(these are real)

Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling
I Fell in a Pile of You and Got Love All Over Me
I Flushed You from the Toilets of my Heart
I Wanna Whip Your Cow
I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out of Town
I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart
I've Got Tears in my Ears from Lying on my Back in my Bed While I Cry Over You
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
Mama Get a Hammer (There's a Fly on Papa's Head)
You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Those are hilarious!

Mamma, Gerry Coming To Dinner with Pa and Junebug

She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger

Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?

At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self-Service Pump

I Sat Down on a Bear Trap (Just this Morning)

There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin' for You

It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

Don't Cry on my Shoulders Cause Your Rustin' My Spurs

I'm Sorry I Made You Cry, But at Least Your Face is Cleaner

Peekin' Through the Knothole in Grandma's Wooden Leg

You Stuck My Heart in a Old Tin Can and Shot it Off a Log

And There Was Grandma, Swingin' on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On

My fav:

"I'm Going Through the Big D"...

I'm goin' through the big-d and don't mean Dallas
I can't believe what the judge had to tell us,
I got the Jeep, she got the palace
I'm goin' through the big-d and don't mean Dallas

Everybody sing!!!!!

I was truly going to ask if those were real...song titles.

And now I know why I don't do country music...