Welcome Nay!

Subject: Welcome Nay! Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:58 am

Hey Nay, whaddya say, Nay?

Welcome welcome welcome.... albino

Make yourself comfortable.

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:56 am

Hello hot stuff! Thank you for the welcome and congratulations on your newly elected President.

To quote the Mighty Monty Pythons:

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

I'm looking forward to my visits already! king

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:23 am

Nayyyyyy!!!! My giiirl!

I think I'm gonna cry.

XOXOXO

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:22 am

NAY!!!

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:26 pm

Welcome Nay!

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:34 pm

Anybody who quotes Monty Python is AWESOME in my book!!!! Welcome, Nay!

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:35 pm

Aaaah, thanks ladies! Let the mayhem begin.

Is that you, Pil? Laughing

How the heck are you?

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:13 pm

Yep, it's me. LOL! I'm using the nickname my R/L friends call me.

And I'm even better, now that you're here.

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:08 pm

Hi Nay! Weclome!

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:55 pm

Nay follows me everywhere. She's my own personal stalker. Tis okay, she comes bearing Monty Python.

Let the games begin. Welcome my lil Aussie.

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:34 am

Que? I'm the stalker? Someone has their pansyasshat on backwards!

I say we take this to a "Vegemite Eat-Off". Place your bets, ladies!

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:37 am

Hehe...she said asshat.

I don't trust vegemite. What's in that stuff, anyway?

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:00 am

Such a wonderful question, DK (even if you're not very trusting).

Aussies love Vegemite … it is part of our history and has become a symbol of our country. Made by blending brewer's yeasts, it's one of the richest known sources of B complex vitamins. The ingredients are: Yeast extract, salt, mineral salt, malt extract, natural colour, vegetable extract, thiamine, riboflavin, niacin.

Alll gooooooood .... I have it on toast most mornings.

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:25 am

So it's basically salty beer that you spread on toast?

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:58 am

It rocks! If you love salt, it's a dream. I have to spread it very, very lightly.

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:18 am

mmmm salt

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:53 am

Nay wrote:: Que? I'm the stalker? Someone has their pansyasshat on backwards!

I say we take this to a "Vegemite Eat-Off". Place your bets, ladies!

Yes, you are a stalker and now you are stealing my fav words, like asshat. Before long you will be throwing out f/cktard as well.
There will be no eating of the vegemite. Bleech.

BTW, you said "eat off"....

Yes, I said it and yes I am juvenille.

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:00 am

hey NO fcktard is MY word!
So is fckhead and fcker!
Just ask Dk!!

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:56 am

LOL...f*ktard is just about the best word in the english language...it produces such a satisfying sound when it rolls off the tongue...I've never heard asshat before, but I like that too!
As long as we're staking claims on profanity, I call f*k face!

And I like vegemite, it's tasty!

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:10 am

You get her, Helena! Snort ...

Proud

And eat-off is NOT what you think I mean, Legs!

Thanks for weighing in, Steph.
I'll claim 'putz' and 'moron' and 'idjit'. Ta!

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:32 am

It's not? Darn.
Oh, and speaking of eat.....
I claim "eat me".
So useful in so many situations.
I also like d/ck munch, munch head, or just muncher. There's something about the word munch that makes me giggle. It's right up there with f/cktard.

BTW, Nay. I love how your welcome thread has spiraled downhill. Don't try to blame me, as I had nothing to do with it.

Now I must do the cabbage patch out of this thread. Ta ta for now.

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:29 am

The Head Clucktard is here.....

**pulls out limp wet noodle**

Yes, I said "head" and yes, I said "clucktard". And yes, my noodle is limp and wet...but I digress...

Y'all know I created a category down below for smack talk...and it's awfully lonely right now. Wink

**clucks out of thread** Welcome Nay! 551991

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:31 am

Thank you Ms Head Clucktard.

I am truly astonished at how quickly my Welcome thread blew up into a 'Show and Tell' for someone. I can say with all honesty that I have NO desire to know what is worn beneath his levis.

The blame lies fairly and squarely at Dallas' purple, suede, boot-clad feet. She's such a ... a.... a munch.

May I add, Ms Head is ~~giving~~ doing a wonderful ---- job.

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:36 am

You seem to bring out the perv in people, Nay.

Embrace it. It's a gift.

Subject: Re: Welcome Nay! Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:06 pm

Why is that Men at Work song stuck in my head?

I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,

"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

BTW, I had no idea what chunder meant in Aussie slang. Now I do and it is connected to vegemite in my brain b/c of this song.

How about a nice brie instead?