Celebitchy - Gerard Butler totally hooked up with a random brunette in a Coachella Porta-potty

Kaiser has lost her love for the Butler. The comments are even harsh....
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Gerard Butler totally hooked up with a random brunette in a Coachella Porta-potty

Gerard Butler is at Coachella. He’s 42 years old, he just got out of a light three-week Betty Ford stay a few months ago, and he’s consistently putting himself in situations where he’s surrounded by people who are A) drunk, B) coked-up and C) under the age of 30. Plus, I have my doubts about whether Gerard is really “sober” at this point – the tabloid reports are mixed. Some have him sober and partying, some have him “slurring and sweating profusely” while partying. And honestly, I’m still holding on to my theory that Gerard’s addiction issues are not JUST of the drugs-and-alcohol variety. It wouldn’t surprise me at all to learn that he could be a sex addict. So guess what kind of story I have for you this morning? Gerry probably boned a random in a Coachella Porta-Potty. I think that’s the subtext here:

Gerard Butler, fresh out of rehab, has been spotted testing his willpower all over Coachella in Palm Springs this weekend. The Scottish heartthrob has remained sober at every festival soiree, but still can’t seem to control his love for the ladies. At the A/X Armani Exchange and T-Mobile Neon Carnival on Saturday, Butler made no secret of his latest target. Instead of hiding among the throngs of partygoers on the packed dance floor, Butler led his mystery brunette out into the open air for a seductive slow dance in an empty patch of pavement.

“The two were grinding like they were at a middle school dance,” says our spy. “He didn’t seem to care who was watching.”

After their spin, our spy watched Butler accompany his dance partner to the Porta-Potties before they returned to the carnival-themed bash, produced by Brent Bolthouse.

[From Page Six]

Right?!?! He totally boned the “mystery brunette” in the Porta-Potty. At the very least, he got a beej (ugh). And we’re referring to her a “mystery brunette” because Gerard probably didn’t care enough to learn her name. Gross. I’m SO over Gerry. If he wants to come out and talk honestly about his addictions – including sex addiction! – then I’ll listen. But boning girls in a Porta-Potty? For God’s sake. YOU ARE RICH AND FAMOUS. Take her to a motel, for the love of God.

Oh, and Gerard’s maybe-probably lover Lindsay Lohan is at Coachella too. She probably brought her own Porta-Potty for her bidness. GROSS. It looks like Lohan and Butler were at several of the same events – meaning they probably hooked up. Again.

Are either of these girls the “mystery brunette”? Or is those just his friends/assistants?

Dang. The harsh stories begin....

http://www.thesuperficial.com/gerard-butler-coachella-high-coke-hologram-tupac-04-2012

Oh, Phew, Gerard Butler Went To Coachella. Now We Definitely Know There Weren’t Any Drugs There.

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Gerard Butler showed up at Coachella over the weekend, so for those of you keeping track of his rehab, he’s not even trying anymore and very possibly just followed the scent of Lindsay Lohan‘s vagina, so “almost dead.” Put him down for almost dead. On that note, just what exactly does a coked up Scotsman due at a wee bonny pansy festival? Pretty much whatever the hell he wants:

- Steal women from said wee pansies? Check.
- Assault cameraman who clearly snapped him mid-coke deal? Check.
- Maul more women away from pansies? Double check.
- Mug Michael Peña? Check.
- Smash Honest Tea bottle into back of hipster DJ’s skull? Let’s assume check.

Also, I’m pretty sure he made this happen with his mind:

How drunk, drugged, desperate, depraved, degenerate, and dumb must one be to have sex in a port-a-potty? And with a stranger?

sigh.

I would believe going into a port-a-potty to do blow before I would believe the sex stories. No matter how innocent he is, his reputation is going to attract these types of stories. It's sad but he doesn't seem to care.

Michael K usually cracks me up. But his take on the Butler at Coachella made me throw up a little in my mouth.

http://dlisted.com/2012/04/16/porta-potty-sex-butler-did-it?page=1


Porta Potty Sex: The Butler Did It!


Please clap your ass cheeks for man skank for all seasons, Gerard Butler, reaching the pinnacle of dirty slutdom by probably sexing on a piece he just met in a porta potty at Coachella over the weekend. You truly haven't wished that the person before you took a post-Mexican deuce until you've walked into a porta potty and burned your nostril tips on Gerard Butler's after-sex fumes. I can practically smell it from here and now I can say I know what a boiled egg rotting in a tub of used tampons on a subway platform smells like.

Gerard Butler is ten seconds out of rehab and every newly sober hos knows that the best place to continue on your road to sobriety is Coachella! You know, because it's not like most people who go to Coachella need to freebase sand to deal with the sea of hippie hipsters from the Urban Outfitters commune. Page Six says that as far as they know, Gerard kept his body free of the bad shit at Coachella and instead he focused on feeding his other addiction: CHOCHA!

A source says that Gerard hit on piece after piece, and at one point he got close to a mysterious brunette (who may or may not be in the pictures below) at the T-Mobile party. The source says that Gerry and the mysterious brunette did the bump and grind on each other before going into a porta potty together.

I know, Gerry's acts of romance never cease to amaze me. There is something poetic about staring into an abyss of hipster shit as Gerard Butler hits it from the back. I bet Gerry's mystery piece realized that was one of the most beautiful moments of her life when afterward he asked her if she wanted to wipe her coochie off with the bottom of his shirt. Always a gentlemen, that Gerry!

I feel the sudden urge to bathe in bleach.

won't be the first time, will it, DK?

again i say: sigh.

A couple of posters from Celebitchy have this to report:

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A gf of mine ended up partying with him in Coachella. She said he was super nice and Yes, they were all very drunk.

And by party, I mean… just party. I made sure to ask her that. She’s blonde, and fun, and hot and no, he didn’t hit on her.

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He hit on a friend in London and a colleague. The colleague is a smart French girl doing very well in business who apparently took the opportunity to tell him to get lost AND get real and go use his law degree instead of faffing around like a silly jerk (apparently this girl knew he had some better degree). He sort of slid off.

http://www.dramarama.ca/2012/04/gerard-butler-headlines-coachella-porta-potties.html


Gerard Butler headlines Coachella Porta-Potties

Actor rumoured to have given woman a private show in a Johnny On The Spot.


Dear Gerard Butler,

You are too old for Coachella. Your jeans are too bootcut. Your hair is too pouffy. And you don't have the emaciated frame requisite to pull off an American Apparel V-neck tee — yet you insist on trying to disguise that fact by layering another tee underneath to smooth out your old-guy torso. It isn't working. You are a Banana Republic man in a Forever 21 world. Get out before you do something you regret.

What's that? You just did the deed in a Porta-Potty? Never mind then.


Here are a few things Gerard Butler's business cards don't say: Gerard Butler — monogamist; Gerard Butler — class act; Gerard Butler — you always remember your first time! But if Dlisted is any source to go by, "Gerard Butler, anywhere, anytime, anybody" might make a catchy little slogan for the actor to send off to the printer. The website alleges that the Butler did it, at Coachella, in the can, with a candlestickan unidentified brunette. Oy.

Page Six heard this from their source at the festival: "Butler led his mystery brunette out into the open air for a seductive slow dance in an empty patch of pavement. 'The two were grinding like they were at a middle school dance. He didn’t seem to care who was watching.' After their spin, our spy watched Butler accompany his dance partner to the Porta-Potties before they returned to the carnival-themed bash...." Now, the only place I've been that was more disgusting than a Porta-Potty at a three-day music festival was a Porta-Potty at a baked-beans-and-coffee festival, but since that was just a nightmare I had (after returning home from a three-day music festival), music-fest Porta-Potty wins hands down for Grossest Place on Earth. And while I might expect potty sex to happen at, say, the Gathering of the Juggalos (NSFW), I never imagined it going down at Coachella, where people would generally seem far too concerned about getting some stranger's poop on their ahhhh-MAY-zing vintage cowboy boots (bought especially for the festival). And what if their Ray-Bans fell in?! But Butler isn't your typical Coachellan. I'd be willing to bet he was the only one at the festival who had done it with a Real Housewife. What was left after that? Porta-Potty polka, that's what.

http://crushable.com/entertainment/rumor-has-it-gerard-butler-hooked-up-in-a-porta-potty-at-coachella-808/


Rumor Has It Gerard Butler Hooked Up In A Porta-Potty At Coachella

We were so impressed with Gerard Butler for quietly doing three weeks of rehab at Betty Ford a few months back to kick a prescription drug problem. But if this is how he’s coping with no substances, we’re not ready to proclaim him OK.

According to a witness speaking to the New York Post‘s Page Six, the actor was running around acting like a middle schooler. Because he couldn’t drink, you see. But this teetotaling manifested itself in some pretty immature behavior, including grabbing a girl out of the crowd and freaking with her on an empty patch of pavement. Says the source:

“The two were grinding like they were at a middle school dance. He didn’t seem to care who was watching.”

And just like two kids who want to make out but don’t have the option of an apartment or even a car, Gerard and his mystery lady allegedly decided to seek out some privacy… in a Porta-Potty. Yeah, let that settle in for a sec. He really didn’t have the entourage or the means to take the lady to at the very least a seedy motel?

Between taking roles in movies like The Ugly Truth, being the star of some gross blind items, and incidents like this, Gerard is doing nothing to dissuade us from envisioning him as a sleazy actor. And he was doing so well two months ago!

Photo: WENN

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/04/coachella-gerard-butler-parties-hard-rehab

Recently Rehabbed Gerard Butler Parties Hard At Coachella

Just six weeks after leaving rehab to treat an addiction to prescription pills, Gerard Butler was spotted partying up a storm at the Coachella Music Festival in Indio, Calif.

Butler, 42, finished his rehab stint at the famed Betty Ford Center in February, but a source told RadarOnline.com exclusively that the Scottish born star seemed to be having a wild time over the weekend.

“Gerard partied like crazy at Coachella,” an eyewitness said. “He looked totally disheveled at one point. He was dancing like a crazy guy."

Butler has spoken of his struggles with alcohol addiction in the past, admitting that at one point he didn't care if he died.
“I had gone from a 16-year-old who couldn’t wait to grasp life to a 22-year-old who didn’t care if he died in his sleep,” he told The Red Bulletin.

“I used to drink until I couldn’t remember anything. I was just mad for it and on a death wish. It was madness."


Another source who spotted Butler at Coachella tells RadarOnline.com that the actor stayed out all night long partying.

“It looked like he was having a whale of a time throughout the day Saturday, he attended the Lacoste party and then he was at the Neon Carnival until 5 a.m.!

“He looked pretty sloppy,” the source said.

Calls for comment to Butler's rep were not returned at time of posting.

A wedding? He could have a quickie wedding, then a quickie divorce. Many celebrities do that. Also keeps the media so focused on the wedding and divorce they ignore everything else.

Yup. He needs a wedding and divorce.

This 'gossip' is getting ridiculous. The bump and grind in public is believable but in the port-a-potty? If it's true, it's gross. And if it's not true and his PR team doesn't do something now to clean up his image, heck, I am at a loss for words. I am having a hard time believing it in some ways, but it is the Butler.

There is a part of me that thinks this is the image he and his management team want him to have. If he is a grungy, womanizing party boy, it is the perfect cover if he really is bisexual/homosexual. And it could also turn off the annoying fans who tend to only see him through rose colored glasses. Their devotion has to get tiresome for him. I may sound harsh but anyone who thinks he is just a lost boy who needs to be saved by the love of a good woman is deluded. The man's a creep, probably always has been. But he can be charming and that seems to get him everywhere. Lord knows his looks come and go, imo.

What are the devoted fan sites saying?

kayanne wrote:

If he is a grungy, womanizing party boy, it is the perfect cover if he really is bisexual/homosexual.

Exactly! All of his "women relationships" are very public and over the top. Seems like overcompensation to me.

It makes a lot of sense for him to have performance issues with women, and needs drugs to perform well, if he's gay. He can be high and hallucinate that he's with his favorite dude(s).

GB should come out of the closet already. It's cool to be gay now.

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What are the devoted fan sites saying?

Dunno, don't check them.

If even half of the stories are even remotely true, any "good woman" would be wise to keep him at about 50 ft. length.

Looks get females a long way in this world. When it comes to men, fame and/or money do the same. People tend to overlook the obvious.

I don't check them either, DK. Never have. Don't see much point.

LegoJulie wrote:

GB should come out of the closet already. It's cool to be gay now.

You make me almost wish I were gay.

I haven't looked at those sites in forever. And the only spare time I have, I come here!

DonnaKat wrote:

LegoJulie wrote:

GB should come out of the closet already. It's cool to be gay now.

You make me almost wish I were gay.

I'll still love you. But not THAT way.

I said almost, Julie.

Kayanne, glad to see you spend your spare time here.

I'm wondering what would be cheaper...rent a dude or two, or a porta potty and a willing volunteer.....I'm on a budget, you know.

Spit out my oatmeal when I read that, DK! Too funny!

Portapotties are pretty expensive. They're like $65-$150 per day, depending on the size (standard, VIP, wheelchair accessible) and location. Dudes can be had for free, well, mostly free. A few beers for a couple of hours, or a few more beers and appropriately timed meals for longer durations. They'll also clean and paint your house and seal your decks if you complement them. If you want them to paint, make sure they're not colorblind, or provide one color paint at a time.