Ted C Blind Item

http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth/afternoon_bitch-back_are_blake_leo/259581


Dear Ted:
I realize that I'm really late to the party on this one, but I've recently become rather enthralled with Gerard Butler. How Vicey is he?
—Better Late Than Never

Dear Ger Bear:
Care to explain the fascination, babe? Not that it's completely unwarranted; the fella has something going on ‘cause he's caught the eye of some of Hollywood's hottest A-list ladies. Maybe it's his Vice that has ‘em running for the door. Because he most definitely has a moniker, and boy is it a juicy one.

Maybe he's hoping she'll run away?

I thought "running for the door" means running away. I don't understand these things people are writing anymore. All these slangs and cliches and sayings that make zero sense.

http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth/blind_vice_which_vampires_batty_boys/158621

Back when I read Ted, this one always sounded like Gerard to me even though he allegedly eliminated him. Note the reference to "boys" in his answer, the vampire connection (Dracula anyone) and there have been a ton of pics of him taken in Griffith Park.
It also mentions he is "adored by millions of fans" and his "sometimes slightly grungy image."

However, to be fair, I do think Ted makes a lot of these so-called blind items up or changes things to keep people off track. Think of the backlash and possible legal trouble if someone did really figure it out and was outed. He just panders to his readers.

He also mentions "red-hot acting talents" (the year of TUT & Gamer). Plus the bud quoted comprehensible words, not chipmunk mouth mush. Can't be GB.

Julie, you are becoming (or already are) more like Dallas every day.

More Ted:

http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth/afternoon_bitch-back_it_bloodbath/260415

Afternoon Bitch-Back:

Dear Ted:
"Care to explain the fascination?" You asked this of a newbie Gerard Butler fan, but I'll answer as one smitten early in his career. Of course, his physical attributes spark a reaction and he seems to have pheromones galore. I see real talent and staying power. Friends who have met him say he is charming, intelligent and focused, but also boyish with diva tendencies. In short, he's still, at 41, a kid from Paisley, Scotland, set loose in the Hollywood candy shop. Now, Ted, your turn. Rumors have always stalked him. How recent is his Vice moniker and just how shocked would I be if I knew his Vice? It would take something truly horrifying to end my support.
—A Sap for Gerry?

Dear Gag-Worthy Gushing:
You really do dig the dawg, babe. But even you might think twice about totally hearting the dude if you knew what his large closet of skeletons hid. That said, it's really not that shocking of a Vice. And, for the record, it's an older one (he's savvier now). So hope that helps!