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PostSubject: Gerard Butler Wants to Date a Dumb Woman?   Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:44 am

Gerard Butler Wants to Date a Dumb Woman?

Gerard Butler is clearly having problems deciding what he is looking for in his lady -- and IQ (or lack thereof) seems to be playing a prominent part.

"I couldn't actually tell you because it's different in each woman, but by the way part of it is being smart and part of it is being dumb," Butler recently explained to us. "Sometimes along the way in my life I don't want a smart woman right now, I want a dumb woman. But then you think, that doesn't work, now I want a smart woman. Then you get a smart woman and you go no, that doesn't work so it's just killing me right now."

But nonetheless, the Scottish hottie already has his list of lasses ready to go.

"Oh Jennifer (Aniston) and I are getting married, then I'm marrying Cameron Diaz, then I'm marrying Joan Rivers and I'm going to be a busy guy," Butler said with a smile.
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Wants to Date a Dumb Woman?   Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:00 pm

The man doesn't know what he wants...that's the problem.
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Wants to Date a Dumb Woman?   Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:15 pm

Dumb woman = easy lay; no complications; make man feel like he-man (i.e. me man, me better than you because me a man).

Intelligent woman = not so easy lay; challenge; intimidation factor (i.e. she might be smarter than the man, therefore making the man feel even more insecure than he already is).
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Wants to Date a Dumb Woman?   Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:11 pm

ah ha! that's the underlying definition.

You know, when you say you want a dumb woman, it doesn't make you look very smart.

I knew there was something bothersome underneath it all.

And there are many smart women who 'play' dumb, too. Where does that all fit in your scheme of things Mr. B?
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Wants to Date a Dumb Woman?   Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:40 am

He sounds like a complete idiot and bimbo.

I think this is the most unflattering thing that I have ever heard him say.








UGH! I prefer the nose picking.
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Wants to Date a Dumb Woman?   Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:48 am

Clever women can see through crap with the ease of a hot knife cutting butter.

It's no great wonder men can't handle them and no great surprise that the brainless comments are coming thick and fast lately.
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Wants to Date a Dumb Woman?   Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:09 am

The story has made DListed:

http://dlisted.com/node/33328#comments

What Gerard Butler Looks For In A Woman

Papa Joe better update Jessica Simpson's resume and immediately forward it to Gerard Butler, because it sounds like the two could be perfectly happy together if she catches him in the right mood. Manwhore Gerard not only wants a woman with succulent breasteses, but it also sounds like he might want one with pork rinds for brains! Gerard said:

"Sometimes along the way in my life I don't want a smart woman right now, I want a dumb woman. But then you think, that doesn't work, now I want a smart woman. Then you get a smart woman and you go no, that doesn't work so it's just killing me right now."

Oh, Gerry. Sometimes he says dumb things (don't we all) and sometimes he says smart things (don't look at me). Wait......AND he also has a really really amazing rack. Maybe Gerry's soulmate is himself? Match made!
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Wants to Date a Dumb Woman?   Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:39 am

The comments are killing me. This is why he shouldn't give people ammunition. People are ruthless.

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He's been saying such stupid stuff lately. Let me put this through my BS Translator:

[COMPUTING...]

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TRANSLATION: "I will probably never be monogamous because I will need a different woman for every different mindset that I will have in my life."

THE END.
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Damn....GB is a LONG way from 300. He's gotten so fat; he is starting to look like Randy Quaid.

*****

Totally. He looks like he should be occupying the corner bar stool at the shithole around the corner from me.
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I've been waiting for the Gerry from Tomb Raider to come back. Don't think that's ever going to happen. It went all downhill after 300.



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Ugh, this sounds more like a line out of one of his dumb movies than something a real person would say. I guess he needs someone of borderline intelligence. He should have no problem in Hollywood. And the pic is perfection.


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He should take what he can get. He's closing in on his hotness expiration date anyways.
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Wants to Date a Dumb Woman?   Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:15 am

Oh dear.

Memo to Mr Butler: Not all publicity is GOOD publicity.

Imagine what they wrote about the 'Nose-Picking-Gate'!
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Wants to Date a Dumb Woman?   Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:17 am

Dlisted is pretty ruthless, almost along the lines of Perez Hilton. I think they carry it too far. Except for this story. This story has me in all kinds of awe:

http://www.dlisted.com/node/33323
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Wants to Date a Dumb Woman?   Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:20 pm

This foolish comment/quote has now made it to an Australian news source and a woman's magazine.

I hope there is some backpedalling somewhere soon.


http://nw.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=847246
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Wants to Date a Dumb Woman?   Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:55 pm

He should mail-order his women to his specifications.

What he needs is ONE smart woman who knows how to act like a few hundred women.
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Wants to Date a Dumb Woman?   Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:47 am

Or one smart (canny) woman with multi-personalities???
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Wants to Date a Dumb Woman?   Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:04 pm

Ooookay....


Time to get your blow-up doll inflated, Ger. You can't get any dumber than that.


Although, on the flip side...notice how that last link totally left out his comment about a smart woman.

Then again, to his defense, maybe the 'dumb' woman is simply a way for him to let his hair down and relax. Do I really believe he wants a dumb woman? Not for any kind of solid meaningful relationship....oh, which reminds me, he is not capable of a solid, meaningful relationship. What was I thinking? No
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PostSubject: Re: Gerard Butler Wants to Date a Dumb Woman?   Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:23 pm

Jewel! So good to see you! How are you? What's news? bounce

You're correct though, he does have a blow-up doll doesn't he?

Now all I can think of is: "Pucker up plastic girl".
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