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DonnaKat
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PostSubject: What would you do if...   What would you do if... Icon_minitimeThu Jan 15, 2009 9:06 pm

Most of us know how to play, but I'll explain anyway. You post a scenario starting with "what would you do if", and the poster below responds. Then the poster posts a "what would you do if", and so on.

For example:

"What would you do if you woke up to find that a gerbil was gnawing on your toes?"
Answer: "I'd yell 'ouch', then probably involuntarily kick the gerbil across the room. Then I'd wonder how much I had to drink the night before."

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What would you do if you just spent over three hours getting decked out to go to a wedding and were running late, and as soon as you walked outside a big fat bird (who had most certainly eaten LOTS and LOTS of purple berries that day) pooped on your head?
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DonnaKat wrote:

What would you do if you just spent over three hours getting decked out to go to a wedding and were running late, and as soon as you walked outside a big fat bird (who had most certainly eaten LOTS and LOTS of purple berries that day) pooped on your head?
I'll go first. Wink

Undoubtedly, the air around me would immediately turn blue with foul words unsuitable for the sensitive ears of small children. Then a fierce clan warrior cry would erupt from inside this small body and a stick-wielding chase would be on.

If the chase was unsuccessful (ie. irreparable damage was not done to said air-born pest), I would hastily rinse off my hair under the garden hose and tuck it away under a brightly coloured turban resplendent with jewels and sequins ... What do you think? Too much?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ... if whilst waiting at a busy train station, you spy the ex-love of your life chatting up a bombshell clad in short skirt, dark sunglasses and plunging neckline? Suddenly a crazed passenger hurtles past you, knocking your suitcase from your hand.

With a loud bang, it hits the pavement and springs open, allowing a strong breeze to catch your Bridget Jones underwear and send it fluttering away to wrap around his ankles. He leans down, gingerly picks it up and looks around to see ...

affraid

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO ... if whilst waiting at a busy train station, you spy the ex-love of your life chatting up a bombshell clad in short skirt, dark sunglasses and plunging neckline? Suddenly a crazed passenger hurtles past you, knocking your suitcase from your hand.

With a loud bang, it hits the pavement and springs open, allowing a strong breeze to catch your Bridget Jones underwear and send it fluttering away to wrap around his ankles. He leans down, gingerly picks it up and looks around to see ...

affraid




Hmm...I'd say, "Jesus, you still carry around your mother's underwear in your pocket??? That's why we broke up, you creep. Get a life!" And when the bombshell turns away in disgust, I'd grab the undies from his stupified person, flip him off with a smug smile and be on my way.


What would you do if....you were stuck in an elevator for an extended period of time with at least five other people, one of whom has an EXTRAORDINARY case of bad gas?
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