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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Thu Jun 03, 2010 4:18 pm

I know you've all heard that saying, "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach", well I think that's true really. It would be fun to do an experiment and place a cupcake next to a naked girl and see which one Gerry went for first! cheers

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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:21 am

He's got 2 hands.

You have to place the cupcake a few arm's lengths apart from each other.
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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:24 am

....And another appendage (in addition to his two hands) that he could use simultaneously.
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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:24 pm

LegoJulie wrote:
He's got 2 hands.

You have to place the cupcake a few arm's lengths apart from each other.

Yes, but he only has one mouth. The other tool would be no good in the consumption of the cupcake. It has limited uses.

But like most men, he'd want his cake and eat it too. It would be interesting, however, to see which he'd go for first. I'm thinking the cupcake before his trainer saw it and snatched it. He can always get another naked woman! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:28 pm

I'm thinking he would think he deserved both, but it's probably easier to get the cupcake, than the CUPCAKE.
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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:29 pm

Like I said, he'll go for the thing that is more "taboo".

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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:16 pm



Okay, I can't look at a donut or cupcake the same again!

I am too tired to make cake today.

Please don't tell me there is a story about Gerard and a pie because I have decided to make a peanut butter pie instead.

Gerard and his desserts!
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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:47 pm

LOL! I wouldn't know of one, but maybe our resident researcher might know of one.
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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:19 pm

Calling Dallas! Is there a story of Gerard and a pie?
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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:42 pm

There is one about bread at midnight. There is one about his mom's jelly. Hey, I found this one with reference to pot pie. Doesn't exactly say he was the one eating.

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b170683_gerard_butler_bradley_cooper_better.html
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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:59 pm

Well, at least he wasn't doing something disgusting with the chicken pot pie. But if anyone could figure out a way to do something disgusting with chicken pot pie my money is on Gerard!
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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:39 am

My roomie and I have been having a hilarious conversation about this topic. I am only going to post his funniest quotes (with his permission).

As he walked into the living room eating some of the pie I made:

"Just because I don't put any between my ass cheeks doesn't mean it not a good pie."

About last week's cupcakes:

"If it turns you on I will make up a story about my ass and the cupcakes that is sexier that any story about some donuts. "

And finally,

"Who knew that all a man has to do to get women to talk incessantly about you and still adore you is to put some pastries in your crack?"

I hope no one is offended. I am going to laugh myself to sleep!

He wanted me to add that he is talking about me telling him GB stories all the time and not making fun of anyone else with his last comment.
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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Sat Jun 05, 2010 3:03 am

Kayanne, that's hilarious but nowhere near as funny as Julie actually researching a GB quote and presenting it to us ...... *snort*

DK, I think you turned her! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Sat Jun 05, 2010 3:23 am

kayanne wrote:
Calling Dallas! Is there a story of Gerard and a pie?

Why did I just think of "Revenge of the Nerds" and hair pie? I guess because you said Gerry and pie in the same sentence.....

Quote :
[Booger and Takeshi are trying to look at a naked girl who hides behind a large roommate]
Booger: Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff!
Takashi: Oh Hair pie! Hair pie!

Ugh, and now I'm thinking of pie in the context of "American Pie" and the apple pie scene.


Let's hope there is no story about Gerry and an apple pie out there.... affraid

(There are plenty of stories of Gerry with the other kind of pie out there. Too many, some would argue.)
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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:14 am

I research stuff. I do it well. I've learned a lot of things, including stuff that make me want to scrub my brains out.

At least there's Gerry stuff out there to find. My current fandom is bacicly barren and boring. The only way to find anything is to move to where the guy lives and stalk him.

No, that is not a suggestion.
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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:24 pm

K, tell roomie that not all men get away with playing with pastry. Gerry can make picking his nose sexy.

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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:45 pm

Ewww...no, it's not sexy...
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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Sat Jun 05, 2010 3:57 pm

OK, maybe not but I'm making a point.

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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Sat Jun 05, 2010 4:22 pm

Try that one again.

How about, he can make a deformed face look sexy...

Or butt pads look sexy...

Crude is crude, not sexy...maybe funny, but not sexy.

Unless that is your fetish...then, I can't say much.

Wondering if anyone has that as their wallpaper...

K, do your friends actually think that most of Gman's fans really like that kind of stuff? Nose picking, shoving donuts down people's butts?

If so, man we're easy.
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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:31 pm

Butt pads???
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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:44 pm

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K, do your friends actually think that most of Gman's fans really like that kind of stuff? Nose picking, shoving donuts down people's butts?

Oh God no! He totally gets Gman's appeal to those of us on this board. He was joking about me 'liking him even though he put a donut in his ass.' If he thought anything else he would not be so supportive of my interest.
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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Sat Jun 05, 2010 6:44 pm

LegoJulie wrote:
Butt pads???

Someone else wanna take that?
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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Sat Jun 05, 2010 6:48 pm

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K, tell roomie that not all men get away with playing with pastry. Gerry can make picking his nose sexy.

LOL! I think the roomie could some days. He's a good-looking guy to me at least. But I have a thing for tall guys with brown eyes and soft brown hair. Particularly the soft hair.
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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Sat Jun 05, 2010 6:53 pm

Gerry reportedly used butt pads for his role as the Phantom.
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PostSubject: Re: French Kiss   Sat Jun 05, 2010 10:50 pm

I know the nose picking scenerio was in jest, but ugh.......now I'm picturing that nose picking photo of Gerry. affraid

And Nay, don't you dare post it in this thread. I don't know what was worse, the finger up the nose or the wierd hanging breast in that pic.

That was a horrible picture. Just horrible.
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