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DonnaKat
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PostSubject: Bad Holiday Pick Up Lines   Bad Holiday Pick Up Lines Icon_minitimeThu Oct 30, 2008 9:10 pm

Halloween:

"Breast in peace, baby. Breast in peace."
"Wanna free ride on my broomstick?"
"How about you put your head down there and bob for some apples?"
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Holiday Pick Up Lines   Bad Holiday Pick Up Lines Icon_minitimeFri Oct 31, 2008 1:52 am

Thanksgiving:

Is that a turkey leg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Baste that meat, baby. I want it to taste nice and succulent for you.

I wanna stuff you just like grandma's turkey.

If the turkey fryer's fryin', then don't come a spyin'.

I got a bun in the oven with your name on it.

You'll be giving thanks afterwards.

I'm like pie, darlin'...I'm hot, sweet, and I taste even better with whipped cream.
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Holiday Pick Up Lines   Bad Holiday Pick Up Lines Icon_minitimeFri Oct 31, 2008 1:53 am

Thanksgiving:

Wanna split my wishbone, big boy?

How's about we go somewhere and you can deflower my Mayflower?

I got a slice of cherry pie with your name on it, darlin'.

Wanna gnaw on my giblets?

How's about you come suckle on my Honeysuckle...

This turkey's a 20 pounder, and comes oven ready. All's ya gotta do is slip it in!

You. Me. My house. Waltons Homecoming special on TV. Sex will be involved.

I would like to give thanks for this bird I am about to devour. Amen.
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Holiday Pick Up Lines   Bad Holiday Pick Up Lines Icon_minitimeFri Oct 31, 2008 1:57 am

lol! lol! lol!

Man, to hear those...

~alice
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Holiday Pick Up Lines   Bad Holiday Pick Up Lines Icon_minitimeSun Nov 02, 2008 8:09 pm

DonnaKat wrote:
I would like to give thanks for this bird I am about to devour. Amen.
OMG!!! affraid lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Holiday Pick Up Lines   Bad Holiday Pick Up Lines Icon_minitimeSun Nov 02, 2008 8:11 pm

You should tell that one to Art.
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