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PostSubject: Patience Of A Yogi Philosopher: Agent Bedhead   Mon May 11, 2009 6:57 am

GERARD BUTLER MUST HAVE THE PATIENCE OF A YOGI PHILOSOPHER

By Agent Bedhead in Film



Butler gives serious thought to replacing Heigl’s ciggies with chalk & tampons.

For a while, I’ve been lazily contemplating whether Gerard Butler or Robert Pattinson possesses a more rabid fanbase, and the issue remains at a deadlock. I will say, as evidenced from a reasonably-sized sample of collective hate mail, that Butler fans do tend to have a better grasp upon the English language than those whose idea of complex literature is the Twilight saga. Stick that in your Cullenism and smoke it.

Call it the curse of the scruffily handsome actors of dubious hygiene. Like Pattinson, Butler seems bound within a purgatory of vacuous roles meant only to satisfy the romantic fantasies of audience members who toss the “jealous” label onto any critic of their respective man. Still, both actors are capable of more than just shaking their asses for the camera. It hasn’t been that long since Butler appeared in The Cherry Orchard (an adaptation of Anton Chekhov’s play), and Pattinson professed a desire to commence “breaking boundaries” after his work in the Harry Potter franchise.

Nowadays, Pattinson contents himself with using his hair as a metaphor for the unwashed masses who stalk his every move. For his part, Butler has set his ubiquitous Scottish burr in motion to romance manly women & bona fide lesbians onscreen before leaving work to hit the karaoke club and perfect his bedside manner. Undoubtedly, more drastic measures were necessary to cope with the insufferable Rainbow Killer known to the general public as “Katherine Heigl.”

Originally scheduled for an April release, The Ugly Truth has been pushed back to a July 24 release date. Since the only real competition on that weekend comes from the family-oriented G-Force, The Ugly Truth will probably earn more than respectable box office receipts. However, if the film’s charming promotional poster and clichéd, “dry toast” plot are any indication, this romantic comedy will be as insufferable as Heigl herself and manage to thoroughly insult both sexes in the process. Good times, mates.


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PostSubject: Re: Patience Of A Yogi Philosopher: Agent Bedhead   Mon May 11, 2009 10:56 am

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Nowadays, Pattinson contents himself with using his hair as a metaphor for the unwashed masses who stalk his every move. For his part, Butler has set his ubiquitous Scottish burr in motion to romance manly women & bona fide lesbians onscreen before leaving work to hit the karaoke club and perfect his bedside manner. Undoubtedly, more drastic measures were necessary
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ouch!!
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PostSubject: Re: Patience Of A Yogi Philosopher: Agent Bedhead   Mon May 11, 2009 12:19 pm

Wow...just wow.
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PostSubject: Re: Patience Of A Yogi Philosopher: Agent Bedhead   Mon May 11, 2009 4:41 pm

"Call it the curse of the scruffily handsome actors of dubious hygiene.....For his part, Butler has set his ubiquitous Scottish burr in motion to romance manly women & bona fide lesbians onscreen before leaving work to hit the karaoke club and perfect his bedside manner."

It's bad when critics reference your personal life along with your work, which is why Butler should pay attention to all the public comments in the media about his reputation and personal life.
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PostSubject: Re: Patience Of A Yogi Philosopher: Agent Bedhead   Mon May 11, 2009 7:11 pm

So, G, Listen to Dallas and others here...they are only looking out for your best interest.

As for Pattison...I'm just not there with what he does and the 'thing' about him.

I still think that his lack of hygiene is gross. I don't see any excuse.
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PostSubject: Re: Patience Of A Yogi Philosopher: Agent Bedhead   Mon May 11, 2009 9:04 pm

Warren Beatty had the same reputation, if not worse. And he still got fine roles.

Good actor, too.

So, G can't smoke (tobacco)...can't drink alcohol....so what's the other vice besides drugs? Heh heh....
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PostSubject: Re: Patience Of A Yogi Philosopher: Agent Bedhead   Mon May 11, 2009 9:20 pm

Food?
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PostSubject: Re: Patience Of A Yogi Philosopher: Agent Bedhead   Tue May 12, 2009 2:31 am

Frollicking?
Flatulence?
Filthy language?

Jeepers G, just pick "fornication" for cripes sake!!
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PostSubject: Re: Patience Of A Yogi Philosopher: Agent Bedhead   Tue May 12, 2009 10:02 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Patience Of A Yogi Philosopher: Agent Bedhead   Tue May 12, 2009 1:18 pm

I thought he did already...
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PostSubject: Re: Patience Of A Yogi Philosopher: Agent Bedhead   Wed May 20, 2009 9:59 pm

greyeyegoddess wrote:
So, G, Listen to Dallas and others here...they are only looking out for your best interest.

My thoughts exactly....So much for keeping his private life private. He may think he is, but it's not when all the media/press and your fans know your ah......promiscuous habits. (I was being nice)

He really needs to be more discreet and very careful. Vera careful.....I have a feeling this is going to come back and BITE him where it hurts soon.


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PostSubject: Re: Patience Of A Yogi Philosopher: Agent Bedhead   Wed May 20, 2009 11:32 pm

It may have already....in how his fans react.
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