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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:56 pm

LegoJulie wrote:
Besides, a chicken only has one rear opening, a cloaca. It poops and receives sperms and lays eggs out of the same hole. That's how you get salmonella and E. coli from eggs if you don't cook them properly or buy pasteurized eggs.

I once saw crows mating. Pretty interesting, and loud.
Gross!

I had to study local ducks for a college class, and it happened to be mating season. Boy, one poor female duck with a ton of male ducks...and then shooing them away in, er, half way there...

interesting...
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Sun Jun 07, 2009 2:00 pm

I watch a lot of nature shows, and I've found there sometimes isn't a lot of difference between animal behavior and human behavior.

Lions, for example....the male goes around peeing on everything, marking his territory, getting in fights with other males over the females, having sex with every female that moves, and then spends the rest of his time sleeping while the females do all of the hunting for food and the raising of the children. I think they said a male lion sleeps about 14 hours every day.
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Sun Jun 07, 2009 2:03 pm

wow, 14 hours?
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:16 pm

Give or take, yes.

I feel like chicken tonight. Breasts, thighs, or legs? White or dark meat?
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:24 pm

Where does one go to get live chickens?
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:28 pm

LegoJulie wrote:
Where does one go to get live chickens?

My grandparents had a farm when they were alive, and they raised chickens. I don't know where they got them from...probably from other farmers or breeders.

Why do you ask? Is one of your friends getting married or something? Suspect


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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:28 pm

Take a few chicken breasts, roll them in Wishbone Italian salad dressing, then coat them in Bisquick. Put them in a 350 degree preheated oven for an hour, turning them once.

Heaven.
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:31 pm

That does sound good. I ended up frying the chicken wings. Yes, I know that was bad, but they tasted so good.
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:37 pm

Uh, which came first....the chicken or the egg? bounce
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:40 pm

Who came first, the chicken or the groom Perving ?

I know, that was bad.
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:41 pm

Oh I HATE that question, PJ!

I always pick the wrong answer.
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:51 pm

I STILL don't know the answer. I thought you kids would!

Liked the groom bit, DK!
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:57 pm

The chicken came first. Genesis didn't say "God created eggs."

Scientifically speaking, there was a first chicken, and it hatched from an egg laid by notchicken so that egg was a notchicken egg.
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:14 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:38 pm

lol
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:46 pm

I'm right! Never noticed the chicken emoticon before.
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:21 am

Just when you think life can't get any weirder ...

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CROOK CHOOK: SNAKE BITTEN COCK-IN-A-POT MOST FAMOUS CHINESE DISH

3/06/2009 3:21:00 PM, Joshua Crouthamel

A restaurant in the south-western Chinese province of Guangdong has copped bad press over the last week for the controversial manner in which they prepare their most famous dish: snake-bitten chicken.

The name says it all, really; chickens at Shunde Renjia Restaurant in Guangdong are killed by venomous snakes before being prepared for customers. And animal rights groups are up in arms. Local television reports have decreed that the dish might be poisonous, and the delicacy's creators lampooned as "barbarians" in the online media. But staff members are sticking up for the bit-cock cuisine.

"We've been offering the dish for many years and our customers keep coming back," says Ms Zheng, of Shunde Renjia. "This is our most successful dish''.

According to a report in the Chongqing Business Daily last week, authorities are investigating the practice and will order restaurants to stop serving the dish, but no timetable has been put into place.

Now I'm all for having new experiences when you travel — I've eaten blood pudding in England, haggis in Scotland and snails in France — but I don't think I'd tuck in to a crook chook. Nor would I go for another infamous dish from Guangdong — live monkey brains. I just don't see the need, despite being a carnivore through and through.

There's tasty grub, and then there's downright cruel kitchen conduct.
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:53 am

I just remembered a euphemism about chickens:

Choking a chicken
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:00 pm

DonnaKat wrote:


ROFLMAO!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:38 pm

Is that a cock chicken underneath that towel or are you just happy to see me?



*points up*

Look, it moves.
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:44 pm

Gerry: "And this is how I hypnotize the chicken."


*points up*

Look, it moves.

It's a good thing I'm not a chicken, I might get hypno....hypnot..... Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:48 pm

Hidden Chicken: "Bwak bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!"
Gerry: "Shhhhhhh!!! They'll hear!!"
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:49 pm

Teehee. Look. It moves.

*points down*

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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:51 am

It looks likes it's in the wrong place. Maybe that's just me.
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Knows Why They Have Chickens at Bachelor Parties   Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:48 am

it does move...
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