An 80 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. Of course you have some vision problems but we knew that already. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight and he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom - poof! The light goes on. When I'm done - poof! The light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," says hs doctor.
A little later in the day, the doctor rings George's wife.
"Mildred," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you to tell I am in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up in the middle of the night and poof! - the light goes on? And then poof! - the light goes off afterwards?"
"Oh my God!!" exclaims Mildred. "He's pi..ing in the fridge again!"
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