So wrong. Pics at link (Gerry and Becks at Laker Game):
SPRAYING FOR KEEPS: GERARD BUTLER STALKS DAVID BECKHAM INTO PROMOTING HIS NEW FILM
Posted on December 3, 2012 by BOHOMOTH
Gerard: “Eh hello there, Dave. I’m Gerry Butler, International man of mystery and general sex symbol like yerself. You know, I’ve sh@gged everyone from Jenny Aniston *makes drinky drink motion with wrist* to Jenny Lopez… *makes voluptuous arse shape with hands* I’m quite the man about town…”
David: “Yeah that’s all very well and good mate, but say it, don’t spray it”…
Gerard: “Oh hahaha sorry, there lad, I’m also renowned for spitting over everyone when I talk, it’s a side-effect of the prang, I’ll just shield you there with my hand and jacket lapel. Anyway, so which one of these lucky cheerleaders is gonna get ‘Butlered’ tonight then?”
“Um dunno. Bye Gerard…”
“No, seriously now mate- do one.”
“Ahahahahahahahaha. Can you believe that guy? F-cking hell. What a tw@t!”
Yes, poor old David Beckham. If it wasn’t bad enough having to endure yet another LA Lakers game where he has to glue his eyes anywhere but on the cheerleaders’ arses at half-time, he also got accosted by celebrity bell-end Gerard Butler who has a football-related movie called Playing For Keeps out this week.
He was no doubt haranguing poor Dave to come along to the premiere and in the same vein he also managed to blag a feel of the MLS cup on Saturday night as well.
Funny, because I’ve not once seen old Gerry at an LA Galaxy game, but maybe my memory fails me.
And look who else was there – a very tired Posh and most of the kids (no Harper) fresh from their house-hunting trip in the UK.
Aw. I know I bitch about her but as I’m feeling festive today, I do love me a bit of jet-lagged Vicky pouting during proud Beckham family moments.
They’re all like: Nice one dad now can we go home and crash out?