caption:*Sigh*....not *quite*
the happy place I had in mind, but it will do for now.

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Wed May 27, 2009 2:16 am

Nice working with ya, Jewel!! Caption this Picture - Page 5 Cool_11-2

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Thu May 28, 2009 7:34 pm

Dammit, I just can't decide!
Should I go with a saucy red or moody black or be extra 'gamer' and try the pink with sparkles???

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Fri May 29, 2009 1:04 am

I think that is a Madame Tussauds' wax figure.

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Sun May 31, 2009 8:50 pm

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"What? You want to confiscate my camera? I've practically disrobed for you in public and that wasn't good enough, was it?"

*Shite! I never erased that picture of me wearing only a sock!*

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Sun May 31, 2009 8:53 pm

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"HA! I thought it was you! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on..."

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Sun May 31, 2009 9:07 pm

"And this is my Jerry Lewis impersonation. HEEEYYY LAAAAADDDDYYYYYYY!!!!"

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Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:29 am

DK, that is exactly the type of photo I will need to see in context. Weird face, isn't it?

For old times' sake ...

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Thank God dogs are colour-blind!

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:21 am

And love unconditionally.

But it's so small!!! The picture, that is...and maybe the jacket. Wink

Subject: Re: Caption this Picture Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:10 pm

Ah, man and man's best friend! And the dog is cute too!

Ger

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