Asli Suitor? Is Gerry playing it coy with Priyanka?

I'm sorry, but I have to post this. Not particularly because I believe or don't believe it per se, but because it is funny.

From Shobhaa Dee's blog:

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The other nasty rumour doing the rounds is that the Gerard Butler dude was being treated like visiting royalty by Bollywood Biggies for reasons that are very hush hush. It is not our Priyanka Chopra alone who fancied him.The asli suitor was someone else. And he was playing it coy and safe by keeping Priyanka as a decoy. You go figure...

http://shobhaade.blogspot.com/2009/05/dimpled-darling-makes-his-debut.html

Scroll down for some of the comments, too.

Maybe the Asli suitor is the chick that was photographed in the car with him. And here some thought her to be the decoy...

Maybe the "suitor" was interested in him, but he wasn't interested in the suitor. Maybe Piggy Chops and everyone else was trying to set the two of them up, but he was having nothing of it. Or maybe he's just playing hard to get.

I do know I hate it when people try to fix me up. I would have probably done the same thing if I wasn't interested. Well, probably not the proposal thing, but I have been known to deliberately flirt with other men in front of guys who like me. Likewise, I've been known to flirt with men I'm not interested in and clam up and act aloof in front of those I do like. It sends mixed signals...the guys I do like think I hate them, and the guys I don't want to go out with won't leave me alone.

What can I say, I'm a cocktease...complicated individual.

So if any of this has an ounce of truth to it, I think I know what might be going on in at least one of Gerry's heads. That's why it makes me laugh, because a lot of what he does I do the same thing. It's a good thing I'm not young, thin, dark and exotic, cuz I'd give that player a run for his money.

Which is probably why we're both still single.

Then again, all of this may be bunk. Maybe he showed up to both parties, sat in a corner sipping on his water, and sulked all night.

Hahahaha. The gay rumors are even in India, where they call him Gerald!

Seriously, you couldn't pay me to be in the public spotlight.


P.S. I learned a new slang word today, "bent" - as in, not straight.

example:
manish said...
laying the red carpet for a 39 year old B-lister from hollywood seems rather overdone. and yes the buzz is he's bent. go figure. you're so right, pc was a decoy.

May 6, 2009 6:49 PM

This concludes today's lesson...

I knew the "Get Bent" slang, just not the other.
The other just reminds me of a bent penis, i.e. curved. Sorry. TMI.

Apparently "bent" is a UK slang term. I had to look it up too, because I didn't know what the commenter was referring to (though I had a hunch).

Actually I'm having kind of a hard time deciphering all of the Bollywood rumors, due to the language barrier. I'll be glad when he gets back to having home turf gossip again. At least I can understand it.

Well this story gives a whole new meaning to the sign that they are looking at in this pic, doesn't it?!!!

Too perfect.