The Pantry Forum


 
HomeHome  CalendarCalendar  GalleryGallery  FAQFAQ  SearchSearch  RegisterRegister  Log inLog in  

Share | 
 

 Round Robin

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
Go to page : 1, 2, 3  Next
AuthorMessage
DonnaKat
Head Cheese, Pantry Raider, Your Everlovin' Forum Administrator
avatar

Number of posts : 9607
Location : In my skin
Registration date : 2008-10-28

PostSubject: Round Robin   Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:26 am

The rules are simple. Someone posts a short scenario, and someone else adds to it, and so on and so on. Let's try to keep it (fairly) short. And feel free to make it funny, too! Oh, and PG-13....so no porn...LOL!!!

I'll start....

*************************

It's been a long and tiring day, and all I want to do right now is find an inconspicuous corner of the hotel bar, where I can check my emails on my laptop while enjoying a nice glass of Merlot....alone.

Suddenly and without warning, I feel the warmth of body heat beside me in the booth and an arm around my shoulders. The faint but pleasant scent of aftershave tickles my nostrils.

"Hello, darlin!"

It seems someone has decided to invade my precious privacy....so much so, in fact, that our legs are touching together in the small confined space that is my...well, now OUR...booth. Truly, this bloke has never heard of personal space before.

"I've had my eye on you all evening, love."

He's pulling my leg, considering I've only been here fifteen minutes. But his voice is sexy, and his breath smells minty fresh. So I choose to cut him some slack.

He leans into my ear and whispers....
Back to top Go down
http://gerrybutlerspantry.aforumfree.com
Leo
Complete Loss of Marbles
avatar

Number of posts : 1699
Location : Santa Fe, New Mexico
Registration date : 2008-10-29

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:23 pm

"Gawd, you're beautiful. May I buy you another drink?" His emerald eyes glitter against the fire's glow as he pulls away, waiting for my answer.....
Back to top Go down
dreamer
Two Fries Short of a Happy Meal
avatar

Number of posts : 226
Registration date : 2008-12-03

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:36 pm

Make it long and strong I replied.
Back to top Go down
DonnaKat
Head Cheese, Pantry Raider, Your Everlovin' Forum Administrator
avatar

Number of posts : 9607
Location : In my skin
Registration date : 2008-10-28

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:48 pm

Immediately, he starts to fiddle with the zipper in his trousers.

"I meant the drink, luv!" I reply in shock and awe.

To my immediate relief, he pulls out a sock from his crotch.

"I always keep my money in here. It keeps the muggers away while simultaneously giving me an air of superiority."
Back to top Go down
http://gerrybutlerspantry.aforumfree.com
Leo
Complete Loss of Marbles
avatar

Number of posts : 1699
Location : Santa Fe, New Mexico
Registration date : 2008-10-29

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:14 pm



I can't continue if I'm LMFAO!!

Somebody else....please !
Back to top Go down
beguild
Random Babbler
avatar

Number of posts : 99
Location : West Warwick,R.I.
Registration date : 2008-12-26

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:51 am

Pulling herself together quickly, her face red with shock, she looks into those emerald pools and replies," Maybe so, sir, But really!!!"
He moves in closer to her and blatantly answers her in a low whisper, "so sorry about the theatrics, but when a honeycomb like you comes walking into a place like this, just like a cock performs for the company of the bird of paradise, I do likewise. You see if the cock doesn't win the beautiful bird all is not lost. He walks away on wobbly legs, breathing hard from the workout and has had the pleasure of his balls being tickled! Hah! what have you got to say about that my love?"
Back to top Go down
DonnaKat
Head Cheese, Pantry Raider, Your Everlovin' Forum Administrator
avatar

Number of posts : 9607
Location : In my skin
Registration date : 2008-10-28

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:00 am

"Those lines sound familiar," I reply suspiciously. "Hey, you're reading my laptop screen, aren't you?"

"Well, yes. I had to come up with a good pickup line fast, and I couldn't think of anything off the top of my head so I read the closest thing I could find. What is that you're writing, anyway?"

"I'm writing a fictional novel called A Rooster Named Blueballs."
Back to top Go down
http://gerrybutlerspantry.aforumfree.com
Leo
Complete Loss of Marbles
avatar

Number of posts : 1699
Location : Santa Fe, New Mexico
Registration date : 2008-10-29

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:28 pm

He blinks....then bursts into loud laughter...his booming, sexy voice filling the room. "I love a woman who can make me laugh." He takes her hand and brings it to his lips, kissing it. "How about some dinner?" He searches her eyes, hoping......
Back to top Go down
dreamer
Two Fries Short of a Happy Meal
avatar

Number of posts : 226
Registration date : 2008-12-03

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:38 pm

"I would love to have dinner with you, as long as nothing is expected in return " I reply blushing. "After all I am a good girl and a virgin to boot."
Back to top Go down
DonnaKat
Head Cheese, Pantry Raider, Your Everlovin' Forum Administrator
avatar

Number of posts : 9607
Location : In my skin
Registration date : 2008-10-28

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:49 pm

He blinks....then bursts into loud laughter...his booming, sexy voice filling the room.

