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Tuesday, June 09, 2009
Gerard Butler Will Have Sex With Anyone - Kelly Bensimon Included


I know many of you think Gerard Butler is the sexiest thing since the Speedo, but I wonder if there is a certain tipping point where your choices of who you are willing to be with kind of pushes you off the sexy ladder and puts you on the Scott Baio/Wilmer Valderrama ladder instead. In his latest attempt to prove that he can get any D lister, The NY Daily News says that Gerard spent much of a recent party getting close to Kelly Bensimon of Housewives NY. At one point, Gerard went to go speak to Dan Abrams and left Kelly alone.

According to a source Kelly said, “I don’t want Dan to say anything bad about me to Gerard!” Umm, and what does Dan know about you that is so bad Kelly? I think she thinks there might be a chance for a future. I think Gerard probably has something else in mind instead.

Later in the night Kelly apparently had to leave before Gerard, but he was heard talking to her on the phone and asking where she went and where she was at that moment. So, do they make a good couple? Does Gerard sleep with anything that walks? Do they necessarily have to walk for him to sleep with them? Forget about keeping any kind of secret with Kelly. If she had sex with Gerard Butler you can rest assure that she called Bethenny immediately after. She will mention it in every episode of the next season and remind everyone how she and Gerard are close. The fact that he never called her again would be irrelevant.

Another article about the same party:

http://gawker.com/5284472/two-real-housewives-find-sexy-summer-flings

Two Real Housewives Find Sexy Summer Flings
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Ohhh girrrl! The Real Housewives of New York are hookin' up. Because it's summer and young man's fancies have turned to sweaty lust, and so have old ladies'. The Countess was seen dancing, while Kelly was spotted flirting with Leonidas.

Yeah, Kelly Bensimon, the worst witch, was cuddling up with 300 star Gerard Butler at some sort of Details magazine party. What a big, on-the-rise movie hunk like that was doing curling up with that strip of jerky we're not sure, but evidently he enjoyed it. After consulting with Dan Abrams (of all people), Butler was heard cooing into his cell phone, "Where are you? Where did you go?" Ah, young (in spirit!) love.
And the Countess... Well, you tell the story better than I could, New York Daily News:

Spies caught ­Countess ­LuAnn de Lesseps - who's separated from hubby Alexandre - letting out her inner cougar at Georgica in East Hampton.

"LuAnn was drinking, dancing and making out with a young guy in his late 20s," says an eyewitness.

Sad. But also beautiful.

Have fun, girls!

Image via Getty

And the NY Daily News:

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/06/09/2009-06-09_housewives_get_their_cougar_prowling.html

Love is in the air for 'Housewives'
Tuesday, June 9th 2009, 4:00 AM


Love is in the air for the “Real Housewives of New York City.”

Spies caught ­Countess ­LuAnn de Lesseps — who’s separated from hubby Alexandre — letting out her inner cougar at Georgica in East Hampton.

“LuAnn was drinking, dancing and making out with a young guy in his late 20s,” says an eyewitness.

Meanwhile, Kelly Bensimon got cozy with Gerard Butler at a recent Cinema Society/Details party. After the two nuzzled, the hot Scot went to confide in Dan Abrams, while Bensimon squealed to pals, “I don’t want Dan to say anything bad about me to Gerard!”

Apparently he didn’t — after Bensimon left the fete early, we caught the “300” actor cooing into his cell phone at 2 a.m., “Where are you? Where did you go?”

Bensimon’s reps were unavailable for comment.

oh....dear...

I never thought I'd miss the days when he was linked to Hollywood's barely legal set.

I'm sorry, I don't know this Kelly, personally, but what I saw on Housewives in New York, her brain is in another stratosphere.

Oh silly me, I guess he wasn't looking for intelligence!

Quite!!!

The top link doesn't work anymore, since the blog has been updated. Here's the correct link now:

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/06/gerard-butler-will-have-sex-with-anyone.html

BTW, did any of you read the comments?

Quote :

MontanaMarriott said...
I USED to love GB until I found out he will sleep with ANYTHING, and I mean ANYTHING according to a dear friend in the sex business who slept with him.

A person with a dear friend in the SEX business preaching about Gerry's sexual prowess? That seems rather....weird....especially how she says it so 'matter of factly'.

MontanaMarriott said...
Let's just say that as long as you are a woman OR LOOK LIKE ONE, JB will not kick you out of bed.

1:35 PM

I look like a woman. I guess my chances are getting better?

Hey...I'm still looking for cheap airfare and lodging in NYC. Hahahaha

Upon further analysis,

(Of late, or ever?) I haven't seen this much press over a celebrity's sex life! Bad press at that.

And I'm sure there are plenty of non-famous guys out there notorious for their randy behavior, but gee whiz, what is up with following so closely Gerry's nighttime habits?

Bloggers on other sites diss Gerry up one side and down the other. And I don't rightly get it. If he bothers some so, why don't they stay off the boards? Why try to get in a dig at his fans?

Surely, surely, there've been other celebs with just as bad a reputation. Just seems all the bad press is centered lately around Gerry.

And I doubt he is as promiscuous as all that. Maybe he is, I don't know. Not for me to really worry about. But I do think that he'd be a little selective and discriminating. Wait a minute, I know a guy with the same reputation, and every gal pal seen talking to him was assumed to have slept with him. And most did. He wasn't very selective.

Yikes.

Hhhm....

Has he gotten to 100 yet? Or maybe 300?