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PostSubject: There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ...   There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ... Icon_minitimeSun May 03, 2009 6:03 am

Dear Maharaja Mr Butler,

Hello There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ... Wave-2 How's the trek? Ridden a yak yet?

Now that social pleasantries are out of the way, I have a few questions. I am a curious person by nature and I've been impatiently saving them until I could speak with an all-knowing, well-educated, humanity-loving, thought-provoking, clean-living, articulate sensei but ...... you'll have to do.

1. Can a stupid person be a smart-ass? Or is a dumb-ass clever?

2. What if the hokey pokey really is what life's all about?

3. How can you tell when it is time to tune your *cough* bagpipes?

4. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

5. Why do they call Wednesday hump day, when most people get laid on the weekends? Not that you aren't an equal opportunity kind of guy ... anyday, anywhere, anyhow ...

6. If love is blind, why should women buy lingerie?

7. Why is one's index finger the same size as one's nostrils?

and ...

8. Just how much can YOU get away with and still go to heaven? scratch

Ta muchly,
N

PS. While you're out and about in the wilds of self-discovery, stay clear of any stray, wild donkeys. They are nasty beasts who can steal your virtue.

And just in case I don't like any of your answers, here's my backup plan:


http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/cgi-bin/eightball.cgi
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PostSubject: Re: There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ...   There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ... Icon_minitimeSun May 03, 2009 1:51 pm

Love the magic 8 ball....heehee...
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PostSubject: Re: There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ...   There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ... Icon_minitimeSun May 03, 2009 8:40 pm

Nay - you crack me up!

Well, we all know he has not stayed away from camels. (insert camel humping icon)
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PostSubject: Re: There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ...   There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ... Icon_minitimeSun May 03, 2009 9:39 pm

Nay wrote:


1. Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

Can I answer this one, Mr. Butler?

Speaking from personal experience, the answer is yes.
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PostSubject: Re: There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ...   There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ... Icon_minitimeMon May 04, 2009 1:09 am

Thanks, PJ.

Thus far, this is the only answer I have received to my terribly urgent and important questions (the hokey pokey is keeping me up at night - not sure whether I should put my left leg into my pjs first).

One can only assume Mr Butler is simply too busy picking peanuts out of his teeth in First Class to check in here. Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ...   There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ... Icon_minitimeMon May 04, 2009 10:15 am

Nay wrote:
(the hokey pokey is keeping me up at night - not sure whether I should put my left leg into my pjs first).

You are too funny, my friend! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ...   There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ... Icon_minitimeSat May 09, 2009 7:50 pm

Speaking of questions, I have a dilemma....

Do I want an ice cream bar, an ice cream cone, or ice cream in a bowl?

If I put the ice cream in a bowl, then I have the added option of Hersheys syrup on top. If I have an ice cream cone, I'll have something to crunch on as I eat the ice cream. However, if I decide on an ice cream bar, then I'll have crunchy chocolate to munch on on the outside of the ice cream. However, if I have an ice cream bar, it won't last as long as either the cone or the bowl.

I don't know what to do. scratch
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PostSubject: Re: There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ...   There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ... Icon_minitimeSat May 09, 2009 8:52 pm

yummmmm
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PostSubject: Re: There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ...   There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ... Icon_minitimeSat May 09, 2009 9:16 pm

DK, put the icecream in a bowl WITH the syrup AND add crunched up waffle cones also.

Problem solved.

Now help me with my hokey pokey dilemma please! It's getting embarrassing. Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ...   There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ... Icon_minitimeWed Jun 03, 2009 4:53 am

DK, let me introduce you to Hershey's Shell Toppings. Bottom of page.
http://www.hersheys.com/recipes/products/info/dessert-toppings.asp

The liquid-ish (depends on the temperature) chocolatey goodness hardens on ice cream and becomes a shell like the outside of ice cream bars. Add more as needed.

Nay, wear nightgowns or nightshirts. No legs.
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PostSubject: Re: There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ...   There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ... Icon_minitimeSat Mar 27, 2010 1:17 am

I have a question.

In one of the HTTYD promo interviews GB said he had sex with a dragon. My question is:

Which of the women (or men) he had sex with is the one he considered a dragon?
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oh you are bad... Twisted Evil
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I know I am. I really want to know, too. There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ... 925981
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PostSubject: Re: There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ...   There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ... Icon_minitimeWed Mar 31, 2010 11:50 pm

Seems to me he spends more time NOT acting, doing promos, interviews, parties, eating, getting public nookies, vacations. He's not acting (films, TV, theater, commercials), or reading scripts, or studying scripts, or writing scripts, or going to classes, or teaching classes. The only times he's practicing his craft are trying to be funny in interviews and making "sexy" faces in photoshoots.

Is he trying to break into modelling? Trying to be an idle playboy?

I know he's working on Coriolanus soon. I hope it doesn't turn out to be a flop because the title Coriol-anus is perfect for a stinker, especially when his fingers do the walking.

I'm guessing no one here knows the answer to my previous question.
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PostSubject: Re: There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ...   There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ... Icon_minitimeThu Apr 01, 2010 2:08 am

LegoJulie wrote:
I have a question.

In one of the HTTYD promo interviews GB said he had sex with a dragon. My question is:

Which of the women (or men) he had sex with is the one he considered a dragon?

The slutty one. Laughing
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Names! We need names!

Or pictures, vids, sound bites, etc.
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There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ... NZhooker
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GB humps sheep? Shocked
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Neigh.
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PostSubject: Re: There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ...   There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ... Icon_minitimeFri Apr 02, 2010 6:19 am

More like camels.

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The camel is sort of similar to a dragon. Sort of.

Is he yanking on the camel tail?

Okay. I looked it up. I saw the short film. I'm very disturbed now.
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Well, you kept pushing the question. I knew someone had evidence. There's No Such Thing As A Dumb Question ... 415251
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