"I love a woman who can make me laugh!"

"I wasn't joking."

"Oh."

He blinks. I blink. He blinks again.

I blink again...then I burst into loud laughter, my booming, sexy voice filling the room.

"Yes I was! Tee hee!"
Back to top Go down
http://gerrybutlerspantry.aforumfree.com
GerrysJewel
Two Fries Short of a Happy Meal
avatar

Number of posts : 200
Location : I'm just visiting this planet.
Registration date : 2008-12-19

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:00 pm

He didn't say anything after that, just had this half-smile frozen on his rugged, chiseled features. But those eyes....I don't recall ever seeing eyes that green on anyone before. They were locked on mine still and mesmerizing.

Even though he did not speak, I could read the next thought he had like they were bolded letters on my laptop screen. A virgin, hey? Perhaps I can change that status some day real soon. I bet that was what he was telling himself this very second. Cocky bastard.
Back to top Go down
dreamer
Two Fries Short of a Happy Meal
avatar

Number of posts : 226
Registration date : 2008-12-03

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:51 pm

My heart was pounding in my ears and my blood was racing. If he could have read my thoughts at that moment he would have know that it wouldn't take much to make me his.
Back to top Go down
Leo
Complete Loss of Marbles
avatar

Number of posts : 1699
Location : Santa Fe, New Mexico
Registration date : 2008-10-29

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:17 pm

His muscular thigh brushing against mine under the table, the heat emanated from our bodies......
Back to top Go down
pamelajane
Complete Loss of Marbles
avatar

Number of posts : 1363
Registration date : 2008-12-05

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:28 pm

And I want to say to him, "Is it hot in here or is it just us?"
Back to top Go down
dreamer
Two Fries Short of a Happy Meal
avatar

Number of posts : 226
Registration date : 2008-12-03

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:54 am

My insides melt as he gazes longing into my eyes, his searching kiss is fire on my lips.

"owwwww, owwwww I moan"

"I feel that way too" he answers

"Get off me" I scream "I have a cramp in my foot!!"
Back to top Go down
DonnaKat
Head Cheese, Pantry Raider, Your Everlovin' Forum Administrator
avatar

Number of posts : 9607
Location : In my skin
Registration date : 2008-10-28

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:07 pm

dreamer wrote:
My insides melt as he gazes longing into my eyes, his searching kiss is fire on my lips.

"owwwww, owwwww I moan"

"I feel that way too" he answers

"Get off me" I scream "I have a cramp in my foot!!"

Puzzled, he replies, "How can I be on you when I'm sitting next to you? Wait a minute...."

We both look underneath the booth.

FLASH!! I'm temporarily blinded by a stinging light.

"What the %$#%!!!"

His voice booms angrily, as a string of four letter words emanates from the depths of his inner being.

As my vision clears, I discover the source of the cramp in my foot....it's a paparazzi.

"Hello, I'm from TMZ."
Back to top Go down
http://gerrybutlerspantry.aforumfree.com
dreamer
Two Fries Short of a Happy Meal
avatar

Number of posts : 226
Registration date : 2008-12-03

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:21 pm

I can't believe this is happening, my head is spinning. What have I gotten myself into I wonder. People lurking under the table--sitting on my foot--taking pictures-------

"Hey I shout at the jerk with the camera, "have you been looking up my skirt??"
Back to top Go down
GerrysJewel
Two Fries Short of a Happy Meal
avatar

Number of posts : 200
Location : I'm just visiting this planet.
Registration date : 2008-12-19

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:35 pm

Th razzi dude mumbled incoherently as he looked from me to the big guy next to me. His expression turned to one of fear as he sat there helpless under the table as a large boot firmly implanted itself into the razz's teeth. Not once, not twice, but THREE times.

As the unlucky photographer fell unconscious under the table, my friend reached under and snatched the camera while simultaneously pulled on my arm scooting me out of the booth.

"Come on, grab your laptop and let's get the hell out of here."
Back to top Go down
Leo
Complete Loss of Marbles
avatar

Number of posts : 1699
Location : Santa Fe, New Mexico
Registration date : 2008-10-29

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:04 pm

With that scowl and his eyes blazing, his fingers laced into mine ....warm....and possesive. Who was I to refuse? The cool night air hit us as the door swung open. More flashbulbs pop in our faces.....
Back to top Go down
GerrysJewel
Two Fries Short of a Happy Meal
avatar

Number of posts : 200
Location : I'm just visiting this planet.
Registration date : 2008-12-19

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:24 pm


"Damn!" he muttered under his breath, slamming the door back shut in front of us.

