That Holy Grail French guard scene has always been my favorite. "I fart in your general direction."
Maybe Gerry IS having an affair with that hedge. He has remarked about his willingness to help trim bush.
I know how we can find out. We can take a cue from Holy Grail and set up our own Trojan Bunny near the red carpet in order to keep a better eye on Gerry and that hedge slut. Who wants to hide in it with me? You better bring snacks and wine.