"Are those.....the PAPARAZZI?" I couldn't believe it. What would they want with....him? They certainly are not interested in me.

His grip on my hand just got firmer as he tugged me back into the restaurant. I clutched my laptop to my side and flung my purse over my shoulder aware that the patrons inside the restaurant were obviously wondering what the hell all the commotion was. I avoided their stares as he led me through a side door that the restaurant employees use. It opened up where the parking lot was.

The mob of paps were not fooled as they were there waiting for us cameras glued to their faces. Throwing open the door of a nice black Lexxus...he placed an arm around my waist and and shoved me down into the seat.

"Wait - what-" I stammered. This could not be happening! "Just who are you?"

His door slammed shut and the roar of the engine buzzed all around me. He turned to look at me with intense green eyes, full of irritation because of the Paps, but seeping with amusment at the same time. "You mean, you don't know who I am?"

I shook my head and he smiled laying a large hand on my knee and squeezing....
Back to top Go down
ladyremi
Elevator Doesn't Go Up to the Top Floor


Number of posts : 301
Registration date : 2008-11-01

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:54 pm

Ok, you guys. Your writing is giving me a little orgasm inside. Razz KEEP IT UP!
Back to top Go down
DonnaKat
Head Cheese, Pantry Raider, Your Everlovin' Forum Administrator
avatar

Number of posts : 9607
Location : In my skin
Registration date : 2008-10-28

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:20 pm

"Who said that?" I exclaim with a jump.

We both turn around to discover a stowaway in the back seat of his car. She's wearing a 300 shirt, holding a naked Marek doll, and eating a White Castle hamburger.

"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! IS IT REALLY YOU???? SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

I'm temporarily deafened by her squeals.

"Oh for the love of....would you just sign an autograph for her and get her out of the car?"

Quickly, he scribbles his name on the White Castle box and sends her on her way. Then he puts the car in gear and...at last...we're on our way to...wherever it is we're going to.

"Bloody hell, I gotta roll down the window. My car smells like grease and onions now!"
Back to top Go down
http://gerrybutlerspantry.aforumfree.com
GerrysJewel
Two Fries Short of a Happy Meal
avatar

Number of posts : 200
Location : I'm just visiting this planet.
Registration date : 2008-12-19

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:23 pm

I tear open my purse and withdraw my travel sized bottle of body spray. After a few squirts the aroma battled with the smell of grease and onions, but my pray soon won.

"Mmmm. Vanilla!" he nodded his large hands roving over the steering wheel making a right hand turn. "My favorite scent, you know."

Nodding I gave a little squirt over my chest before stuffing it back into my purse.

Looking at me out of the corner of his eye, he murmurred, "Vanilla is an aphrodisiac, you know." Inhaling deeply he flashed his white teeth. "Damn, it's really turning me on...!"



Back to top Go down
dreamer
Two Fries Short of a Happy Meal
avatar

Number of posts : 226
Registration date : 2008-12-03

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:36 pm

My heart did a flip flop in my chest as I looked at those big hands griping the wheel. Just then he glanced over at me and our eyes met. I felt a chill down my spine. Did I want him to be turned on by me?? I didn't even know him.
Back to top Go down
Geranimal
Elevator Doesn't Go Up to the Top Floor


Number of posts : 469
Registration date : 2009-03-04

PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:32 pm

"Just who are you then, I give up?" I asked still puzzeled even though he did look slightly familiar.

"I'm Brad Pit" he says with a glint in his eyes.

"No you're not." I reply still studying his features, and what "features" they are!

"OK. Well then if you don't buy that one how about "George what's his name?" he said smiling and flashing his fantasic smile again.

"Give me a hint." I said getting tired of his game.

"All right then! "This.. is... Sparta!" he shouts in the close confines of the car.

I'm still looking at him with a confused look on my face but this time, I DO know who he is and I'm turning the game around on him!

"No, still nothing!" I joke shaking my head.

He scrunches up his face, looking adorable doing so I might add, and gives me a look of disbelief.

"I'm kidding!" I replied finally. "You're Craig Ferguson! I knew it all along!"
Back to top Go down
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: Round Robin   

Back to top Go down
 
Round Robin
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 3Go to page : 1, 2, 3  Next
 Similar topics
-
» Robin Welch - Own Studio (England)
» radio round
» Robin Rodgers mark for the gallery
» WINNER: Guess That Song! ~Round One~
» WINNER: Guess That Song! ~Round Five~

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
The Pantry Forum :: Butler's Pantry Archives :: The Pantry Fanzone and Playroom :: Fanfiction (G, PG, PG-13)-
Jump to: